Friday, July 9, 2010

The Brothers Quaylude

Bobby and Danny. The Brothers Quaylude. Matching blowouts and t-shirts.

And lets not forget the sad Sandra Sisters, heading down the dark path of Ed Hardy and semi-employment in nail salons throughout the tri-state area.

# posted by douchebag1
9:25 am July, 9 Crucial Head said...

Alfredo, always yearning for a strong, masculine hand job, was pleased as pie when Mortimer reached down with his free hand and finished jerking his peter-pudding onto the unsuspecting leg of Gladys.

9:25 am July, 9 Crucial Head said...

Eunice and Lonnie failed to notice the sobering countenance of Alonzo as the overinflated upper lip of his Real Doll registered in the mirror’s reflection.

9:29 am July, 9 DarkSock said...

The olean gauntlet

brown and dripping, is thrown down

In the haiku page

9:29 am July, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She has one massively huge mouth. I bet half the time when he tries to punch her in the face at the end of a drunk fueled fight he hits her ganglia by mistake.

9:30 am July, 9 DarkSock said...

Marla’s breast implants had all the new remote controlled features including stiff-nips and coffee creamer lactation.

9:31 am July, 9 DarkSock said...

Her mouth is so big she could fellate a porta-john

9:31 am July, 9 DarkSock said...

Her mouth is so big you can’t hear what she says when she yells; it sounds like a duck quacking in a culvert.

9:32 am July, 9 DarkSock said...

This is the last thing the gardener’s dog ever saw.

9:33 am July, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I bet when she’s lonely and horny she swallows one of her boobs whole and let’s her stomach acids bring her to orgasm.

9:38 am July, 9 Wheezer said...

Ahhhhh, blowouts, tattoos, hand gestures, and Hardy, all contained within the walls of a generic apartment in a generic apartment complex.

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And they think they’re “living”…..

9:45 am July, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Nobody in this picture looks anything like anyone else in their family.

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Nobody in this picture looks anything like their high school yearbook photo.

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Nobody in this picture likes themselves when they look in the mirror.

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Nobody in this picture thinks what counts is on the inside.

10:00 am July, 9 End the Haberdouchery said...

Nobody in this picture hasn’t had sex in a bathroom stall.

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Nobody in this picture can comprehend a sentence containing a double negative.

10:08 am July, 9 Fatness said...

Nobody in this picture hasn’t had sex with all the others.

10:12 am July, 9 scrotum pole said...

Nice to see DB1 making references to old-school barbiturates.

I’ve lost many a brain cell to quayludes.

10:13 am July, 9 scrotum pole said...

Nobody in this picture can qualify as a blood donor.

10:20 am July, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Not for nothing but I think they’re “Quaaludes” . Little caplets used for arrousal that more often softened the cock and ruined your session with the Guinea Disco Chick after spending $48 in drinks plus the $10 for the ‘Ludes”. Back in the days when $ 58 was serious jack.

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I have a feeling they used to slip Paula Abdul ‘Ludes” prior to American Idol telecasts.

10:27 am July, 9 Anonymous said...

Looks like a Coming-Out Party. Good for you guys..

10:28 am July, 9 boatbutter said...

Mmmmm, Left Hott is like a packet of Splenda in my day-old tea.

10:31 am July, 9 Mr. White said...

I fucked a circus peanut once…

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…and it wasn’t very good, which is why the bros can keep that bleach blonde thing, and brunette and I will seek our entertainment elsewhere.

10:44 am July, 9 Whoop-di-douche said...

Since we’re commenting on pairs here, aren’t those matching kitchen towels hanging on the range-front just the cat’s meow for messy clean-ups?

10:50 am July, 9 Whoop-di-douche said...

The ladies like their hair straight-down. The fellas like their hair straight-up. Who’s the straights, and who’s the chasers?

11:23 am July, 9 boatbutter said...

BTW…Nice reference to the stop-motion pioneers, DB1. Looking at this pic again makes me feel like rancid meat flowing through a Tool video.

11:37 am July, 9 DarkSock said...

Nobody in this picture wipes front-to-back.

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Nobody in this picture wipes.

12:17 pm July, 9 Mr. Biggs said...

Devil sign! Flipping the bird! Look out world, these people are DANGEROUS!

12:21 pm July, 9 Troy Tempest said...

These people are rejects from the Jerz version of Street of Crocodiles. Of course, the Jerz version of Street of Crocodiles is a bit of a philosophical redundancy. They were rejected because the directors were looking for puppets, not tools.

12:48 pm July, 9 tall guy said...

Brunette pick of the (admittedly small) litter. Face of dude on right so very wrong, and by very wrong i mean very gay. Blondey, orange-faced skank probably loves being tied onto a sybian machine, which is what tool on left is pointing downwards at. They all deserve a public flogging.

2:48 pm July, 9 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Dammit, I shouldn’t have told the Sandra Sister to come, join the Dark Side. I meant the Force, not Ed Hardy!

10:32 pm July, 9 Baleen said...

Nice dish towels hanging on the oven door there.

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Lucky for the gang, the blond is a rep for a phamaceutical company and has tons of free Valtrex sample packs.

9:01 am July, 10 Steve L. said...

i never understood nail salons and fingernail fashion in general. that is all.

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