Thursday, July 15, 2010

The Jebus and Mary Stain

“And Jebus said unto them … “If ye have faith as a grain of hair gel seed, ye shall say unto this crotch, Remove pubes to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible to you, except for getting into the V.I.P. room after 10pm.”

~Fluke, 8:15~

# posted by douchebag1
11:28 am July, 15 Mr. White said...

I’ve never seen a potato with a ponytail before.

.

Also, is this a first? A hott that looks not just disinterested or slightly repulsed, but literally heartbroken next to a docuhe? Oh, vaguely ethnic ballet dancer hott, let me help you. I mean, you’ll still be making this sad face if you’re with me, but you’ll also be angry, which will help your recovery.

11:35 am July, 15 Vin Douchal said...

“Oh! Mein Gotten! Did I leave the curling iron plugged in?”

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“Jebus, you’ve got to stop being so forgetful”

11:35 am July, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

HOLY FUCCK! This hott must get all the “cute” douches using that as a wingman.

11:36 am July, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Nair, it does nothing!

11:41 am July, 15 Mr. Biggs said...

I don’t know how he sees with all that poo in his eyeballs.

11:44 am July, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And upon them there came a pestilence. He came and she got a pestilence to be passed down amongst all the genenerations ever so after. Amen.

So it was written. Fucck them.

11:45 am July, 15 End the Haberdouchery said...

I’m going for the “Bearded Transsexual” look today.

11:45 am July, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Was she not to have smote the Phillisitnes.?

11:46 am July, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Filthistains? Fuccking everclear lunches.

11:47 am July, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Weekend at Bin Laden’s.

11:47 am July, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Taming of the Jew.

11:47 am July, 15 Douchble Helix said...

I think that’s a broad on the left with a very heavy 5 o’clock shadow.

11:48 am July, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Big Nose’s v. Moses.

11:51 am July, 15 Ned's Atomic Douchebin said...

Love the Jesus and Mary Chain ref…

11:53 am July, 15 MoeDouche said...

Man, this is weird. I should be attracted to the girl but my eyes keeps wondering back to the DB…

11:54 am July, 15 Peter said...

I deny thee thrice, Lord Jebus!

11:56 am July, 15 Judas Iscroteot said...

“Yeah, you all thought I was the idiot back then…!”

11:56 am July, 15 Douchablo said...

Gaybag douche. He’s less interested in the hott that she is in him

12:01 pm July, 15 Crucial Head said...

Armen caressed his jaw to ease the sting of Paulina’s vicious backhand after she caught him jacking off the neighbor’s Labrador… again.

12:11 pm July, 15 bigphatnotadouche said...

I think they are related in a West Virginia type of way.

12:13 pm July, 15 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Touch my monkey….

12:18 pm July, 15 tall guy said...

Man, this dude’s a cockneck! Also, ‘vaguely ethnic ballet dancer hott’ (with delicately delicious appearance of frailty) come to me.

12:18 pm July, 15 Deltus said...

His face has a more effeminate look than hers. And he has goddamn stubble! Now that’s saying something.

12:19 pm July, 15 Bagnonymous said...

You’d think that if Jeebus is capable of multiplying a fish and a loaf of bread to feed thousands, he’d at least have the decency to GIVE MARY A GODDAMN SANDWICH, for cryin’ out loud!

12:24 pm July, 15 Bag A said...

Hott is doing her best Meryl Streep facial expression.

12:26 pm July, 15 scrotum pole said...

Mary Bagdalene’s face betrays her growing consternation, as she becomes filled with doubt when Jeebus, after trying seven times, fails to turn his glass of water into wine.

12:35 pm July, 15 tall guy said...

My 2c: there must be a statute of limitations on exposure to this guy and, if so, I’m sure we’ve reached it. however images of Meryl’s slightly less famous sister are welcome, especially if they provide compelling evidence of non-saggy titties.

12:39 pm July, 15 The Dude said...

Douchebag of the millenium, I’m telling ya

12:44 pm July, 15 DarkSock said...

The Unbearable Lightness of Douching.

12:46 pm July, 15 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

HE looks like Sarah Jessica Parker.

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She’s Hall of Hott worthy.

12:52 pm July, 15 doucheywallnuts said...

Disturbing. This is a broad with a beard, with a broad.

12:54 pm July, 15 dbBen said...

amen

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(sprays Axe on head, nuts, left pec, right pec)

1:05 pm July, 15 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Is this the after party for the production of Jesus Christ Superstar at Fire Islandr?

1:31 pm July, 15 Doucheblaster said...

C’mon obvious Gay pass….Mary, baby come with me and lets make us our own jesus piece

2:05 pm July, 15 Doucherama said...

I think these people are er, I’m not sure how to say this politely …..models.

2:19 pm July, 15 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

This guy brings back memories of Summer Science Camp when I was but a lad…huh. I think I’m going to leave now…

2:22 pm July, 15 Wedgie said...

Gaybag. No hetero male ever strikes that pose. Ever. Try it; your arm won’t just bend like that.

Unless, of course, you are gay.

2:23 pm July, 15 Wedgie said...

^just won’t bend like that. I may have shitty typing skills, and poor grammar, but I still can’t get my arm to do that.

Gerbil rancher.

2:28 pm July, 15 DarkSock said...

If Madonna were trapped in Pete Townsend’s body…

2:33 pm July, 15 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Jebus: “I’m such a pretty, pretty girl.”

Mary: All cast ye eyes upon this poor suffering soul!

I need to puke now.

2:35 pm July, 15 Anonymous said...

I’d like to point out that I was an early supporter of laptop computers. Thank you.

Lauren Reynolds, Chicago

2:36 pm July, 15 DarkSock said...

Boss, can you please put a black bar across his eyes so he’ll stop looking at me like my cockk was made of heroin?

3:28 pm July, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Looks like she might be begging someone for the last $1.50 for “his” complete change-over operation or the a knife so she can finish it herself.

3:32 pm July, 15 mr.reeve said...

Jebus enjoys cock, cocaine, cocktails, coitus (but with male buttholes) and celery. He loves things that start with C. Oh, and CUM. Almost forgot. Sorry.

5:06 pm July, 15 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

I’m thinking maybe this one’s a woman with a really bad facial hair problem. Or facial hair with a woman problem. The Hott should come to me for comfort as she appears to be in great distress over something, perhaps the person with her who gets 5 o’clock shadow about 20 minutes after s/he shaves.

5:06 pm July, 15 Wolfram said...

The Fem-Douche is strong in that one .

5:43 pm July, 15 soy bomb said...

Say what you will, but I still enjoyed Jebus’ video “Windowlicker”.

7:50 pm July, 15 Steve L. said...

Mary Stain gives Yasmine Bleeth a run for her money when it comes to bleethed-out photos.

7:53 pm July, 15 Steve L. said...

but there’s hope for Mary yet. even Yasmine Bleeth herself can recover. bit by bit.

7:55 pm July, 15 Dicy said...

Why does he exist?

9:00 pm July, 15 Whoop-di-douche said...

Speaking of the ballet, she looks more pained than Gelsey Kirkland holding a pose in a tortured role.

And my secret desire is to reach out and tweak his nose and hear the sound of a goose honking; then braid a big pigtail with that curly hair of his and dress him like the Mikado of Japan.

9:03 pm July, 15 Whoop-di-douche said...

I am sure someone scared the Bejesus out of her, and the Bejebus into him.

9:08 pm July, 15 Whoop-di-douche said...

Which reminds me, I see the work of Samurai Scrote in this photograph.

9:46 pm July, 15 Lord McBaggin said...

There is no way he is hetero.

she is standing there speechless after jebus and his boyfriend Carlito just had a fight which ended in Jebus getting slapped, and Carlito running away crying.

11:54 pm July, 15 Webalot said...

more like highchickswithgaybags.com

12:01 am July, 16 Wheezer said...

I think the King Jay Bible is my favorite interpretation of all those classic stories.

10:42 am July, 16 Mr. Biggs said...

Gotta love the bible quotes, DB1, can I try one?

Lo, for I have been to the Venice drum circle, and I have witnessed the vision of the end times, when the Jesus douche holds the lemon drop, yea, he shall have most douchey gaze while he checks his foundation layer. And there will be much weeping and pains of vague dissatisfaction among his flock.

10:43 am July, 16 Mr. Biggs said...

Wait a minute … I think I see Mother Mary in his forehead sheen!

11:02 am July, 16 Architeuthis Douche said...

Here’s another shot of him. Only for those who were planning to bleach their eyeballs anyways.

http://www.latfh.com/post/99256755/laaaaaadies-niiiiiiiight

12:17 pm July, 16 mr.reeve said...

^Nice find. That guy is a giant gaybag.

1:04 pm July, 16 His Lord Grace Doo Doo of Squatingham said...

Just split the hot dog already… JEBUS CRIMINY!

2:10 pm July, 16 Anonymous said...

This guy scares the BaJebus outta me.

8:13 pm July, 16 Stephanie said...

They’re both girl models fighting over the same dress. Guess who won?

10:38 am July, 18 7poundsofDouche said...

Is he with the Hottie…….or is he trying to seduce the dude taking the picture?

10:40 am July, 18 7poundsofDouche said...

He looks like a Jewish Milli……or Vanilli………or whichever one is still alive.

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