Monday, July 5, 2010
Froggy Hops on Lily
Froggy does not appropriately appreciate Lily’s firm boobage with due attention paid.
He usually just passes out by the computer after placing his bets for the day on various sporting events, including baseball, Aussie Rules Football and Jai Alai.
Except every third Sunday or so, when Froggy summons enough energy to give Lily at least 45 seconds of boring, unsatisfying coitus in standard missionary position.
Which she will describe in great detail to her therapist through tears and a determination to someday discover the “real Froggy.” What’s “really in there, underneath the unfriendly and disinterested exterior.”
And what’s in there is flies.
Is Lily starting a new trend with the female version of “groin shave reveal”?
That’s a great photo, except the photographer shoulda put his thumb across the lens, obscuring the right half of the composition. Then it would have been perfect.
Good Lordy Lily, I can outdo Froggy by at least 20 seconds…
Froggy sports the douche accessory I find most repugnant – or one of them – the jauntily askew sideways hat look. Plus it’s in polka dots. Polka dots!
Just to confirm: Lily=hotness. Damn.
*closely scrutinizes Froggy’s hat*
well they’re kinda polka dots.
Lily could be Hall of Hott material. More pics of her would help me render a proper judgement.
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That is all.
@Nottadouche, 1:44 p.m. –
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Is Lily starting a new trend with the female version of “groin shave reveal”?
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Fellow hunter, we can only hope. It would certainly provide a markèd improvement in that current trend, wouldn’t you agree?
HolyMaryMotherofStupidHats, he’s also wearing a wife-beater.
Lily needs more than her head examined. And not by him.
No tan line observed on Luscious Lily. I highly approve.
Froggy went a-douchin’, and he did choad, Uh-huh,
Froggy went a-douchin’, and he did choad, Uh-huh,
Froggy went a-douchin’, and he did choad,
With an innocent hottie by his side, Uh-huh.
Why don’t they teach young girls in sex edhow to avoid douchebags?
I better not ever see this punk in the street.
This just in:
The first tar ball just hit the beach in Florida.
where’s the office of Lily’s therapist? for i must steal the transcripts of their conversations.
Flies indeed. Two thumbs up DB1 for that intro. Keep up the good work.
Froggy is the douchebag equivalent of the blues, where three chords can create music Froggy takes three accessories and creates a douchebag. Hat, glasses and beater and voila, douchebag….
Okay Lilly here’s how it’s going:
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Under those glasses is Steve Buscemi
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Under those pants is Herve Villechaize
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Under that shirt is Iggy Pop’s physique (pre-rehab)
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Under that womens gardening hat is the biggest tool this side of Craftsman
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Take it from me, time to cross those legs and raise your standards.
Hey blogger geniuses, what’s going on with the bizzaro world parrallel universe when you click on the photo? Are we all getting a contact high from Darksock?
Rabbit done died? Lily looks……prego!
I believe Lily is a cardboard cutout.
Froggy is still just a jagoff…
all is not lost, it appears that lily has just come from a sweaty and presumably more satisfying coital relations summit, and if very much rubbing the synergized sexual remnants on froggy here…his crotch will now smell like another more virile mans cum, and pheromones….
don’t ask me how i know, i just do.
I agree P Showard Chunt. Lily is a stripper or an oil wrestling gal. She is taking her cloths off for a living for sure.
As for female GSR, I approve and will never complain of such things. Froggy looks like a 90’s wigga. Check out Whiteboyz or Gummo for more info on how Froggy ‘rolls’.
Female GSR, rather should I say Hott GSR, is a good thing. GSR is completely unacceptable in men and women that aren’t hott. It’s a double standard (triple standard?), but that’s how it is.
It’s Elton’s John: The Yellow Dick Choad.
It’s the next contestants on “So You Think You Can Prance”.
WTF is with her back leg? She looks like she’s about to drop a load i.e. Froggy’s dinner. Either she’s a contortionist (good) or a mannequin (good for everyone else, bad for him). From the claw-like grip of her left hand and and the vacant stare, I’m going with the latter option.
Did Froggy just get home from stealing a mannequin and then knocking over a bingo parlor? That’s the only scenario that I can come up with for the “hott”, the shades, the hat, and the wifebeater.
This gives me a great idea for a TV show – “Short Bus Makeover” – proving you can get any kid off the short bus, and with enough of a douchebag makeover they’d be indistinguishable from any of the other chick magnets on this site.
Lily must be legally blind,don’t you think?