Monday, July 5, 2010

Froggy Hops on Lily

Froggy does not appropriately appreciate Lily’s firm boobage with due attention paid.

He usually just passes out by the computer after placing his bets for the day on various sporting events, including baseball, Aussie Rules Football and Jai Alai.

Except every third Sunday or so, when Froggy summons enough energy to give Lily at least 45 seconds of boring, unsatisfying coitus in standard missionary position.

Which she will describe in great detail to her therapist through tears and a determination to someday discover the “real Froggy.” What’s “really in there, underneath the unfriendly and disinterested exterior.”

And what’s in there is flies.

# posted by douchebag1
1:44 pm July, 5 Nottadouche said...

Is Lily starting a new trend with the female version of “groin shave reveal”?

2:03 pm July, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

That’s a great photo, except the photographer shoulda put his thumb across the lens, obscuring the right half of the composition. Then it would have been perfect.

2:16 pm July, 5 tall guy said...

Good Lordy Lily, I can outdo Froggy by at least 20 seconds…

Froggy sports the douche accessory I find most repugnant – or one of them – the jauntily askew sideways hat look. Plus it’s in polka dots. Polka dots!

Just to confirm: Lily=hotness. Damn.

3:02 pm July, 5 tall guy said...

*closely scrutinizes Froggy’s hat*

well they’re kinda polka dots.

3:06 pm July, 5 Wheezer said...

Lily could be Hall of Hott material. More pics of her would help me render a proper judgement.

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That is all.

3:08 pm July, 5 Wheezer said...

@Nottadouche, 1:44 p.m. –

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Is Lily starting a new trend with the female version of “groin shave reveal”?

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Fellow hunter, we can only hope. It would certainly provide a markèd improvement in that current trend, wouldn’t you agree?

4:45 pm July, 5 Whoop-di-douche said...

HolyMaryMotherofStupidHats, he’s also wearing a wife-beater.

Lily needs more than her head examined. And not by him.

5:08 pm July, 5 Horace Dangleballs said...

No tan line observed on Luscious Lily. I highly approve.

5:22 pm July, 5 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

Froggy went a-douchin’, and he did choad, Uh-huh,

Froggy went a-douchin’, and he did choad, Uh-huh,

Froggy went a-douchin’, and he did choad,

With an innocent hottie by his side, Uh-huh.

5:32 pm July, 5 Jaques Doucheteau said...

Why don’t they teach young girls in sex edhow to avoid douchebags?

5:36 pm July, 5 Jaques Doucheteau said...

I better not ever see this punk in the street.

5:45 pm July, 5 Anonymous said...

This just in:

The first tar ball just hit the beach in Florida.

6:06 pm July, 5 Steve L. said...

where’s the office of Lily’s therapist? for i must steal the transcripts of their conversations.

7:14 pm July, 5 Donkster said...

Flies indeed. Two thumbs up DB1 for that intro. Keep up the good work.

7:54 pm July, 5 doucheywallnuts said...

Froggy is the douchebag equivalent of the blues, where three chords can create music Froggy takes three accessories and creates a douchebag. Hat, glasses and beater and voila, douchebag….

8:27 pm July, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Okay Lilly here’s how it’s going:

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Under those glasses is Steve Buscemi

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Under those pants is Herve Villechaize

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Under that shirt is Iggy Pop’s physique (pre-rehab)

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Under that womens gardening hat is the biggest tool this side of Craftsman

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Take it from me, time to cross those legs and raise your standards.

8:32 pm July, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Hey blogger geniuses, what’s going on with the bizzaro world parrallel universe when you click on the photo? Are we all getting a contact high from Darksock?

9:08 pm July, 5 Leon Brothabag said...

Rabbit done died? Lily looks……prego!

9:44 pm July, 5 Edvis said...

I believe Lily is a cardboard cutout.

Froggy is still just a jagoff…

6:11 am July, 6 P Showard Chunt said...

all is not lost, it appears that lily has just come from a sweaty and presumably more satisfying coital relations summit, and if very much rubbing the synergized sexual remnants on froggy here…his crotch will now smell like another more virile mans cum, and pheromones….

don’t ask me how i know, i just do.

6:30 am July, 6 mr.reeve said...

I agree P Showard Chunt. Lily is a stripper or an oil wrestling gal. She is taking her cloths off for a living for sure.

As for female GSR, I approve and will never complain of such things. Froggy looks like a 90’s wigga. Check out Whiteboyz or Gummo for more info on how Froggy ‘rolls’.

6:57 am July, 6 Deltus said...

Female GSR, rather should I say Hott GSR, is a good thing. GSR is completely unacceptable in men and women that aren’t hott. It’s a double standard (triple standard?), but that’s how it is.

8:07 am July, 6 DarkSock said...

It’s Elton’s John: The Yellow Dick Choad.

9:22 am July, 6 DarkSock said...

It’s the next contestants on “So You Think You Can Prance”.

10:10 am July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

WTF is with her back leg? She looks like she’s about to drop a load i.e. Froggy’s dinner. Either she’s a contortionist (good) or a mannequin (good for everyone else, bad for him). From the claw-like grip of her left hand and and the vacant stare, I’m going with the latter option.

10:12 am July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Did Froggy just get home from stealing a mannequin and then knocking over a bingo parlor? That’s the only scenario that I can come up with for the “hott”, the shades, the hat, and the wifebeater.

10:15 am July, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

This gives me a great idea for a TV show – “Short Bus Makeover” – proving you can get any kid off the short bus, and with enough of a douchebag makeover they’d be indistinguishable from any of the other chick magnets on this site.

12:42 pm July, 6 Stephanie said...

Lily must be legally blind,don’t you think?

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