Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Tri-Skull Vic Loses Interest in Maria

Yesterday’s Tri-Skull Vic, he of cap tilt and too tight t-shirt, was last seen rubbing up on the fantastically curvy and alluringly olive Maria (far left).

Now, Vic’s found a Mocha Hott and a Vanilla Cupcake to complete his three flavor fro-yo club dish.

Too bad Vic’s not interested.

For his bro, Val, is across the club. Whaddup, Val??!

# posted by douchebag1
11:22 am July, 14 straightgrain said...

I see triangle!

11:25 am July, 14 Scrotediddilyumptious said...

I want to put my ding ding in the clevage gap of right side hottie, then slap the hat off of Tri-Skull with the same ding ding.

11:27 am July, 14 Bagnonymous said...

Vic’s world is one of low color saturation and washed-out lowlights.

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Not to be confused with Vic himself, who is one of low brain saturation and is a washed-up lowlife.

11:31 am July, 14 smackdouche said...

Chocolate, vanilla and cinnamon–MMMM! If he mixes them right, a Chai will result.

11:32 am July, 14 mr.reeve said...

For those who thought Vic should get a notta yesterday, why? He is deserving of his bag status. This picture is more proof of poo, choad and taint all rolled into one walking turd. As for the rainbow of hot, “I’d buy that for a dollar!”

11:35 am July, 14 Wheezer said...

It seems the Mocha Hott might be more interested in Maria. I wanna hang around and see how that develops.

11:35 am July, 14 Fatness said...

Somebody’s been to the Wal*Mart Tittie Department again. Cutie on the right apparently doesn’t own a mirror, or thinks that gluing two halves of a dodgeball on her chest constitutes an improvement.

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Tri-Skull is still trying to count to three.

11:40 am July, 14 Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser said...

I disagree with the christening of Dr. Patel’s Daughter Hott on the left as “Maria.” The cross between her luscious brown mounds is intended as a slap at Vishnu, much in the same way her hanging around with Tri-Skull Vic is a slap at her father, who wanted her to study international finance instead of blowing his money on a theater degree.

But from whichever continent her ancestors have sprung, the Mocha Hott’s hand is right about where we want it to be. And by “where we want it to be,” I mean where we want pieces of ourselves to be.

11:59 am July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

HOTT on the right has that Italia/Espana come hither look which me likey. I’m thinking Vic is some euro athlete choad

12:09 pm July, 14 DarkSock said...

Why are Pfah and his brother arguing inside that woman’s blouse?

12:20 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“So it was two guys that complained about their service at the glory hole and not three?”

12:21 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“No way bro. I think my hat has two skullz on it.”

12:23 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Wait. That guy said there were two scratches on his car when I brought it back from the lot? No way, I only ran over valet box once.”

12:25 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“So you’re sayin’ that they expect that I have more than a 2″ cocck? Aw man, I’m fucced.”

12:25 pm July, 14 Deltus said...

I would murder a houseful of puppies in front of impressionable Kindergarten-age children for the chance to jerk off within 100 feet of where any of these 3 hotts was standing.

12:27 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. So is it two in my stink and one in my pink or is it the other way around?”

12:28 pm July, 14 carolinahaze said...

where the hell is this dude? the shagri la of brown hott? damn asshat

12:32 pm July, 14 Eliza Douchecoo said...

I’m not convinced Vic is a douche, where’s the tribal tats, the greasy hair (it appears to be a bad hair day for Vic, hence the TS hat), he’s still learning the doucheitude possibly.

1:06 pm July, 14 mr.reeve said...

Here’s a hottie. Alexandria Schlereth . She is the daughter of ex-NFL OL Mark Schlereth.

2:39 pm July, 14 creature said...

3 skulls is now drunk & the hotts are laughing about his impending ‘backalley’ Rio rectal dialation ceremony…. gettin in the gang is rough

3:07 pm July, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

an EEG of this guy’s brain would be static. wtf dude, try and look somewhat excited you are surrounded by ethnic hotts.

4:13 pm July, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

I KNOW those are three skulls on his side-tilted cap, but without my glasses on, they sure look like AAA logos, so what’s he rating besides rooms? Three asspears? Three sets of boobies? Threesome of Hotts together?

4:14 pm July, 14 DarkSock said...

Dammit kids….get out of Ms. Plinky’s Coffin!

4:54 pm July, 14 MILLS said...

ho ho ho ho holy shit yess mate! lovin all this mocha hot..really my kinda tang!

5:43 pm July, 14 Mr. Biggs said...

I have to say, framing a crucifix with suckle boobie is one of the better uses for a crucifix.

6:06 pm July, 14 Steve L. said...

the ethnic diversity of hotts in this pic makes me want to strangle Vic with his too-tight shirt.

9:05 pm July, 14 Charles said...

I wonder if the hott on the right realizes her boob job looks crappy.

12:27 am July, 15 Justin said...

Skinny fat.

10:08 pm July, 21 jez said...

Is that blood on her dress? Where’s it coming from?

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