Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Vic Wears a Silly Tri-Skull Hat

So as we move into the deep summer of 2010, questions come to me:

Do the limits of subjective perception create a fatal barrier to our understandings of the real?

If the tiniest physical material that makes us up is vibrating in an indeterminate state, then how does matter form?

What up with the stupid hat and too-tight unbuttoned shirt in presence of quality boobie hottie suckle thigh?

# posted by douchebag1
9:08 am July, 13 mr.reeve said...

Vic looks like he just farted and latina hot has firm boobage to go with her screw driver. Drink up latina hot but remember the alcohol will not help to wash away Vic’s douche and fart smell.

9:16 am July, 13 Justin said...

Dorm Rapist?

9:18 am July, 13 Justin said...

Dung Rocket?

9:19 am July, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

Three skulls are deadlier than one.

9:22 am July, 13 dbBen said...

I read string theory until I hit “d-branes” then I got too silly to continue. Perhaps we are all douchebags at a subatomic level. “It’s like a rave down there yo. I’mma nail me some dualities toNITE!”

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And I spend my Sunday afternoons visiting with Marta’s grandmother. She just asks me if I’m still in school.

9:24 am July, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

You know what, I like Vic. He does not merit the nottadouche pass, but only because he needs fair warning. This looks like one of us who has succumbed to the douche within, and is still feeling uneasy about the whole reduction of self to spectacle. But dammit, it gets him the firm gnawable suckle boobie.

9:35 am July, 13 End the Haberdouchery said...

The three skull hat is the polar opposite of the three wolf/moon shirt. Trey Parker should know better.

9:35 am July, 13 Business-Casual Douche said...

Hall of hott? Yes.

9:36 am July, 13 YA said...

God DAMN that chick is quality

9:38 am July, 13 Vin Douchal said...

She looks like the post-boob lost Hilton sister, Zeppa Hilton, hanging out with Harrison Ford III at an apartment warming party for Brodie Jenner’s esthetician.

9:43 am July, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Hey! I share a birthday with Harrison Ford, Cheech Marin and Louise Mandrell

9:59 am July, 13 bigphatnotadouche said...

The arched Hott has fine Boobies which negate any polyester of the Choad.

Vin – I hope you get Louise to play your fiddle.

10:00 am July, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

Happy Birthday, Vin. Sharing is caring.

10:05 am July, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

Cheers to natural boobies for a change. They hae right amount of “droop.”

Three skulled hat indicates

a) British navy tricorn gone Caribbean pirate

b) Mexican Day of the Dead aficianado

c) Souvenir Roman catacombs cap

d) Goth shooting gallery at the carnival sideshow

10:11 am July, 13 doucheywallnuts said...

Vic is an early candidate for next week’s DBotW

10:14 am July, 13 DarkSock said...

I would like to get stuck between her rack and my hard place…dayum.

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Vic, just because your 12 year old leaves his marching band shirt behind during your bi-weekly custody visit it doesn’t mean you have the right to wear it.

10:20 am July, 13 creature said...

@ Vin, my first thought was Harrison Ford/Han Solo bag, but, since Mr. Ford is a decent human being, I’ll let Vic slide with a notta… however, the tri skull cap would get him laughed outta my zone as a ‘kook’

Lupe is hot yes, but in 20 years when that huge rack is hanging halfway down her lard bloated gut, that titty tatt will look like a squashed cockroach… sad

10:21 am July, 13 smackdouche said...

I don’t know “what’s up” with the three skull hat, but I do know that my loinage is up looking at that quality latina boobage.

10:22 am July, 13 creature said...

btw Vic, button up your shirt, ‘that is not sexy… that is animal’

11:10 am July, 13 P Showard Chunt said...

he’s no matthew stafford by any measure, but i do believe the words of scion to a quarterbacking dynasty, and media marvel peyton manning make for a fitting capsule,

“buy bigger shirts”

11:20 am July, 13 Crucial Head said...

Those tremendoucly tantalizing, tasty, thunderous titties titillate this turgidly torqued twat thumper.

11:21 am July, 13 Crucial Head said...

So much so that I can’t spell “tremendously”.

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Shitballs!

11:35 am July, 13 Anonymous said...

Ah! This site makes me crazy! How does such a DOUCHE get such a HOTT???

11:36 am July, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Boss, lay off the HoHo’s and Thunderbird after midnight. Strings are just “there”, they’ve always been “there” and they can do anything as long as you have 11 dimensions. And an M-brane, or is it a P-brane? Wait, no no, I think it’s an D-brane. But look out when they touch. Wooohee, that’s when you get a whole new universe started. Doesn’t matter though because this guy is pure douche on all branes and in every dimension. Can’t stop laughing at the 3 skull hat. What were they out of the 4 skull hats?

11:55 am July, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Eurodouche & quality euro/latin/north african mash-up Hott

12:02 pm July, 13 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

I’d like to fill her empanadas.

12:24 pm July, 13 fj said...

hall of hawt

12:35 pm July, 13 Vic said...

Yo Haters. Don’t get all up in my buthiness when use gots yo’ own image issue. Give a cracker brotha trucker a break yo. Peace.

1:17 pm July, 13 Douchelips said...

Wow! Look at the shelf on her!

2:01 pm July, 13 tall guy said...

Agreed. That’s a fair set of jugs. Would love to see more.

2:25 pm July, 13 Deltus said...

GOT-DAYUM dems some fine-ass sweater monsters!

3:00 pm July, 13 Bonez said...

Wow, I never realized Jennifer Beals had such an amazing rack!

3:43 pm July, 13 anonymous said...

HoH++

4:27 pm July, 13 Tony Ventresca said...

What kind of woman sees a man dressed like that and immediately thinks that’s he’s straight enough to date?

5:49 pm July, 13 Steve L. said...

Vic looks like he would’ve committed ritual suicide if the chick pick-up routine recommended by the local seduction guru didn’t work.

the fact that it DID work to any extent means that dimensional continuity had been disrupted. in some way. i dunno.

7:21 pm July, 13 Scooby Douche said...

Damn! Those boobs have their own gravitational field.

“Scottie, I need more power! We’re about to crash into the twin moons of Riannon.”

“I’m givin’ ya all she’s got Captain!!”

Spock performs a “deep scan” and splooges all over his tricorder.

Fade to black. Roll credits.

11:30 pm July, 13 Lord McBaggin said...

He was created in the Large Hadouche Collider.

She was created when her Foreign Legion father married a 15yr old Pakistani Tribal Leader’s youngest daughter.

1:45 am July, 14 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Geez that girl has a front porch…have been seeing uber hotts on the beach all week in Penang (Malaysia) but NOTHING like this! Yowsah!

2:10 am July, 14 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

OK now that I can finally focus on something OTHER than boobies…is that a new Douchebag feat??? Hat on straight with only the brim at a jaunty ‘bag tilt? Call Bucky forthwith for a judgement… Amazing…

4:26 am July, 14 tall guy said...

There appears to be some uncertainty regarding this dude. C’mon, you guys. This is anthropology 101. Look at the peculiar jaunt of his hat. It’s like uncovering a heated flooring system from the days of the Roman Empire. Classic stuff. And that shirt is indeed way too tight. But it’s also way too white. Plus, i suspect that along with his back, sack’n’crack wax, he had his entire front done too. Mighty suspect.

5:16 am July, 14 Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser said...

Dr. Patel’s daughter is rebelling against the concept of arranged marriages. That is not how it is done in the States, as far as she’s concerned. Tri-Skull Vic makes you wonder whether her old man has a point with his conservative old-country values.

5:09 pm July, 14 MILLS said...

actually fuck it..i gotta hand it to this douche, he picks ’em well, at least he got taste, i cannot lie. As we well kno the sight of hot makes such pics less cringeworthy altho sometimes that is replaced with jealous murderous rage…or sometimes..jus sometimes thers wat i like to call the “ah well” reaction.. this approach basically means thinking; well if theres gonna be douche..let there b hot!..and boy is there hot, there is.

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