Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Vishnu of Suburbia

The new Green Day album just doesn’t quite pack the same power.

# posted by douchebag1
9:46 am July, 6 Deltus said...

Don’t see enough proof that she qualities as a hott. He’s certainly choadstain, but that damned brown dog is covering up way too much. Actually, those dogs might be what I like most about this picture. Lookit, em! Who’s da cute doggies? Who are? You two are! Yes you are!

10:05 am July, 6 mr.reeve said...

The choads of the world have turned owning a pit bull into a douche thing. I see these dicks walking around with the extra thick chain and spike collars around these poor dogs. It make me want to put both out of their misery and/or neuter them. It’s like some “gangsta shiiiittttt” or something.

10:19 am July, 6 Wheezer said...

If only the dog would bite that finger off…..but then that’s wishing cruelty of Grieco virus on the dog.

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The dog clearly smells it and is trying to protect Blondie.

10:23 am July, 6 creature said...

sasquatch crapped on a couch

10:25 am July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton take a break from churning out the latest piece of tone-deaf shit duet on his forth-coming album “No really, I not a huge fuccen queer! Stop Hattin’ on me Bitches!” The dog serves the same purpose as a canary in a coal mine used to. Unfortunately, they must have got the last track just right because the poor dog appears to have died. Someone call the ASPCA quick!

10:28 am July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

IQ’s in the picture from L to R:

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Her = 2

Dog= 147

Bieber = 0.4

10:30 am July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Sorry, I forgot:

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first dog = 147

pack of cigarettes? = 45

10:31 am July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why, oh why, did someone leave the grill on that fan?

10:32 am July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I sure hope that the brown dog has an incontinence problem.

10:33 am July, 6 Vin Douchal said...

The Fuckface, A Primer

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I.E. dipshit

It’s 102 degrees in Hemet

Sharing the A/C

The A/C is a $4 Big Lots 8″ fan

He calls his gray dog his “Shortie”

His gray dog’s name is “Deeyogee”, his clever euphemism for “D.O.G.”

He jokes with his Bro’s as he grabs Deeyogee’s balls and states, “Look at his package! That’s a package!”

He has a girlfriend from Indio

His girlfriends name is “Kayla”

Kayla has a medical marijuana card

The white dog is pregnant and unlicensed in Riverside County

The white dog’s name is “Beeyotch”

Fuckface sells puppies in front of the Stater Brothers on Florida Ave

Fuckface gives the finger to retirees that drive 25 MPH down the 55 MPH section of Florida Ave

Fuckface snickers at the horified looks of retirees that can’t afford Palm Desert and have to live in Hemet

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Fuckface is very proud of his job at Pep Boys

Fuckface is saving up for a lift kit for his ’02 Tacoma that he can purchase with his 10% employee discount at Pep Boys

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Fuckface’s mother calls him “Vern”

Fuckface’s dad calls him “Fuckface”

You may call him “Fuckface”

We call him “Fuckface”

10:46 am July, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

They’re such working class heroes. Just look at those old jeans. Poor kids can’t afford to buy new clothes.

10:46 am July, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

And wait! He’s telling me to fuck off! Why that insolent youth!

11:11 am July, 6 Jaques Doucheteau said...

Pep Boys? Your being too generous there, Vin. I had Fuckface pegged as the “between careers” type. Overnight stocker at Target.

11:24 am July, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

None of these two stocked a box in their life. They both look like the type who whines if their parents don’t get them the $1000 shopping spree at the Quicksilver boutique.

12:48 pm July, 6 Troy Tempest said...

@Mr Biggs-

Agreed. These two are the garbage of America. They have no purpose other than consume. Their fetid emptiness is staved off from consciousness by thinking they’re having a great time. They have no vision of a future other than the present. they live with their heads up their butts begging for more.

When the ruling class finally pulls the plug on their fantasy, they’ll get all pissed off and blame someone weaker than themselves for their misfortune because they’re too fucking stupid to understand that the source of their slavery is their own negative freedom clinging to their illusions of self-actualisation. they will sell their parents for a gallon of gas to propel the Ford F150 to the 7-11 for a pack of smoke and a 6 of bud lite.

They are the vile refuse of commodity fetishism washing up on the bankrupt shores of the american financialist ponzi scheme. They were bought and sold beofre they were born and don’t even know it. That’s why they’re douchebags and bleeths, because if they were merely assholes, they’d know they were skidmarks on the sheets of civilisation.

1:23 pm July, 6 Justin Bieber said...

I am not gay. You all must die from my immortal power.

1:28 pm July, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fucck, my kids used to like it when I drummed that song. Fucking Bieber of Suburbia. I still have my Jesus sized Coock and Mrs . Kroeger may refuse to fucle it like Trish Stratus did at the cunty fair last weekend.

1:34 pm July, 6 Paris Hilton of Dallas BEEZIESSSSS said...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

1:35 pm July, 6 Douche of Hazard said...

All I see is 3 bitches

2:08 pm July, 6 Marmadouche said...

Naturally, I’m all for the hotties gettin’ with the dogs. They’re her babies, and the douchebag is horse meat if he tangles with Blondie here.

Which might be the case if that’s a package of condoms there by my cousin Whitey’s collar.

As for Blackie, he sure knows where to put his paws. He’s better’n a chastity belt.

2:14 pm July, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I wanna be that doggie, bitting that douche and protecting my mistress.

5:35 pm July, 6 Cock and Balls said...

The best looking thing in that picture is the couch. She certainly doesn’t hit the hott mark but that choad is scrotified. She’s fat and he looks forgy.

5:54 pm July, 6 Steve L. said...

Billie Joe Armstrong likes to tell people he’s bisexual even though he’s married. i guess that’s what passes for edgy these days.

that, or he’s on his way to a divorce like Elton John.

10:13 am July, 7 Mr. Biggs said...

@Troy. Exactly. Couldn’t have said it better myself. Let’s stop pretending these douchebags are working class losers and start understanding them for the spoiled brats they are.

5:56 am July, 8 SatinSheets said...

That broad is beat. More like Below Average chicks with Dbags. The choad is a shitstain.

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