Saturday, July 24, 2010
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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I will gladly obey her request.
You could buy Uganda for a Viet Nam era helicopter and a bottle of Night Train.
You gotta’ love a neighborhood where even the trees have grafiti on them.
Maybe young C. Thomas Bowell ought to step his Boneyboy ass aside. Stay choad, Boneyboy, stay choad.
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Yeah, I brought The Outsiders game. Which is rather interesting since it featured the metaphysical dilemma of Greasers vs. Douches.
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We hatters could have some fun with that.
More like Greico Auto Insurance.
By presenting her fart-box as she is, LOVE must mean a good old-fashioned Medusa-style tongue punchin’.
NIce call Wheezer. Definetely C. Thomas Howell. The C standing for Choad, naturally. Nice to see he’s recycling old sofa slip covers.
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She needs me standing in those tube socks with her.
And speaking of tubes, how did Plinky’s Mom’s fallopian tubes get out of the lab?
I can’t be the only one here who’s cockk is named LOVE.
For any young lady seeking a loving and mutually respectful relationship I actually would not recommend this means of expressing that desire.
It’s seeing pics like these that for years have had me scratching my head wondering WTF is a chick like that doing with a punk A-Hole like this. I still haven’t figured it out and have tried to teach myself to not contemplate it anymore. So all I have to say is that she has a smokin’ bumper and I’ll just imagine what her front top side looks like.
@Doucherama said…
“For any young lady seeking a loving and mutually respectful relationship I actually would not recommend this means of expressing that desire.”
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She’s NOT and that’s why she’s with a tool like this.
looks like a super-young tim sylvia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Sylvia)
This picture not only represents what’s wrong with this picture but it also represents what’s wrong with today’s youth and why aren’t they topless bending over in front of me like that? I mean besides the restraining orders.
Wow. She’s really hott. I’m just sayin.
He is restaurant dumpster scum. Which I would gladly wallow in for a chance to do as this lady’s ass commands.
I’ll show her some love.
First, we hang Douchey “Bagman” McDouche from the Tree of Woe.
Then I spank that sweet ass. Discipline shows great love.
That ass is the reason sweatpants were invented.
@ Scrotum Pole 2:10
*snork* I was thinking that myself. Ah, but she wants me to show her “Love”. Therefore, I’ll just settle for lip-frisking her on the turd cutter.
I’ll show her love. I’ll beat his head in with a plunger.
^Pretty small target, M. Hope your aim is better than mine. Might need to cut back to six martinis……nah.
BTW….she is obviously a big tennis fan. You hatters missed her meaning.
Furry green balls, you know.
Too bad the scumbag looks like Joran Van der Sloot.
Forget Geico, I’d say more like Assflac, and he’s a friggin’ duck.
Something about yellowjackets and bumblebees disturbs me when viewing bumper-Bleeth.
Ah, tube socks, Croosh’s fave accessory; and bikini-bottom in piss-yellow, Mr White’s basement moisture problem. Can there be a better marriage of underwear than our two best mockers’ threads?
I sat here wondering how this zit-faced punk could keep an attractive woman interested, much less stimulated. Then I enlarge the picture with mu glasses and noticed the electrode attached to the top of her head, and realised it must be this!
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I knew Samurai Scrote had to be at the bottom of this.
@ Mr. Scrotato Head…
My cockk is named the same…only L’il Love…or so the gals tell me…
Me and the old craptacular Dell have been busy tracking down all those porn bookmarks lately due to my stupid ass accidently deleting them. Let me tell you, this kind of work is not for the weak. As a porn scholar and historian, it is not unlike archiving precious documents scattered about the globe. And by archiving I mean “jerk furiously until wrist cramps”. Seriously folks, porn has come a long way since the days of stashing a moldy copy of Hustler in the bushes next to the house as budding young bater. You know, the one you found in the dumpster behind the apartment complex. Shit, young wankers these days got it good!
As you were.
I’m in classic hatter mode- blogging about beating off on a site that makes fun of losers.
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Tarmal
I’m all for the boy shorts, but tube socks on a chick make me think tranny.
i don’t know what it is, maybe i just have a problem covering up beautiful Gastrocnemius like that.
Please cease posting pictures of Mrs. Kroeger’s ass whilst she was in our new city hanging with the B-Boys and I was gone. She has been summarily punished in my new secret room. And by new secret room, I mean her butthole full of Ozzfest seed.
This weeks blaphemy has led me to write another version of The Holy Catholic Bible without
Papal dispensation which will be sold on TV by Kevin Trudeau and Jebus. The FDA does not want you to read this book and the government will throw me in prison unless I give them away for free. So call in the next 15 minutes, cause you know I can’t do this all day. Fuck Fishslap and men that do Tai Chi in public.
I dunno, but when I look at this guy all I can think of is this:
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Which is fitting since most of us know this because of Grease.
Nice Outsiders talk. Mmmmmmmm, Cherry Valence.
Vinnie Palermo: Fart Pimp.
Paid to pose and a wigger.
So what?
This picture is nothing.
She’s got an ass like an asian chick.
Worst. Pear. Ever.
He’s given a command by the hott and all he does is show his hands? Let me repeat that. He. Shows. His. Hands. Can’t think of ANYTHING to do with your hands? That involves a hotts’ ass? And he’s even on the wrong side for micturation purposes. What a fuccen dimwit. I continue to weep for the future.
hey! i didn’t respond to this pic yet.
what a shame.
so… uh… can i show you a 4 foot long rebar? her name is Augustina. she knows all about, er, “love”.
i’m asking the douchebag, of course.