Thursday, August 5, 2010

Acey Douchey: Still Acey, Still Douchey

2008 HCwDB of the Month winner, legendary boat D.J., and all around septic asspud, Acey Douchey is still out there.

Still Jesus blinged.

Still spiked.

Still hitting on the Giggle Hotties.

Still deserving of a medieval bloodletting followed by a vigorous mocking by a school bus filled with giggling fifth graders.

# posted by douchebag1
4:25 pm August, 5 creature said...

his puckered face looks like camel rectum

4:26 pm August, 5 creature said...

her bound up cleavage looks like plumbers crack

4:27 pm August, 5 creature said...

… but better!

4:52 pm August, 5 End the Haberdouchery said...

How has this guy still alive? Natural selection should have claimed him by now. I’d like to claim those pigtails as fellatio handlebars.

4:56 pm August, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

Wow!!!, tons of signifiers on this douche, the one glove being ultra douchey. WTF is that hanging out of his mandana?

5:23 pm August, 5 I R A Darth Aggie said...

deserving of a medieval bloodletting

So…attaching leaches to his junk, then?

5:51 pm August, 5 soy bomb said...

He’s the reason why the iron maiden was invented.

6:34 pm August, 5 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Possibly attaching leeches to his junk, then leaching him with lye, Darth Aggie…

and all this for a lecher.

6:35 pm August, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

Urge to kill…..riiiiising…..

6:35 pm August, 5 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Nice to see some genuine boat douche again around here,DB1. I’ve been missing it since the previous summers, when it seems we were overrun with it.

6:37 pm August, 5 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

If this doucehtwat breathed any harder, his puckerfaced lips would get suckerfaced up into his nostrils.

6:38 pm August, 5 Sir Boo said...

That guy is HOT

6:43 pm August, 5 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I think that white thing hangin’ outta his mandana is the tag from the tag sale where he was picked up off a lawn one weekend in suburbia by these boobiehotts. It’s quite possible they were planning on scrapping the rest of him after taking his jewelry for crafts, but alas, he pulled out the bottle and the rest is “thirstory.”

7:02 pm August, 5 Steve L. said...

our future depends on a bus of giggling fifth graders.
do us proud, fifth graders.

7:13 pm August, 5 Douche Springsteen said...

he lost the gun but his duckface got worse. In the words of Jerry Garcia, choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing to do evil.

8:12 pm August, 5 doucheywallnuts said...

Is it really appropriate to mock when said douchebag has been scoring hotts for years and years? I mean, c’mon, sometimes ya just have to tip your hat…

8:32 pm August, 5 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Doucheywallnuts…

The answer is a resounding YES! Here’s why… this guy probably has gotten NOTHING off of any of the Hotts he’s been pictured with. It’s the old,
ACEY: “Hey, lets take a photo.”
HOTTS: “OK, Acey.”
ACEY: “Wanna come back to my mom’s house? She’s at Sturgis this weekend.”
HOTTS: “Uh, time for us to go talk to those equally douchey, but financially more desirable bankers. See ya, Acey!”
ACEY: “But I have Goose!”
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And for anyone wondering, I will be running for President of these here United States come 2016 (after Obama’s 2nd term) as a third party candidate. My party will be the Centrist Party. It’s a party that will be comprised of the good ideas from both the Republicans and Democrats. It will be a party of compromise and will do away with the rhetoric of the idiots currently in Washington D.C. It will be a party that has no room for the Tea Partiers and whatever group of morons are on the left. It will be a Party of people who actually want things to work instead of just wanting what their Party wants. It will be what makes this country great again. Oh, and as President my first act will be to make it legal to form groups of angry villagers with pitch forks and torches to hunt down and kill douchebags like Acey here.
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MC 900 Foot Douchebag in 2016!!!

8:39 pm August, 5 soy bomb said...

@MC 9hundo: You need a Veep?

9:07 pm August, 5 Stephanie said...

Pretend rock star.

10:42 pm August, 5 Wheezer said...

@MC900 –
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Why wait? Can’t you just jump in a Congressional race right now? I wish more would adopt the attitude you’re presenting…..including the anti-douchebag legislation.

1:56 am August, 6 Captain Lame said...

Im going to copy and paste this image, blow up and enhance his face, and then send it in to have a custom door mat made. That way when I come home from a hard day of work, like tonight, I can let out a little steam whilst cleaning the sole of my shoes. You guys might think this is a joke, but I am 100% dead serious…

3:17 am August, 6 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Soy Bomb… You have the job if you can deliver the South and/or the West while I take care of the East. If you can, the tide will turn against the douche. I’m thinking my second act as President will be to create an island prison much like Napoleon’s Elba or Kurt Russell’s Manhattan. We’ll make it easy on ourselves and just use Staten Island after we blow up the Verrazano Bridge. Easy access from New Jersey and so many douches already there.
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Wheezer… My talents cannot be wasted as a Junior Congressman from New York. As President I will be able to call forth the leaders in both the House and the Senate and tell them there’s a new sheriff in town and it’s time we make this thing work again. I will have them prove their loyalty by their required shunning of Glenn Beck and Keith Olberman.
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Captain Lame… Sign me up for one if you decide to sell them. I think it would make a real statement at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
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MC 900 FOOT DOUCHEBAG IN 2016!!!!

5:31 am August, 6 Eliza Douchecoo said...

MC 900 maybe you’ll take better care of the lawn then the current resident, they’ve let it go to shit! Their neighbors are pissed.

6:14 am August, 6 DarkSock said...

qw4et

7:44 am August, 6 Deltus said...

He hasn’t died of a horrible venereal disease yet??

8:07 am August, 6 douchebog flippers said...

Is it Kato Calin in older years? It is not Van Gogh vodka but Kamchatka. Is that an ace of spades card hanging out of doo rag? Bwahaha Sheila Slutpuppy and Sally Suckemsilly wear shades the better to stare at other men with. Trivia note it was posted at 4:20 (!) smoke em if ya got em.

9:02 am August, 6 Captain Garanichode said...

likes boobies and pig-tail’d bleeth. Looks like somebody swabbed the poo deck with his sucker.

9:28 am August, 6 anonymous said...

Captain Lame, great idea! Here’s something to get you started:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/2aa2w5d

12:23 pm August, 6 anon said...
3:36 pm August, 6 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

Its always a treat to see another view of classic douche. In other words, a very smelly troll needs to gouge out his eyes and screw his head.

11:04 am August, 7 Captain Lame said...

Thanks anom @ 9:28!!! Ordering now….

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