Monday, August 30, 2010

Blu Ray


Blu Ray knows what the ladies want.

And what the ladies want is a Smirnoff Ice.

And years of emotional dysfunction due to low self esteem fostered in childhood.

# posted by douchebag1
2:55 pm August, 30 Fatness said...

Someone’s been eating out of the urinal again.

3:08 pm August, 30 mr.reeve said...

Something tells me that this gal is a stripper and she did the old “hide the Blow Pop” trick. Blu Ray found it.

3:11 pm August, 30 End the Haberdouchery said...

A blue tongue, jorts, and he’s hitting her in the head with his fake jewelry. Stellar work Bro, you must drop panties on the regs in Eastern Iowa. She is corn-fed goodness, I bet she can milk a cow. There’s no innuendo behind that, I just think she knows.

3:15 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

Eliza still suspected nothing of the affair between Todd and Poppa Smurf.

3:15 pm August, 30 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Blu Ray’s lady could use a tummy tuck. That, or a more modest swimsuit.

3:16 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

Fatness totally beat me to the punch on the urinal mint joke.

3:19 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

So, after the concert, the Blue Men just turn themselves inside-out?

3:32 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

Tammy just couldn’t figure out who kept stealing the generic blue Oxycontin tablets out of her purse.

3:33 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

Cindy was about to get her SPF 30 applied the hard way.

3:46 pm August, 30 boatbutter said...

That’s what you get for rimming a Na’vi rent boy.

3:55 pm August, 30 Steve L. said...

my suggestion for painting your tongue blue would be: iron (II) sulfate, mineral acid, and cyanide.

4:00 pm August, 30 Ultra Bagnus said...

Elin has let herself go since since dropping Tiger. The huge alimony checks will surely take care of the liposuction.

4:04 pm August, 30 Deltus said...

Ah, low self esteem. Helping loser choadwanks score hotts since, well… forever, really.

4:10 pm August, 30 Troy Tempest said...

Some art for you hicks

the erotics of the oral, love my way.

4:18 pm August, 30 Battlescrote Galactica said...

With the high cost of ankle bracelets and the legions of man power needed to track and monitor douchebags, Arizona resorts to tagging their tongues with Blue Krylon spray paint in an effort to alert common citizens of the potential scroteness that may unfold in the presence of some of these unsavory individuals. Lookout Smirnoff Sara your self esteem is about to be further compromised!!!

4:35 pm August, 30 Eliza Douchecoo said...

By the looks of his calf he uses SPF a million on his legs, holy crap get out of the house sometime…no better yet keep doing what you’re doing and stay the hell indoors and away from me.

4:39 pm August, 30 Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamscote said...

Thats a dude…

4:41 pm August, 30 Dr. Richard Goesinyou said...

Nice denim capri shorts phag!

It looks as if this douche managed to shape a FunDip lick ‘em stick into the shape of a schlong and destroy the blue pouch.

4:48 pm August, 30 Vin Douchal said...

37 minutes later, Ray’s Iron Cross was removed from Rachel’s hair in a bird’s nest of black roots and bleached hay with an exasperated clip of a boat patrol’s snips

4:54 pm August, 30 Sack O Douche said...

Sam Worthington getting ready for the alien sex scene in Avatar 2.

5:03 pm August, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

Blu-Gay. Quit trying to hold in your gunt, honey, you’ve sucked it in as far as it will go.

5:04 pm August, 30 Fatness said...

Ray shows Sally how he got them into the Blue Man Group show for free.

5:05 pm August, 30 skrag2112 said...

Looks like he’s been rimming Smurf ass.

5:05 pm August, 30 Dicy said...

I have no objections to a soft tummy, I have on myself, but there is no need to strike an unflattering and awkward pose when you know you have one. Poor girl needs a few tips on how to stand at strategic angles!

5:12 pm August, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I think if a dude was pounding his junk into the back of my head I’d be holding my stomach, and my lunch, in too. There’s a scream building up behind her lips. A scream backed by Fritos and several sips of cheap-ass beer.

5:14 pm August, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After 20 years as a roadie for major rock bands with particular M & M requests, Blue Ray settled down with one of Diamond Dave’s first groupies. Unfortunately for him, the blue M &M’s effect could not be reversed. Charlina thinks he looks like her first pet Chow, coincidentally named Dave.

8:13 pm August, 30 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Blu Ray was really popular with the ladies who liked cunnilingus, what with that Viagra blue tongue of his.

8:15 pm August, 30 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Blu Ray had an unfortunate circumcision as an infant, but he made up for it with a pool cue and a mouthful of blue chalk.

8:19 pm August, 30 Marmadouche said...

I’ve seen many a black-tongued Chow in my days as a dog, but this one must be slurping Sapphire gin. Has to be a frat dog ready to lick that bitch.

9:54 pm August, 30 Wedgie said...

I told you not to drink from that lake.

9:55 pm August, 30 Baleen said...

This choad better get inland. Sometimes Darksock hits the lake during one of his ambien and bourbon binges:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok5LH8RqrV4&feature=related

11:17 pm August, 30 Wheezer said...

Fuck the horse^^ – when DarkSock did that, he soiled next week’s shorts.

11:21 pm August, 30 Wheezer said...

Blu Ray’s been suckin’ down colloidal silver.
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Douchebags need to learn this will not make their orange look brown. They will just take another step toward the grave.

11:24 pm August, 30 Wheezer said...

In other words, he found the silver lode.
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(crickets)

12:16 am August, 31 scrotum pole said...

It doesn’t take a forensics expert to see that he’s been performing oral sex with the steel dock post behind him.

4:29 am August, 31 tall guy said...

Well she’s a big old healthy girl, isn’t she. Shade in the summer, warmth in the winter…

6:13 am August, 31 Tony Ventresca said...

I would like to bring everyone’s attention to the spiderweb of blue veins visible on her right thigh. She’s been infected! Quarantine!!!

6:57 am August, 31 DarkSock said...

Blu Ray learned a harsh lesson about the dissolving effects of donkey jizz on blue jelly dongs.

8:13 am August, 31 Captain Garanichode said...

The new shocker recipe: two phalanges in her turd funnel and one steel toe hoof in his windex smile!

8:55 am August, 31 Webalot said...

Kelly Slate-Her

1:51 pm August, 31 Stephanie said...

That;s what you get for sucking blue man group cockkk

3:11 pm August, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is it possible to overdose on Flinstones vitamins? Maybe this is the first documented case.

1:58 am September, 1 iDouche said...

BlueTacky

10:30 pm September, 3 Jeff said...

She either has the Guinness World Record for the longest bellybutton or it’s a Caesarian scar that can only have been due to the spawning of octuplets.

And he’s a fluffer for the Blue Man Group.

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