Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Blue Man Grope

Here’s an image from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival’s production of Shakespeare’s “As You Like It,” done entirely in mime, with a score by Philip Glass and Jay-Z.

# posted by douchebag1
11:49 am August, 31 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

ok, this guy’s mother must not have hugged him enough. not a douche, a total freak.

11:51 am August, 31 Anonymous said...

tracy just came for the lip ring. the lip herp was not on the agenda

11:51 am August, 31 Vin Douchal said...

I knew it. If you pull open the zipper in the back of the Betty White suit, this alien from Mars pops out.
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11:53 am August, 31 douche bagel said...

^
doh. damn multiple office computers

11:56 am August, 31 chaserofthehott said...

Excuse me sir, you have something on your face.
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Nope right there, right, yeah there.
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Ok you got it!

11:57 am August, 31 mr.reeve said...

Freakbaggery at its finest. The chick is trying not to get too close to this weirdo but he’s trying to reel her in.

11:58 am August, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Notta Douche in my book

11:59 am August, 31 Wheezer said...

This is the after picture.
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Kinda makes you wonder what he was thinking about when he decided, “Hey!…..”

12:01 pm August, 31 Wheezer said...

Samurai Scrote should’ve stuck to the suit and headband. Now He is just jumping his own shark.

12:22 pm August, 31 DarkSock said...

Lance learned a harsh lesson about falling asleep while suntanning inside a Catholic cathedral.

12:24 pm August, 31 DarkSock said...

Although Gary truly appreciated the skin grafts from the Hell’s Angel’s donor cadavers, life just wasn’t the same after the grease fire incident.

12:25 pm August, 31 DarkSock said...

Lance learned a harsh lesson about smoking while changing out his highly flammable HP Inkjet cartridges.

12:27 pm August, 31 Captain Garanichode said...

Never —- I repeat NEVER be the first to fall asleep at a Andy Dick Rave…

12:32 pm August, 31 DarkSock said...

Lance learned a harsh lesson about substituting live chameleons for gerbils.

12:36 pm August, 31 soy bomb said...

Wow. Just Wow. Proof that Maynard James Keenan has finally inhaled too much DMT.

12:54 pm August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The DaVinci Choad.

12:55 pm August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Arch Angels and Demons?

1:07 pm August, 31 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Queequeg called. Wants his look back. And he put a hex on BMG’s descendents. Hopefully he never has any.

1:14 pm August, 31 Claude Douchenburg said...

Obviously they brought in people from the local insane asylum to see the show. The hott will think twice about volunteering to help the less fortunate again.

1:43 pm August, 31 Stephanie said...

Notta Douche,just sad…what’s with the giant W on the forehead? Is he into Weezer? I just don’t understand….and he seems old enough to know better…

1:45 pm August, 31 Douchie Arnaz said...

And yet this guy is a vice-president at Goldman Sachs….

2:28 pm August, 31 Blinded by the Shite said...

Male pattern douchness.
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I hope he decides to get the full-body tatt removed by laser when he hits 40 next year.

2:31 pm August, 31 massengill said...

After Mel Gibson exposed himself as a drunken, misogynistic, anti-Semite, Nicolas Cage was given the role of William Wallace in the upcoming Braveheart sequel Braveheart II: Braver and Heartier.

2:43 pm August, 31 RAPETIME said...

Employability does not seem high on the list of this gentleman’s concerns.

3:06 pm August, 31 Fatness said...

Wait until Medusa sees *this* turd…

3:11 pm August, 31 Deltus said...

Oh no, I can’t even look at that. *ralph*

3:18 pm August, 31 Sack O Douche said...

Looks like the new season of V is getting ready to hit the air waves this fall.

3:30 pm August, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So when this fuccknut fills out his 10W-40 form what does he put down for profession? Whoops, I forgot. There’s no way he has a job.

3:44 pm August, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

OK, I gotta get the lock changed on my office door. This is EXACTLY the same doodle I made while at the last faculty meeting.

5:01 pm August, 31 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Blue man took his love of Fabergé eggs a bit too far.

6:06 pm August, 31 Mr. Biggs said...

Holy crap. Ladies and gentlemen, our next Monthly.

6:26 pm August, 31 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Fatness 3:06
What? Sorry, I couldn’t hear you. I was busy sawing off my tattooing hand.

7:39 pm August, 31 DarkSock said...

Phil Spector spent his last night in freedom to the fullest.

9:19 pm August, 31 C.G. said...

obviously, he learned early in life to always keep his eye on the prize.

9:28 pm August, 31 Steve L. said...

yeah it’s about time that Jay-Z loses all his credibility.
wait. Jay-Z had credibility before?

9:43 pm August, 31 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

HolyMaryMotherofTattooArtists, that’s about the only person who IS employed after viewing this Monster Mash Masterpiece’o Shithead. And arms, tatted shitarms.

If God were around, he’d be inspired to write an Eleventh Commandment: Thous shalt not commit skull tatts.

10:07 pm August, 31 them dukes said...

Looks like a Spirograph made babies with last week’s technicolor yawn

10:10 pm August, 31 Mr. Biggs said...

Honestly I wouldn’t be as disgusted if I saw her playing in the BP oil slick.

11:34 pm August, 31 Bonney Lass said...

Eeegads – he’s gonna regret those face tats someday. Love the site BTW – I visit everyday.

1:51 am September, 1 iDouche said...

Others have tattoo guns, he has a tattoo howitzer.

4:34 am September, 1 justadouchalo said...

Kind of sorry you burned the name ‘Wretchasketch’ so early.

8:14 am September, 1 Troy Tempest said...

We can think of this guy as Father of Wretchasketch, or “Wretchasketch, Sr.”

8:32 am September, 1 ElderDouch said...

This choad get’s my vote for FREAK of the Century!!!

10:01 am September, 1 skrag2112 said...

Facetats: for the man who says “Eh, who needs a decent paying job anyway?”

1:37 pm September, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG! MY EYES! MY EYES! IT HURTS US. MAKES IT STOPSSSSS!

2:04 pm September, 1 Pass The Douchie said...

Holy shit, best title ever!

10:22 pm September, 1 Stephanie said...

I’ll bet he farts a tattoo.

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