Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Brothabag Edgar and Josslyn

And somewhere, off in the distance, a lone wolf howls in agony for the God that isn’t.

# posted by douchebag1
9:13 am August, 3 jonezy said...

And the Sun exploded in a fit of rage.

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And this guy’s hair exploded back

9:16 am August, 3 Bagnonymous said...

I remember watching Teen Wolf back in the day. You better watch out–this dude’s a baller!

9:17 am August, 3 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Snoop wept.

9:26 am August, 3 saulgoode42 said...

NASA said that a hormonal mass ejection was due to hit earth today.

9:28 am August, 3 Baleen said...

Holy Bloomin’ Onions Batman!

9:31 am August, 3 Vin Douchal said...

His mamma really, really wanted a girl

9:31 am August, 3 Army of Douche-ness said...

i dont think thats a brother, but a laotian or filipino

9:33 am August, 3 Dicy said...

As a reg on this site.. I must admit I am late to pick up on some things. Meaning, Im watching “Is She Really Going Out with Him?” for the first time.

There’s nothing left for it. I’m moving underground.

9:43 am August, 3 Douches Wild said...

Holy Ned! God’s Teeth! Is this the new paradigm that will usurp the Donkster and his Simian ilk? is this the slick cro-magnon to surpass Smoot and his Neanderthal hoards or merely a threadbare simulacra pretending to an unattainable throne?? Stay tuned.

9:46 am August, 3 flaco said...

I think that is what is known as a drag king. Still douchey though.

9:46 am August, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Edgar looks like one of those Troll dolls, or perhaps a relative of Don King.

9:48 am August, 3 Bangladouche said...

What amazes me is the time that must go into carving hair like this into your face. So much goes into it. He must be so self loving to look at himself in the mirror for hours to construct the atrocity that is his face. Plus with a look like this it pretty much guarantees that you will work at a kiosk sell perfume or miniature steamers at the mall. Nice life.

9:53 am August, 3 Captain Garanichode said...

Looks like Lisa Bonet in a wind tunnel (bonus ant trail)

9:57 am August, 3 waylon said...

three letters: “F” “T” and “M”

9:59 am August, 3 douche bagel said...

why does this picture come to mind?

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/seal-hunt.jpg

10:05 am August, 3 Claude Douchenburg said...

I am at a loss for words. I fear this guy is some harbinger of what is in store for us as this century progresses.

10:05 am August, 3 Dr. Joycelyn Elders said...

Now that is some sweet brown sugar. I would take my big lips off my 40 and suck his big black piece of manhood dry as I mascerbated myself and the little white trash. My son does crack and maccabates all day long. Joycelyn gotsta get her fry on now whitey.

10:27 am August, 3 Douchble Helix said...

He’s grotesque. The Little Richard-bag.

10:32 am August, 3 End the Haberdouchery said...

Huey Newton rolls over in his grave…

10:33 am August, 3 Eliza Douchecoo said...

I can’t help but just laugh when I look at that pic., sad.

10:38 am August, 3 Justin said...

I can’t help but want to murder everyone when I look at this pic.

10:39 am August, 3 The Blessed Scrotini said...

“And once the genetic splicing of Prince with Rihanna was complete, the scientists tore out their eyes in sheer horror at the monstrosity that they begat.” — Hardy 1:32

10:49 am August, 3 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

I think he has some Asian genes in him, and by that I mean this guy’s semen in his colon.

10:56 am August, 3 RAPETIME said...

Oh hooray. At 10:05 the Klan showed up.

10:57 am August, 3 [KFH]ROY said...

I use to believe in the New Hampshire motto – Live free or die, for death is not the worst of all evils… Well, clearly the author of those wise words never anticipated this freak of nature which is quite clearly the worst of all that is wretched and evil!

11:02 am August, 3 Baron Von Goolo said...

As ghastly as this burnt sienna monstrosity may be, I have nothing funnier to add than Charles Nelson Douchely @ 9:17 am. Kudos.

11:06 am August, 3 Doucheblaster said...

Yasser Arafat’s hit granddaughter posing with Osama bin Douche before he goes out for a suicide bombing.

11:14 am August, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

American Graffiti 2 starring Wolfman Jane and a cast of fags.

11:15 am August, 3 Tony Ventresca said...

Hot Underage Chicks With Douchebags.

11:15 am August, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like Natalie Portman’s nipple.

11:20 am August, 3 mr_UF said...

I know the girl with the beard

11:20 am August, 3 Mr. White said...

@dicy

If you’re looking for underground lodgings, you might want to consider the basement I share with Medusa.

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On the subject of the pic, Josslyn is early-90s dance video hott. Edgar has to apply high-end painter’s tape to his face before he shaves. He should really just invest in a Sharpie.

11:28 am August, 3 Wheezer said...

How about a humorous diversion? Horndog Picks Up A Fat Chick

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Depending on your employer’s habits, it may or may not be considered worksafe…..but it’s fuccen hilarious.

11:31 am August, 3 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

After a freak accident involving a hair drier, a beard trimmer and a toaster oven, Edgar looked in the mirror and decided to run with his new look.

11:39 am August, 3 Douchble Helix said...

D. L. Hughley-bag?

11:41 am August, 3 anonymous said...

That image broke my brain. I look at it, and all I can come up with is “What”. Not even a complete sentence or question, just “What”.

In other news, I don’t think he’s Filipino. Or human.

12:02 pm August, 3 Battlescrote Galactica said...

Looks like lovers Pauly D from the Jersey Shore and Little Richard decided to not go through with the abortion after all…

12:11 pm August, 3 Bruno said...

OMFG!! Most of the Douchebags on this site just make me laugh hysterically. A few trigger an instant and overwhelming rage to induce physical harm to the subject of the pic. This is one of them.

12:16 pm August, 3 Troy Tempest said...

After seeing this picture all I want to do now is vacuum up newborn kittens and then listen to their mewlings grow quiet over time.

12:17 pm August, 3 Troy Tempest said...

After seeing this picture all I want to do now is cut off my nads with a plasma torch and then feed the charred bits to my fish. And then eat the fish.

12:18 pm August, 3 Troy Tempest said...

After seeing this picture all I want to do now is go to a religious relics shoppe and spooge all over statues of the virgin Mary.

12:20 pm August, 3 Troy Tempest said...

After seeing this picture all I want to do now is throw faeces at people who walk by my office.

12:21 pm August, 3 Troy Tempest said...

After seeing this picture all I want to do now is drink a 2 liter bottle of coke and scarf down a box of Mentos.

12:32 pm August, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ants are ingenious creatures. They have managed to work their way down from his upper lip to mass just below his lower lip before starting a new trail riiiiight along his jaw line. But they weren’t done there. No sireeee. They managed to make it all the way up to the top of his head where the largest ant rave in history is taking place. They appear to be standing on each other’s shoulders giving the illusion that his head has exploded just like when someone sticks their head into an oven just like in old time cartoons. Yep, gotta hand it to those ants. Or was it cocck roaches that I was thinking of?

12:33 pm August, 3 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

When getting hair plugs that aren’t your own it’s important to know the source.

12:48 pm August, 3 Douchesquire said...

A black man, posing as a white boy who wishes and acts like he is black. It’s come full circle. The irony is so thick you’d need a Ginsu to get through it.

12:53 pm August, 3 MILLS said...

the most pathetic thing about this pic is that hes trying to fit two if not three douche like traits into one style that dont go together; a blowout haircut does not go with a lip piercing or camp fag face metrosexual fancy dick style, please! one or the other! if theres anything more annoyin than a douche its a douche that tries to be douchey style cool but just comes across a pathetic wanabe douche, I shit on this worthless douche and his attempt to..watever the aim of his pathetic attempt in life is and i am sure the real douches out there would tell him to “step it up motherfucker” whereas i would jus say “harden the fuck up u soft dick fag” i bet hes cleary a genuine homo anyway and the hot girls jus ask him for fashion tips thinkin that a gay guy would stereotypically know about style, he then panicks and is like “oh my golly gosh i mussst pretend i kno about fashiion!” swiftly followed by a limp wet shit in his pants, as im sure even his faeces looks overly effeminite

1:16 pm August, 3 Captain Lame said...

Josslyn is all kinds of Chris Hansen trouble. I expect to show up at her house to have her tell me,

“Just a minute! I just got out of the shower! Help your self to some juice in the fridge!”

Enter Chris Hansen, who walks around the corner saying “What, are you DOING here?, did you really come here to fornicate with a 16 year old girl?…” She told me she was in college…

Actually now that Im on the “To Catch a Predator” schtick, could it be that this is a cast photo for the return of the aforementioned show? Maybe she’s the bait for pedostraights, he is the bait for pedogays, blind, pedogays. Or pedobears.

1:28 pm August, 3 soy bomb said...

Why do you hate us so, DB1?

1:58 pm August, 3 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Nobody told us that the singer Eve, cross dresses.

2:37 pm August, 3 Jimmy said...

When did tough guys start to look like flaming homosexuals? This is like the early to mid 1980’s all over again only with Brother bags and guidos.

2:42 pm August, 3 Heyo said...

It’s not so much that Edgar looks gay? It’s more that he looks like a cross-dressing lesbian.

2:56 pm August, 3 Ian said...

I’m with waylon…that’s a female

3:17 pm August, 3 Captain Lame said...

Haha! Well put Heyo. I was trying to find the words to describe that exact feeling…

3:24 pm August, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Uh, um, eh, that’s a thousand little meerkats all standing at attention.

3:26 pm August, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Brothabag Edgar models the latest in industrial sized Velcro, just looking for a whoel lotta hookers, er, uh, hooks.

3:28 pm August, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

For the IINDY 500, Josslyn always wore a black and white scarf and Brothabag Edgar always got too close to the exhaust pipes in Gasoline Alley.

3:30 pm August, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

My eyes wigged out at this sight.

4:09 pm August, 3 Steve L. said...

is a Brothabag trying to out-Guid Guidos themselves?

well, at least Brothabag Edgar doesn’t need a fake tan. he has a head start. which is all the scarier.

5:02 pm August, 3 doucheywallnuts said...

Bro Bag must have made a deal with the Devil in order for his hair to be that straight.

5:03 pm August, 3 Mr. Biggs said...

Dude if he stuck his thumb in his mouth he could totally look like he was making his brains explode.

And Steve, I agree, this is a further disturbance in the force – a douchebag making the spectacle of mimicking other douchebags. It’s like some couch potato decided to emulate Jersey Shore. *shudder*

5:30 pm August, 3 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

Josslyn is just succulent. Brothabag just sucks.

Please put these two in the next Weekly.

5:41 pm August, 3 Stephanie said...

Now I know why straight men go out and beat up guys who look like fags. How can you help yourself,right?

I’m not an anti-gay in the least, but this guy is asking for a serious beating…how can he walk the streets without being harassed? He is pitiful.

7:17 pm August, 3 skrag2112 said...

As I look at this picture, all I can hear is The Doors song “The End” playing in my head.

10:04 pm August, 3 creature said...

Fluffer Head cleans out my camode & coifs himself once a month

10:11 pm August, 3 creature said...

after viewing this pic, I shat a river of fluid & fecal matter for a period of 30 seconds… it was a geyser of 3 gallons & required 4 flushes… I lost 4 pounds of body mass, a kidney & my spleen

beat that Troy

10:26 pm August, 3 Baleen said...

After seeing this picture, all I want to do now is punch elderly people after drinkining a litre of gin.

5:20 am August, 4 Webalot said...

…. rice rice baby

11:09 am August, 4 birder said...

i’m pretty sure that is a woman. tranny douche.

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