Thursday, August 19, 2010

Brothabag Edgar Experiments with Plaid

Plaid – 1

Extensively coiffed chin pubes – 0.

Bartender Lana – Hates her Dad.

# posted by douchebag1
7:18 am August, 19 Wedgie said...

Always have liked the name Lana…..

7:24 am August, 19 bigphatnotadouche said...

All the Hott needs is some Librarian glasses.
I will retire to men’s room and think about this for awhile.

7:26 am August, 19 Claude Douchenburg said...

This guy never quits does he? I am starting to think he his either an omnidouche or a ubiquitousdouche or maybe an extraterrestrialdouche. I would love to sneak into the guys apartment sometime when he is out doucheing it up to see what this guy is up to. I bet the police would like to do the same.

7:32 am August, 19 Battlescrote Galactica said...

He seems more like a paisley guy… Like “the humanoid formerly known as Prince”… Plaid is a little too redneck for Chester Chinpubes.

7:51 am August, 19 Jay said...

Those…eyebrows…

And come on, what self-respecting grown man wears Hollister?

8:01 am August, 19 soy bomb said...

Has anyone called “gaybaggery” yet? The fey smile, the fancy drink…though he is clutching the hott fairly tight…that could be a platonic clutch however.

8:02 am August, 19 tall guy said...

Oh, more Edgar, by which I mean oh, no more Edgar.

8:12 am August, 19 Medusa Oblongata said...

Just the sight of his hand on her delicious little waist is sending me into fits of rage. Just the thought of my hands around his fey little neck makes it all better. And that shirt would look much better on a girl. Or is that kind of redundant?

8:19 am August, 19 massengill said...

That chinstrap is the only thing separating Edgar’s masculinity from total androgyny.

8:29 am August, 19 Bag Margera said...

The best contender against Stackhouse i’ve seen for DBotY, so far.

8:30 am August, 19 Captain Garanichode said...

bruthaman gets around.. Sandra Bullock lookin Lana, now she’s HOTTTT

8:32 am August, 19 Bag Margera said...

How can I say this respectfully? Lana… I want… to plow you.

8:35 am August, 19 Claude Douchenburg said...

Yeah man I am calling this douche a gaybag. He takes pics with his galpals or faghags or fruitflies. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

8:35 am August, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Holy electrified Kevin Nealon’s penis Batman! Is this homo gadfly ever going to leave us in peace for a few weeks. Drinky time, and by drinky time I mean I hope the three year old doesn’t go in the pool alone today.

8:36 am August, 19 soy bomb said...

I wish Edgar would experiment with a bottle full of OxyContin, a razor and a plastic bag over his head.

8:39 am August, 19 Crucial Head said...

Lana’s hip begs for my gnaw like the mountains in Alaska yearn for bush pilots.
.
Heh heh.
.
“Bush pilots.”
.
Heh heh heh.

8:46 am August, 19 Baleen said...

His shirt looks like it was sewn together by a blind and retarded quadraplegic somewhere in the polluted outskirts of a Shenzhen.

8:47 am August, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Somewhere is George Michael’s closet of Wham memorabilia sits an empty clothes hanger.

8:53 am August, 19 creature said...

“holding sippy cups makes my hands look big”

8:55 am August, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Creature^
.
Oddly enough I wear clown shoes to make my johnson look big.

9:08 am August, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I believe that Lana is telling us just how “big” Edgar is.

9:09 am August, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Or maybe that’s the length of “his” clit. After the operation. To make it into a man. Or woman. Fucck it, I’m too confused now.

9:10 am August, 19 dbBen said...

Gaybag. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But now all the pictures with girls in the bathroom makes perfect sense…he was part of the “come to the bathroom with me” group, and it’s so novel they take a picture to mark the occasion.

9:13 am August, 19 Mob Barley said...

Still reckon it’s a brown bird having a bit of alaugh with a black marker…

9:20 am August, 19 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Plaid is a douche signifier now?
Crap, now I’ve got some burning to do.

On the other hand, my 68 year old father is now on the way to douchedom. Oy Vey!

9:24 am August, 19 armydouche said...

he still needs to be fist pumping and crushing to even have a shot at stackhouse still a one horse race. That being said unless this guy has amusing literature for the love of god NO MORE UNTIL THE MONTHLY/DOUCHIES!

10:06 am August, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

I concur with Soy Bomb, gaybaggery is what Edgar is all about.

10:16 am August, 19 mehoff said...

Edgar’s gf is Josslyn so doubt he is gay. Maybe bi.

10:51 am August, 19 bagbalm said...

Are we positive that Edgar is not Edna’s stage name? It looks like if “just one of the guys” and “soul man” got in a fist fight.

11:47 am August, 19 skrag2112 said...

Dammit! Naming Edgar HCWDB Of The Week is only encouraging him/her/it to take more pictures of him/her/itself! What have we done?!

11:55 am August, 19 douche bagel said...

mr hanky the christmas poo cleans up pretty good

11:56 am August, 19 Stephanie said...

brown like turd

2:20 pm August, 19 DarkSock said...

Dainty McTainty

4:07 pm August, 19 web of piss said...

Salvation Army shirts and a cup of maraschino cherries. Better to get some everclear at payless liquors and beat off.

4:13 pm August, 19 mr.reeve said...

Edgar, please go away and stop taking pictures of yourself.
Thanks,
The Rest of the World

4:16 pm August, 19 mr.reeve said...

Also, he’s a Gay/Latino Bag in my opinion. Brothabag might need to be dropped. This picture confirms to me that the chick he takes pictures with is a friend and not a girlfriend. I am with you Soybomb. Gaybaggery for sure.

4:24 pm August, 19 SwigmundFrued said...

That’s a cowboy shirt you cocksucker.
The closest you’ll ever get to a cowboy is if you run into the Village People and the western dude bends you over a barstool.

5:27 pm August, 19 Sack O Douche said...

Yes, I agree that Edgar is gay. And mr.reeve is right about the Latinobag call out. This is one of the first pictures without the mirror reflection I think so we see what Edgar really is.
If this is Josslyn, yawza! She is looking better and better.

7:09 pm August, 19 Guid is Good said...

I’m thinking Brothabab Edgar sits down to take a piss.

8:21 pm August, 19 Duck Sausage said...

Wheres his cowboy chaps and rainbow sticker Swagmund?

9:26 pm August, 19 Steve L. said...

plaid may have scored a 1, but it’s at great cost.

1:27 am August, 20 funkdoucheeiest said...

Now now Jizz Swigmund don’t get your chaps in a twirl over your BF buddy. Nutsack riders are even worse than douchebags. Really I hope your a woman. Ohh and Freud was a cunt.

3:33 am August, 20 iDouche said...

Horizontal stripes make you look fatter.
Vertical stripes make you look taller.
Checks must therefore logically make you look larger overall.

On another note i want to slice his eyebrows with a broken fluorescent tube.

1:52 am September, 1 Kurt said...

That doesn’t even look like a guy! That person’s eyebrows appear to be drawn on his/her head with a marker!

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