Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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M. Night Shyamalan’s “Douchebags in the Water” proved to be the nail in the coffin of his once promising career.

Third Place – Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche: The members of the new Swedish zither death metal-jazz-punk fusion band “Creampie Surprise” take a break from recording their debut album “Porch Beef Sharting”. Here we see band members (L to R) Derpalogaphous, Rectal Cancer Asshat, and Pustule enjoying a sunny Delaware afternoon outside their Salvation Army digs. Catch them at a local Waffle House near you.

Second Place – Vin Douchal: Phil Collins attempts comeback with “Blink 183″

First Place – Mr. Scrotato Head: The Grubslaughter Carnival employee appreciation pool party was a raging success until the Johnsons woke up, turned on the sprinklers, and called the cops.

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11:37 am August, 18 UFO Destroyers said...

When life gives you lemonade, pee in a horse’s butt.

11:40 am August, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Riverside rockers , Fractured Coccyx, take a break from their “VFW Hall Takeover Tour” with their wives/sisters at the Wig Wam Motel, Rialto , CA.

11:41 am August, 18 Vin Douchal said...

2010 Cockk Fluffers Convention

11:45 am August, 18 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Members of the NRCA (National Rectal Catheter Association) show the cameraman their favorite methods of insertion.

11:49 am August, 18 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

URC, insulted, wonders: “Why didn’t this douchebag just pee in the pool like he usually does.”

11:52 am August, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

Inky Douchey Poo?
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Real Cali A-holes?
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Bleeth & the Ink Stains, on tour now
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Horrible rethinking of Renoir’s “Luncheon of the boating party”
“Le doucheuner des canotiers”

11:54 am August, 18 douche bagel said...

they put the “poo” in pool

11:54 am August, 18 Wheezer said...

URC is there to witness what it considers the ultimate atrocity: the copping of its name for a stupid hat.
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Oh yeah, we can’t see the ‘U’ on middle choad’s hat, but URC is going to sue for copyright infringements.
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U nbelievably
R epulsive
C hoad
A ssholes

11:56 am August, 18 Wheezer said...

And here we all thought only women had ‘Daddy issues’…..

11:56 am August, 18 douche bagel said...

tatted on goatee grimaces
while tribal arm measures his sphincter
rca confirms the measurement

11:58 am August, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Phil Collins attempts comeback with “Blink 183”

11:58 am August, 18 douche bagel said...

Ubiquitous
Red
Cup
Authority

pee is the signifyer

11:59 am August, 18 Anonymous said...

Uh, what in the hell is up with the back of DoucheChin’s hand? That shit ain’t veins…it looks like he’s got something inserted under the skin.

11:59 am August, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Blink 183 is huge in Japan:
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12:01 pm August, 18 Douche de Leche said...

Waterworld 2 : Douche Island, set to land in theaters this Christmas.

12:04 pm August, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A Midsummer Nights Disaster.

12:05 pm August, 18 douche bagel said...

ryan and kevin asked their special cousin mongo to refrain from the awkward hand gestures and tongue thing while in the presence of hotts. mongo is slippin

12:10 pm August, 18 douche bagel said...

i spot rareass clear cup

12:13 pm August, 18 mr.reeve said...

The STD Pool Brigade

12:13 pm August, 18 Wheezer said...

@Anon, 11:59 a.m. –
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Check out his forehead.

12:14 pm August, 18 mr.reeve said...

The 909 Pool Squad

12:14 pm August, 18 GCA said...

Earth girls are still easy even when the aliens are overtatted and illiterate….

12:15 pm August, 18 tall guy said...

“Hey sister, I never had me no fight without a big crowd watching, see? Now I’m startin’ da new thing where a small crowd watches me a humpin. you that crowd, woman. Now get your hands off my man, can’t you see he’s already down with the idea?”

12:16 pm August, 18 mr.reeve said...

The Fountain of Poo

12:16 pm August, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Metal Plate-In-The-Head Mullisha

12:21 pm August, 18 Turdacious said...

baldy looks like a oil rig troller, dude wipe off your chin, you still have oil worker gizz on your chin.
Tribetatt needs to workout for real and get rid of the tennis ball hes sqeezing beteen his bicep and ribcage.
and middleman fits in nowhere but this website.
The Hotts just make the grade

12:22 pm August, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Alien 6: There Is A Hand Growing Out Of The Pale Trainwrecks Hand

12:22 pm August, 18 Turdacious said...

sry, i did not proof read…ahh fuck it, i’m lying i just dont know how to spell

12:23 pm August, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

New band called Five For Fisting

12:23 pm August, 18 soy bomb said...

It’s a Horrible Life

12:24 pm August, 18 soy bomb said...

or

It’s a Wonderful Lifestyle

12:32 pm August, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Anon 11:59
It’s a horrible step ahead in the wonderful world of self-mutilation that has become the body modification industry. It’s simply called an implant, or subdermal implant if you wanna sound all hoity-toity. Either way, I think it’s absurd.
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That being said, I’ll take a stab at a caption: “Up shit creek with a douche for a paddle.”

12:34 pm August, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

“Blondie was skeptical of her friends’ insistence that they had been abducted by aliens and each probed by hand in a different manner.”

12:35 pm August, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

“Johnny gave Mr. White the thumbs-up and a big smile in thanks for the free refill.”

12:39 pm August, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The members of the new Swedish zither death metal-jazz-punk fusion band “Creampie Surprise” take a break from recording their debut album “Porch Beef Sharting”. Here we see band members (L to R) Derpalogaphous, Rectal Cancer Asshat, and Pustule enjoying a sunny Delaware afternoon outside their Salvation Army digs. Catch them at a local Waffle House near you.

12:40 pm August, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The Grubslaughter Carnival employee appreciation pool party was a raging success until the Johnsons woke up, turned on the sprinklers, and called the cops.

12:42 pm August, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Caption = “And the worms ate into my brain.”

12:43 pm August, 18 Douche Boyardee's Cheese and Bagaroni said...

Some of the male members of the new reality show, “Pool cleaners and plumbers: Vegas” show signs of regret that they pre-gamed work with GHB, Prune Juice and Vodka Smoothies.

12:49 pm August, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Desperate for attention Barney, Baby Bop, and Riff decided to shed their squeaky-clean image to appear on the new Pee Wee’s Playhouse.

12:55 pm August, 18 Captain Garanichode said...

Hey Paris & Nicole… wanna share my cup of Pee?

1:21 pm August, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The rockabilly gospel quintet “Skreetching and Whaleing for Jebus” attend the premier party for their latest single
Death Metal Monkeys
at Tonetta’s Used Vinyl and Sex Toys shop.

1:31 pm August, 18 anonymous said...

I’ve never seen a person’s eyes say “I hate you Daddy” more than that blonde’s.

1:35 pm August, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

If the Pacific was made of vinegar and the Atlantic was lavender scented water, these guys would be Cape Horn.

1:47 pm August, 18 DarkSock said...

aw dammit been workin’ all day…gimme a minnit…

1:50 pm August, 18 Vin Douchal said...

YAY ! Second Place!

1:57 pm August, 18 DarkSock said...

Gary heard the jingling sound even as he threw the devil horns, and with a pang of dread he noticed the outline of his Camaro’s keys on the back of his hand.
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His habit of stashing his keys under his foreskin, his weed induced short term memory loss, and his fondness for ambien and meth fueled orgies had just caught up to him.

1:59 pm August, 18 DarkSock said...

Vin thought his subdermal implants looked sick as he threw the horns, until they had to cut them out a week later.
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Vin learned a hard lesson about used sex toys as implants.

2:00 pm August, 18 DarkSock said...

Weekend At Roy Orbison’s

2:00 pm August, 18 DarkSock said...

These guys put the “POO” in POOL.

2:10 pm August, 18 Blinded by the Shite said...

Orca piss.

2:12 pm August, 18 Blinded by the Shite said...

With veins like these who needs catheters?

2:13 pm August, 18 creature said...

promotional team from “Mr White’s Asparagus & Carrot Cocktail”

2:13 pm August, 18 creature said...

The Weinstein’s pet kraken belched in the shallow end

2:17 pm August, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

1st Place. Awesome. Hope there’s prize money. I’ve already ordered my implants. By this timie tomorrow my cockk’s gonna look like a Klingon’s forehead.

2:20 pm August, 18 creature said...

human toilet paper attracts wimmin with drippy snatch

2:23 pm August, 18 DarkSock said...

Band signing party for Pork Chalice

2:30 pm August, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

3rd. Not too shabby. Or is it 2nd loser? Hmmmmmmm…

3:48 pm August, 18 Sack O Douche said...

Looks like someone forgot to flush the tiolet.

3:48 pm August, 18 Sack O Douche said...

^that’s “toilet” not “tiolet”

4:54 pm August, 18 Chaz said...

Somewhere, someone with a PhD is having a dreary time right now.

6:43 pm August, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

A douchebag who tatts fishhooks on his arms is gonna hook hookers and a few bottom-feeders, be assured.

6:49 pm August, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

“One scoop of vanilla with sprinkles, and four creme brulees, with sharts, comin’ right up”

7:01 pm August, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The douchebag with devil horn implants and back-hand wash-tub implants, can be construed as being
a) the devil’s spawn
b) Rosemary’s baby daddy
c) Tub Girl’s complete jug band
d) tatted and padded

7:44 pm August, 18 Steve L. said...

while performing a high-risk Inception, the group of psychological swashbucklers decided to take a break from their mission to party it up with their target’s projections. and that’s why their mission failed and they were soon arrested back in the real world.

8:46 pm August, 18 August Derelict said...

Alright everyone, let’s play guess who’s the “V”.
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(I don’t watch that show but my wife loves it. Okay maybe I watch a little… Sometimes… But rarely what I would consider often or obsessive… Mostly…)

8:59 pm August, 18 August Derelict said...

Lucifer’s stint at the pool was cut short when Buford and Beauregard used their hands to signal defeat in the “see who can hide the pitchfork handle the longest in one’s colon” contest.
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Sponsored by a victory bath in fire and brimstone.

9:35 pm August, 18 Stephanie said...

It’s a new horror film and it’s called “It Floats”

3:26 pm August, 19 mojowrkn said...

“Gollum has really fallen in with a bad crowd.”

But on another note…is that perma facial scrote??

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