Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Coors Blight

When garish fake boobs are in an Ed Hardy bikini and Groin Shave Reveal haunts the lower part of the image like toxic eye cancer, it’s time for some real world Quattro Pear to bring us back to what is right and just and benevolent.

Quattro Pear is not pearbrushed nor photopeared. It is real world gnaw.

# posted by douchebag1
9:18 am August, 10 Wheezer said...

Thankfully, the Fantastic Four is there to save the day from the clutches of ‘Bagalactus and Doctored Boob.

9:23 am August, 10 smackdouche said...

Diificult……..to………type………can’t………..stop………..staring.

9:27 am August, 10 mr.reeve said...

Mmmmmmm pear.
Yiiikkkeeessss GSR!!! Those melons look like they are ready to pop. Major League Bleethe right there.

9:34 am August, 10 DoucheBigue said...

If the quattro is legal I want some!!

I’d volunteer for pharmaceutics pre-testings to have a chance to lick the grains of sands below pink-g Anna’s feet.

And I like the attempt of Buffalo beasts to make GSR douche look even more stupid (if it ever were possible)

9:39 am August, 10 DarkSock said...

Looks like another lake gather; bodies of water attract the Bags like flies to Poo. Even room temp IQ bags can do the math: Girls Like Boats; Bag + Boat = Deck Candy. Which is exactly why I got a new boat; check it out! (That’s me hangin’ out at the aft deck).
ew

9:40 am August, 10 Gristle McBonesmack said...

I would have to probe quatro-pear with Chris Hansen’s dick before I said yea or nay.

9:47 am August, 10 Claude Douchenburg said...

unno….dose……trace…….QUATTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

9:47 am August, 10 Mr Fitzwilliam Douchey said...

I can’t explain how thankful I am for the cropping at the bottom of this pic.

And I quote Sir-Mix-Alot “Silicon parts were made for toys”

9:47 am August, 10 D Fresh said...

I’m sorry but belly button piercing on a man is just plain gay.

9:47 am August, 10 Crucial Head said...

Meanwhile, a feral beaver began furiously gnawing on the base of the wooden power pole behind the oblivious revelers – all of whom, were about to take part in a 2000amp frolicking session the likes of which this world has never seen…

9:49 am August, 10 Eliza Douchecoo said...

I say bravo to the guidouche that went the extra mile and has his belly button pierced….WTF?
This guy has serious mommy/daddy issues.

9:51 am August, 10 Fenton Hardy said...

Thank you for letting a little bit of reality into the world of over-shopped ass pics. Real is better.

9:53 am August, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

John Largeman lowers his healthy jaw and giggles to himself as he thinks about how best to pull the pin from Coors Blights’s belly so that he can explode like a fagmentation grenade.

9:59 am August, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The quattro of young lifeguards are underage but my boner is telling me they are 18. Stumpy GSR and Funbags are cartoons on the new Jizz Network, 24 hour adult entertainment from Jersey. I think the picture is cropped appropriately as Stumpy is obviously pulling the latest douche move, Cocck Shave Reveal.

10:02 am August, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@DarkSock^
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Good move with your boat there. I know after I get that first scratch on one of my new things I can relax and enjoy it.
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Like with my new ATV…
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10:05 am August, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Scrotato 9:53
“fagmentation grenade”? If you did that on purpose, I bestow cyber cupcakes on your children’s children. Good lord, after looking at this pic, I’m going to call Dr. Kevorkian. I’m gonna need professional help to off myself.
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But lo, Quattro Pear gives me reason to live. Oh, sweet bare-faced spankybutt nomminess. Life is good.

10:05 am August, 10 horton hears a douche said...

Is he drinking from “The Clear”? Coors light may never slow you down but it sure does give you a fake tan……a dumb look on your face…..and a reason to make me want to shoot myself. Sweet baby Jesus make the pain go away.

10:07 am August, 10 creature said...

do I detect a cinco pear obscured from camers? I see you hiding lil’ blonde bun of a cinco pear, reveal your cheeks!

manmade chest casabas may make one choke, however, like doctored Taco Bell for tv commercials, they can still make me drool!

10:09 am August, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Perplexity sets in as the phantom arm loaded up two fingers for an eye gouging as it was inexplicably gravitated to GSR’s sphincter and plunged mightily into the brown lagoon, unlubricated, much to the delight of fat Freddy The Registered Sex Offender

10:21 am August, 10 jonezy said...

I wonder what her PSI is? Those things are about to pop.
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which reminds me…
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PSI
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Pussy per
Scrotal
Individual
?

10:31 am August, 10 Troy Tempest said...

so how come I can’t post pictures? I use the standard img src tag, but nothing happens.

Booo!

10:38 am August, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Medusa,
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Like Coors Blight’s decision to turn his undoubtedly tramp stamped back on his future, the dropped “r” was intentional. By the way, I need to ask you a favor. Can you e-mail me at mr.scrotatohead@gmail.com? Nothing big….for now.
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@Troy Tempest
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Don’t know why you can’t post a pic. Send me an e-mail with how your structuring the tag and I can validate it if matches what I’m doing.

10:40 am August, 10 Rumpelscroteskin said...

Verily, verily, there is Cinco-Pear in that photo, although we are not so blessed as to see the fifth wheel in this awesome l’il treat, just her legs and barely, at that. Makes for a great beach volleyball team, n’est-ce’pas?

Thanks to DB1 for sparing us the full GSR, and no thanks for NOT sparing us the boob-reveal of fakey implants. I’m beginning to think that a separate and equally nasty Bleeth virus has already declared itself independently capable of wreaking havoc on the female bod, and doesn’t have to wait any longer for a primary Grieco virus infestation. There’s already plenty of evidence for that, if the CDC in Atlanta wants to go ahead and verify/document it. However, in neither case is a vaccine anywhere near available. No one gets shot up for bad taste.

10:41 am August, 10 Bag Margera said...

So apparently Poo totally looks like a goomba. http://totallylookslike.com/2009/03/10/this-guy-totally-looks-like-goomba/?from=recMap3
In the video game I think it’s vice-versa.

10:44 am August, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The transformation was almost complete. With a mighty shout of “Wonder Twins activate!” Chyna’s penis quickly but sadly attached itself to what was once Joey’s clit and in return Joey’s bitch tits leapt to Chyna’s chest. “Make me a douchebag!” cried Joey in a high-pitched squeal. “Make me a bleethy freak of nature” growled Chyna. Transformation complete the couple celebrated with sippy cups of Joey’s old menses.
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Hey, who caught my ubersvelte chick-magnet physique in the backround? Yeah, shave the head and get rid of the jorts and viola’, Doc Bunsen is at pool side.

10:48 am August, 10 scrotum pole said...

That reminds me of Dark Sock’s latest vacation footage.

10:57 am August, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

At least this time DarkSock managed to keep the boat upright. Last time, not so much.

11:10 am August, 10 scrotum pole said...

His new boat, aptly named The Edmond Fitzgerald didn’t fare so well either.

11:12 am August, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

BagsnBleeth, with a day-glo green squirt gun toting Choad in background, all by by a pond no less, makes me ill.
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Legal in Denmark scrumptious, pink pantied, finger suckling, quattro pear oh I wish I could substitute your finger for something more substantial and meatier.

11:16 am August, 10 Vin Douchal said...

@ Troy,
You have to properly sign in as opposed to just typing the e-mail in above the posting field. Then it should work fine. Works for me anyway
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And by work I mean like these working Lesbian Tattoos. Awesome art
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Example:

11:17 am August, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Or not

11:17 am August, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@scrotum pole^
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Ah yes. But who can forget the DarkSock Family Reunion on Lake Swick-toria.

11:19 am August, 10 End the Haberdouchery said...

Thanks to the boss for cropping this pic where he did, yuckies.

11:23 am August, 10 Jaques Doucheteau said...

I always have trouble on the ramp.
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11:25 am August, 10 scrotum pole said...

^ Right Mr. S, or the time on Lake Tittie Cockk Cockk when he came in a little too fast.

11:37 am August, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Looks this thread died, let’s experiment

11:37 am August, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Yay! Jump Rope Pear

12:19 pm August, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Vin^
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What with your incident you clearly have way too much time on your hand. And for that we are all eternally grateful.

12:40 pm August, 10 Love Fat and Ugly said...

i would gladly squeeze the pimples on pinks ass to then have the chance to rub Proactive Solutions all over her bum to make sure the never come back again

2:00 pm August, 10 mr.reeve said...

Jump Rope Pear. Mmmmmm

2:23 pm August, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Anyone remember the Man Show & girls on trampolines? that was good stuff

3:35 pm August, 10 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I dunno…I think those boobs are filled with Coors Light. You gotta…suck to get some. Damn, now I sound like Stackhouse. And Quattro Pear? makes me want to go out and get some Carlsberg! ooo-lah-lah!

4:31 pm August, 10 Wedgie said...

They are totally her real tits. Hatters.

6:02 pm August, 10 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I’m a big believer in Transcendental Meditation, and Quattro Pear transcends Coors Blight GSR and fake tits with tantric delight. Me needs me more meditatin’ time.

10:24 pm August, 10 Steve L. said...

that is how PTP hotts for big beers should be. you hear that, Budweiser?

10:25 pm August, 10 Steve L. said...

and i wouldn’t pay Coors Bleeth to pose for anything.

11:08 pm August, 10 down under douche said...

fuck obama, quatro pear for president!

11:40 pm August, 10 Scroteophobic said...

“fuck obama, quatro pear for president!”
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I’d much rather it were the other way around. I respect him and all but Obama just doesn’t do it for me. Still, each to their own. More Quattro pear for the rest of us!

1:21 pm August, 11 Captain Garanichode said...

what a perfect FIGURE 8……….. LETS MOTORBOAT BABAY!

5:33 pm August, 11 the motley douche said...

I detect the foul stench of jail bait emanating from the quattro.

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