Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Creepyass Carlos

Classic collegiate HCwDB.

Since it’s early, I don’t have much to add to this pic, so I’ll just note that The Far Side is a comic that is sadly all too forgotten to time.

# posted by douchebag1
7:21 am August, 17 DarkSock said...

And thusly was created the “Shit Sandwich”.

7:23 am August, 17 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Not sure if this guys a douche or not, I’d be smiling if I was made a sammich betwixt these two chicks too. Guido yes, douche?
What I want to know is, what is going on in the background? Is that a blowup doll, or just a pasty white chick/dude??

7:24 am August, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

The Far Side was classic, loved it!!!. Not much going on here and my brain is slow this AM so I’ll just say the girl on the righ needs to suck her gut in as this pic makes her look preggers.

7:46 am August, 17 mr.reeve said...

Carlos is not quite a douche. He’s like a douche in training. An apprentice if you will. But trust me he will be there sooner than later.
The hotts look like teasers of the cack. Carlos will spend his last borrowed dime to buy them lemon drops for a chance to dry hump them on their college dorm room bunk beds thus leaving him with blue balls and in need of some lotion.

7:49 am August, 17 Mr. White said...

Blonde hott’s look says, “I might let you put it in my butt.”
Brunette hott’s look says, “I’ve got a wiffle ball bat I’m going to put in your butt. And you’ll like it.”

7:51 am August, 17 Mr. White said...

@eliza
That pale apparition in the background is Tonetta, getting ready to bust out a tune.

7:51 am August, 17 Scroteophobic said...

And Carlos’ look says “I’ve got a whiffle bat in my butt and I love it”

8:02 am August, 17 Justin said...

The amazon women on the right is amazing. Gary Larson was amazing as well, in a different way. Midvale School for the Gifted was the best cartoon ever made.

This is my first attempt at a hyperlink code since the change to wordpress, hopefully it works…

8:03 am August, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think this fuckstick changed the oil and rotated my tires this past weekend. I always wondered why that particular Firestone never had a used oil receptacle. Now I know.

8:06 am August, 17 DarkSock said...

This has “Ukrainian Pimp” written all over it. Just sayin’.
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And yeah, what is that in the background? Goolo’s niece?

8:07 am August, 17 DarkSock said...

Chick on the right just might BE Tonetta…

8:10 am August, 17 Captain Garanichode said...

bubblegum boobies look better thru aviators I suppose…

8:20 am August, 17 End the Haberdouchery said...

All-time best Far Side: A dingo ranch is next door to a day care center and all the dingos are up on the fence staring at the babies. Caption: Trouble brewing.

8:21 am August, 17 saulgoode42 said...

That’s why the legacy of Gary Larson & the Far Side must be preserved!
http://www.flamingpie.net/joshgarey/mp3/Sun-House-Far-Side-live.mp3

8:38 am August, 17 DarkSock said...

My favorite:
rtg

8:42 am August, 17 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Aw, c’mon. Carlos is just enjoying his new found free time. He quit his job yesterday.

8:43 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s greasy but what 20 year old isn’t anymore. Clothes aren’t too bad. He’s not orange or swole. No dogtags. No tats. But he is becoming a douchebag with the glasses and necklace. Smile is appropriate with those two fucleable spinners on each arm.

His wingman at rear is a full douchebag for fuccking a pasty discount store blow up doll in a public courtyard.

8:44 am August, 17 DarkSock said...

You think Carlos is creepy? DarkSock can be creepy as well…
sdtr

8:52 am August, 17 Battlescrote Galactica said...

I’m gonna have to call “Notta” on this guy. He has a seemingly genuine smile that lacks the “Douche Aura” which is attributed to the empty, souless stare that a TRUE douche has. (see The Gator)

Granted his mini-faux and bling-chain, provide proof of eminent doom, he also lacks that “get in my van little girl” look, that would really brand him as creepy.

Comparatively speaking, this guy is a saint up against the likes of “King Douchuous the IV”!

9:13 am August, 17 SauceOfTheDouche said...

Yep.

Doubleplus hotchick / undouche.

9:57 am August, 17 dknutty said...

These two hotties should beware of Doug!

http://beniniho.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/far_side_beware_of_doug.png

10:00 am August, 17 Wheezer said...

Carlos’ lifts and nascent fauxhawk make him just about 5’2″.

10:42 am August, 17 Jomomma said...

“excuse me, can I take a picture with you?”

10:45 am August, 17 Haha said...

That guys name is Enrico, he owns Modern Image Signworks in San Diego

10:56 am August, 17 Fun Guys said...

Anyone with a name like enrico must be a douche.

11:01 am August, 17 Hot Chick said...

Blonde: “Ew ew ew, hurry take the picture!”

11:17 am August, 17 Charles Erasmus Douchewin said...

yeah, gotta go nottadouche on Carlos. Greasy, sure. Potential for complete scroatification? Absolutely. But not there yet.

1:16 pm August, 17 Stephanie said...

When his “sign business” takes off, he’ll be gettin’ the tats and the “better Ed Hardy” clothes….then he’ll get the chicks that aren’t jail bait.
What’s the name of his sign shop “Greasy Pimps”?

1:47 pm August, 17 lol said...

He should make a sign that has a big arrow pointing down that says child molester

1:48 pm August, 17 creature said...

Don’t you just love when frosh coeds reach their first dormitory & flush their chastity down the toilet like a freshly creme filled condom?

1:49 pm August, 17 creature said...

many a proud papa cringing right now

1:50 pm August, 17 creature said...

“my daughter just left for college, & she’s getting humped by the custodial staff”

7:50 pm August, 17 Steve L. said...

@ Haha 10:45 AM,

“Modern Image Signworks”? is that like Homer Simpons’s short-lived “Internet King”?

8:49 pm August, 17 Sideshow Bob said...

The best far side toons are the nerds in hell and the school for the gifted. No comment on Diego Dentures and Honey Sugarpussy Jeans.

4:06 am August, 18 Sack O Douche said...

BS, dude is a grade future douche. These two hots are young and not interested in you “Enrico”. Maybe a really bad hand job is in your future from Amazon Chick on the right.

4:09 am August, 18 Sack O Douche said...

Maybe he is Enrico
http://www.myspace.com/modernimagehbsd

8:00 pm August, 18 Anonymous said...

Carlos Spicy Wiener here go ahead!

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