Friday, August 20, 2010
D.J. Jerzey Jackoffsky
When the last fires of civilization’s implosion burn like glowing coals, and the annihilation of our once mighty empire is complete, I’ll still be there.
To mock D.J. Jerzey Jackoffsky’s ridic clownfit.
And hit on Jenny when he’s in the bathroom readjusting his hat.
Why these tilted caps were never big in the 70s:
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Jiffy Pop popcorn
Dude, Kool Moe Dee called. He wants his shades back.
Sonny Crockett called and he wants his shirt back!
That hat is weapons-grade douche.
That hat is made from his girlfriend’s little girl’s pajamas.
Former girlfriend.
I’m off to work – same me a slice of Pear Pie!
Ohhh… I likes me some Jenny and those dreamy bedroom eyes.
I find Jenny attractive, but If I ever found DJ Jerzey I’d slap him.
She just has that look that says, ” Yes you can take me home to meet your mom”, and ” Yes I will fu*! your brains out”. I like that!
Myrna was wise enough to keep her fingers concealed as they strolled through the rheumatoid arthritis convention.
Is “readjusting his hat” what the kids call “worshiping at the glory hole doily” these days?
When DJ Jerz gets done fingering a girl, her womb looks like a slab of uncooked liver that’s been chewed roughly nineteen times.
Scissor cut paper… rock caves in hat!
Jenny falls for the ‘smell my fingers’ gag everytime
… and I bet he has a hell of a time getting rings on and off those craggy digits.
That’s not a hat. It’s a pull-up diaper with a bill.
he’s a spanish uncle… they call him ‘fella tio’
And a price tag of $59.95.
Is that a hat or some old bad window curtains wrapped around Kool Moe Deeznutz Lick’s head?
His fingers are so long he’s the only guy around who can get pickles out of the bottom of boxers.
I’d slap her like the slapwhore she is.
I’d like to screw the one on the right though.
thats no hat …….. that’s a Battle Station!
That hat was originally custom made for this guy
Looks like a PAC-Man ghost landed on his head
This is the Great Gazoo’s casual Friday hat.
She is the love child of Evangeline Lilly and Kate Beckensale.
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Mmmmmmm.
The gayest Yankee hat since this one.
Jerz Jackoffsky is candidate for the weekly.
No, no, his name is Jizz Jackoffsky.
There is no justice if he’s banging that piece of ass.
it’s good to know that Jenny and bathrooms will still exist after the implosion of civilization.
er, are we talking about bathrooms with a hot tub and stuff?
just making sure.
His fingers are so long he bumps the cervix at the first knuckle.
His chim chim fingers are so long his knuckles scrap the floor when he walks.
scrape… WTF?!
this looks like DJ Bello in disguise
Jerzy’s massive head injury left him in a coma for six weeks, and when he finally was released from the hospital, he couldn’t wait to hit his favorite club. So he fashioned a cap out of his mother’s oven mitt to cover the huge bandage on his head and convinced his big sister, Jenny, to be his “date” on his big night out on the town.
By 10:30, mom declared it was bedtime but agreed to snap this picture so they could all remember what a great time they had.