Friday, August 20, 2010

D.J. Jerzey Jackoffsky

When the last fires of civilization’s implosion burn like glowing coals, and the annihilation of our once mighty empire is complete, I’ll still be there.

To mock D.J. Jerzey Jackoffsky’s ridic clownfit.

And hit on Jenny when he’s in the bathroom readjusting his hat.

# posted by douchebag1
11:37 am August, 20 Wheezer said...

Why these tilted caps were never big in the 70s:
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Jiffy Pop popcorn

11:39 am August, 20 mr.reeve said...

Dude, Kool Moe Dee called. He wants his shades back.

11:52 am August, 20 wonderdouche twin said...

Sonny Crockett called and he wants his shirt back!

11:53 am August, 20 Maxim Kovalenko said...

That hat is weapons-grade douche.

11:57 am August, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

That hat is made from his girlfriend’s little girl’s pajamas.
Former girlfriend.

12:15 pm August, 20 Wheezer said...

I’m off to work – same me a slice of Pear Pie!

12:22 pm August, 20 chaserofthehott said...

Ohhh… I likes me some Jenny and those dreamy bedroom eyes.

12:22 pm August, 20 tall guy said...

I find Jenny attractive, but If I ever found DJ Jerzey I’d slap him.

12:23 pm August, 20 chaserofthehott said...

She just has that look that says, ” Yes you can take me home to meet your mom”, and ” Yes I will fu*! your brains out”. I like that!

12:23 pm August, 20 Crucial Head said...

Myrna was wise enough to keep her fingers concealed as they strolled through the rheumatoid arthritis convention.

12:24 pm August, 20 Mr. White said...

Is “readjusting his hat” what the kids call “worshiping at the glory hole doily” these days?

12:26 pm August, 20 Crucial Head said...

When DJ Jerz gets done fingering a girl, her womb looks like a slab of uncooked liver that’s been chewed roughly nineteen times.

12:26 pm August, 20 creature said...

Scissor cut paper… rock caves in hat!

12:27 pm August, 20 creature said...

Jenny falls for the ‘smell my fingers’ gag everytime

12:28 pm August, 20 Crucial Head said...

… and I bet he has a hell of a time getting rings on and off those craggy digits.

12:29 pm August, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

That’s not a hat. It’s a pull-up diaper with a bill.

12:29 pm August, 20 creature said...

he’s a spanish uncle… they call him ‘fella tio’

12:29 pm August, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

And a price tag of $59.95.

12:30 pm August, 20 mr.reeve said...

Is that a hat or some old bad window curtains wrapped around Kool Moe Deeznutz Lick’s head?

12:30 pm August, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His fingers are so long he’s the only guy around who can get pickles out of the bottom of boxers.

12:34 pm August, 20 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

I’d slap her like the slapwhore she is.

12:41 pm August, 20 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

I’d like to screw the one on the right though.

12:49 pm August, 20 Douchesickle said...

thats no hat …….. that’s a Battle Station!

12:50 pm August, 20 Captain Lame said...

That hat was originally custom made for this guy

12:51 pm August, 20 Douchesickle said...

Looks like a PAC-Man ghost landed on his head

12:55 pm August, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

This is the Great Gazoo’s casual Friday hat.

12:58 pm August, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

She is the love child of Evangeline Lilly and Kate Beckensale.
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Mmmmmmm.

1:07 pm August, 20 Captain Lame said...

The gayest Yankee hat since this one.

2:09 pm August, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jerz Jackoffsky is candidate for the weekly.

3:10 pm August, 20 Stephanie said...

No, no, his name is Jizz Jackoffsky.

3:29 pm August, 20 Liberté, Égalité, Douchebaggery said...

There is no justice if he’s banging that piece of ass.

10:41 pm August, 20 Steve L. said...

it’s good to know that Jenny and bathrooms will still exist after the implosion of civilization.
er, are we talking about bathrooms with a hot tub and stuff?
just making sure.

9:45 am August, 21 DarkSock said...

His fingers are so long he bumps the cervix at the first knuckle.

3:24 pm August, 22 Stephanie said...

His chim chim fingers are so long his knuckles scrap the floor when he walks.

3:24 pm August, 22 Stephanie said...

scrape… WTF?!

11:46 am August, 23 inkpad619 said...

this looks like DJ Bello in disguise

11:10 am August, 25 Tom Douchery said...

Jerzy’s massive head injury left him in a coma for six weeks, and when he finally was released from the hospital, he couldn’t wait to hit his favorite club. So he fashioned a cap out of his mother’s oven mitt to cover the huge bandage on his head and convinced his big sister, Jenny, to be his “date” on his big night out on the town.
By 10:30, mom declared it was bedtime but agreed to snap this picture so they could all remember what a great time they had.

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