Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Battle Beyond the Tards

Who will win this battle of finely sculpted chin pubes and hair grease for the three Trampy Hott’s sexy hearts (and by hearts, I mean boobs)?

The battle will be epic. And by epic, I mean strangely cartoonish.

# posted by douchebag1
9:22 am August, 24 Crucial Head said...

This must be the set of The Gaytrix: Fully Choaded.

9:25 am August, 24 Crucial Head said...

The Gaytrix: Anal Lotions.

9:26 am August, 24 Deltus said...

This must be the set of Crouching Taintstain, Hidden Douchewank.
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BTW, is this “Rebel Spirit” nonsense a brand, akin to Ed Hardy? I’ve not heard of it before.

9:26 am August, 24 mr.reeve said...

Gay magicians have rights too!

9:28 am August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m still trying to get Vest Guy’s golden globes out of my head.

To be in this situation those girls have got to be whores. They would fucck you like Halliburton.

9:28 am August, 24 Eliza Douchecoo said...

looks like a douchebag tradeshow, didn’t know they had those, can’t wait to see what fucced up shit they’ll be wearing and what hair products they’ll be using, the suspense is killing me.

9:28 am August, 24 Deltus said...

Oh no, it is a brand! http://www.rebelspiritclothing.com
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The Virus is fighting back.

9:29 am August, 24 doucheintheheartoftexas said...

If that’s the Rebel Spirit, no wonder we lost the war.

9:30 am August, 24 Deltus said...

This must be the set of Enter The Douchebag.

9:31 am August, 24 Eliza Douchecoo said...

^deltus
I checked out that link, $85 t-shirts, what a bargain.

9:33 am August, 24 UFO Destroyers said...

Robot Chicken is more connected with real life than these two LARPers.

9:33 am August, 24 doucheintheheartoftexas said...

So their tag line is “a royal way of life” — we can only hope their next promotional stunt is speeding through the streets of paris chased by paparazzi….

What, too soon?

9:35 am August, 24 mr.reeve said...

Lance picked up Bruce and shouted, this.

9:42 am August, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Rebel Spirit. That’s what you’ve got. You and you alone. You walk your own dark, lonely path and you don’t give a flying f*ck what anyone thinks. You cut against the grain, swim against the tide, cross against the light, and stick you finger in the face of corporate America with a deep, throaty “F*CK YOU” for good measure. You drink your beer out of a shit filled cup because you like the extra body. Nobody understands you and that just fine with you. STEAMROLLA BITCH! You’re a loner, a warrior, a Rebel.
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That’s why you buy our stuff, our Rebel Spirit© stuff. Because you’re different. Just like everybody else who buys Rebel Spirit© stuff. Only you buy Rebel Spirit© from our website because that’s the way you steamroll.
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In finer stores now…discount stores sooner than you think. Rebel Spirit©, because you just think you’re special.

9:43 am August, 24 Dicy said...

Ninja Asstaints.

I tried.

9:45 am August, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Avatard: The Last Nairbender

9:47 am August, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Fill Bill: Volume I

9:47 am August, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Fill Bill: Volume Poo

9:52 am August, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

How did the ghost of Richard Nixon manage to get trapped in that shirt?

9:54 am August, 24 Bag Margera said...

This looks like a scene from Scott Pilgrim vs. another douche.

9:57 am August, 24 Deltus said...

G.I. Choad: The Rise of Smegma

9:59 am August, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Trannyformers: Douchebag in Disguise

10:06 am August, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Fung Poo Hustle???
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Why do I have a feeling that the brilliance of Carl Douglas’ “Kung Fu Fighting” was playing in the background as these 2 Gaylords of the Prance were doing what ever it is they were doing.
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A little comic relief

10:32 am August, 24 smackdouche said...

Photo #2:
Douche Vader, Dark Choad of the Shit
“If this is a diplomatic mission, then where is the Ambassador? Where are the Rebel Spirit plans?”

10:32 am August, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

A royal way of life. As in swing shift manager at White Castle or Burger King.
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STEAMROLLA BITCHES!

10:50 am August, 24 scrotum pole said...

“Everybody was bung poo fighting”

11:00 am August, 24 sparkler fight said...

The winner will be disappeared by Criss Angel. WTF does one of em have cornrows?!

11:02 am August, 24 Baleen said...

Now in the Craptagon, Anal Spoon vs. Herp McTaint.

11:08 am August, 24 Hong Kong Douchey said...

Jackie Chan, Jr. IS “Super Choad!”

11:09 am August, 24 Hong Kong Douchey said...

“Rumble in the Douche”

11:16 am August, 24 Bagwood said...

It’s the Flailing Dorito Brothers.

11:31 am August, 24 melvil duchi said...

Douchemon – got to mock them all!

11:47 am August, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Rebel Spirit….somehow I don’t think they qualify as Minutemen.

Wait a minute…the HOTTS aren’t the least bit interested.

Slam, bam, thank you ma’am’ers. I stand corrected.

11:49 am August, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Did anyone else search in vain for the tiniest Holy Triangle on the hott at the left?
Or was everyone taken aback by the gymnastics display?
Thought so.

11:52 am August, 24 skrag2112 said...

It’ll be like Alien vs Predator. Whoever wins, we lose.

12:17 pm August, 24 Condouchious said...

@Whoop-Di-Douche: I admittedly combed the picture in search for Triangle.

House of Flying ‘baggers

12:24 pm August, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

Scrotato 10:32 FTW!
I didn’t bother clicking the links, I decided today would be a really inconvenient time to claw out my eyeballs. But I will say, “Royal way of life? What’s royal about a T-shirt?”

12:24 pm August, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

Enter The ‘Baggin

12:29 pm August, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

Game Of Douche

12:32 pm August, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

Big Trouble In Little Jersey

12:37 pm August, 24 Condouchious said...

‘Baggin Ballz Z

12:37 pm August, 24 DarkSock said...

I see this picture and in my mind all I hear is
“BUCK BUCK BUCK SPE-KAKK! SPEE-CACCKKK!!!!!”.

12:40 pm August, 24 Wedgie said...

Smells like Rebel Spirit.
Kurt Cobain just killed himself again.

12:41 pm August, 24 Freddie said...

“Carlito’s Gay”

12:56 pm August, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I guess they didn’t have a volleyball net to re-create the homo-erotic volleyball scene in Top Gun? Were there no saddles available for their Brokeback Mountain love scene (I can’t quit you Gay Bob!)? I’ve seen less gay things while walking through The Castro District.

12:59 pm August, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

In a tribute to Mr White:
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Here we see Won Fat Ho and I. P. Freely practicing for their fight scene in the soon to be released “Enter the Exit”.

1:27 pm August, 24 The Know said...

There are days in which I question my maturity for mocking. There are days in which I see things like this and I kick puppies. Both of which are wrong.

2:03 pm August, 24 massengill said...

Worst of the Worst

2:04 pm August, 24 massengill said...

The Five Douchey Venoms

2:22 pm August, 24 Steve L. said...

Dung Fu Hustle

2:22 pm August, 24 Steve L. said...

Forbidden Douchedom

2:24 pm August, 24 Steve L. said...

House of Flying Douchebags

2:41 pm August, 24 massengill said...

Kickdoucher

2:43 pm August, 24 massengill said...

Pudsport

3:23 pm August, 24 DarkSock said...

Excellent “Battle Beyond The Stars” reference, Boss. I loved that movie and the other 15 films that Corman cannabalized its special effects from as stock footage.
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Any film directed by the late great skinflint Roger Corman, starring John-Boy, Robert Vaughn, John Saxon and George Peppard, feature a starship that has a fairly decent set of tits, is going to be classic.
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Little known fact: the special effects guy got canned early on, so John Corman promoted the gangly kid that was his assistant: a young James Cameron.
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The ship’s big pendulous 70’s all natural tits give me wood still, to this day. Like, right now.
asdfsd

3:36 pm August, 24 Deltus said...

Rocket scientists have theorized that a big, pendulous set of mamms on an interstellar spacecraft could give it the subspace neutrino dynamic necessary for faster than light propulsion.
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True story.

3:39 pm August, 24 douche bagel said...

i bet “house of the rising douche” is playing i the background

10:21 pm August, 24 Guid is Good said...

I’m guessing those not so Hotts spend a lot of their working lives on their knees.

11:04 pm August, 24 Bigue said...

I love how the Hotts absolutely don’t give a shite about those 2 douche, but just smiling at the camera or chatting together.
Nothing’s better than attention seeking douches (pleonasm, yes) who don’t get any attention.

5:53 am August, 25 mr.reeve said...

Douche Wars

Cybag

The Expuddables

6:10 am August, 25 mr.reeve said...

Jean Claude Van Douche in Double Impud

6:22 am August, 25 menschenjaeger said...

The hott on the far right. I love her. That is all.

Except that PUDSPORT made me laugh milk out my nose…AND I’M NOT EVEN DRINKING MILK :O

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