Friday, August 13, 2010
Friday Haiku
DJ Hacky Hack,
Nadja reconsiders,
“Was Ukraine that bad?”
Friday the Thirteenth,
Triscrotedoucheaphobia:
Fear of pec reveal
— Wheezer
Boris shows off waxed chest
and hopes Nadja drinks
Ruffy filled Cape Cod
— mr.reeve
D & G dogtag
Douchebag diabetic shock
No sugar added
— Horace Dangleballs
Douche preens for the cam
Nadja wonders silently
“Do I smell Prep H?”
— Crucial Head
Athletes trained from birth
Their whole lives commited to
Pairs Thousand Yard Stare
— Mr. Scrotato Head
Oleg rocks Kiev
Massive E hit kicks in hard
Ignores Natasha
— SonnyChibaChoad
La Douchebag Loca!
She Bangs! She Bangs! He takes it!
Ricky Martin’s straight?
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Friday the Thirteenth,
Triscrotedoucheaphobia:
Fear of pec reveal
Boris shows off waxed chest
and hopes Nadja drinks
Ruffy filled Cape Cod
A single dog tag,
A Chest Shave Reveal…His lips
need a baseball bat.
No sugar added?
How about I rub some salt
In douchebag’s axe wound?
Cassette tape necklace
Gift from his prison inmate
Recorded their moans.
Boris was KGB
Killed many of a Rusky
Nadja’s eyes say “HELP!”
Neck bling as pull toys:
I pull on hers, I see boobs
His, he chokes. Win-Win!
Dogtags represent
Battle against his gayness
Happy Prop 8 passed.
Douche & ‘Baggana
Fashion of choice for choadwanks
No need for four walls.
Hott holds the chalice
Filled with her menstrual juices
No sugar added!
Svetlana dyes hair
to match top; I’d like to see
carpet/drapes combo
Low budget vampire
Film shoot for: ‘E-coli Lips”
Teens drink deep, the douche.
“The Expendables”:
Her clothing, his…..everything;
a box office smash
D & G dogtag
Douchebag diabetic shock
No sugar added
Such sweet brunette lips
Beg to be ensconced uponst
My hardened skin-stake.
Dim wit, low IQ
Huge fan of Mach 3 razor
Use it to slash wrists
No sugar added?
Hope today’s Ass Pear ain’t tame.
See what I did there?
New Nair model shows
the product really works!
Nadja shows her new boobs
Wait! That’s no dog tag!
Looks like a micro cassette???
He’s an OfficeDouche?
This is copied from another page that has posts from only Scrotato Head and me. We are in a parallel universe?
Smug Mug McDogtag:
“Are you looking at her boobs?!
‘Cuz mines is better”
No sugar added
Same with poo it is just there
He is a turd for life
Oleg rocks Kiev
Massive E hit kicks in hard
Ignores Natasha
Twiight fans, premier
In the back blond Elvira
Passes on douche neck
His shirt pops open
Each time he expels feces
The face doth not lie.
Gel-haired leaning douche
Zombie stares at camera
Ignores sweet shoulder
Natalia holds
urine sample of clubber
douche. Kids, don’t do drugs.
Open shirt, hairless
Nadja’s shoulder smooth as silk
Douche makes me vomit.
Choad holds the title
“Most Boring Man in the World”
Nadja falls asleep
Boobs are a plenty
So is shaved chest Vlade
Motor boat and scissor slash
She holds his drink glass
while he mugs for camera;
Mr. White, barkeep?
Bag M & I both
have “piss in glass” idea:
he was first with it.
Hacky pees his pants
Then calls over nurse Nadja
“Please change my Depends?”
Mr Scrotato Head’s post from the ‘Other Side’. What is going on here? Am I part of DB1’s massive hangover??
.
La Douchebag Loca!
She Bangs! She Bangs! He takes it!
Ricky Martin’s straight?
Wonder Twin Jayna
Dumped Zan to hang with douchebag
Regret in her eyes
Douche preens for the cam
Nadja wonders silently
“Do I smell Prep H?”
Ricky Martin wants
to let you know he’s still a
douche, even if gay.
“Regret in her eyes” –
that gets Horace on front page;
take it to the bank
Cranberry cocktail
Contains a surprise for Jill
Jack’s roofies, of course
Thirty brings about
need to party like old times;
dignity still lost.
Hott holds on to cup
Known by religious scholars
As The Holy Fail.
Curse you DB1
All my posts are in some thread
Lost in the ether
Thanks DealornoD
I was mumbling in limbo
Time to re-create!
Crucial Head’s Haiku’s
Are burning up this thread page.
Vaporize the douche.
Arm wrapped in plastic
She knows how to treat her man
Like a meat puppet
Parallel pages?
I’d like to be tangent to
Ludmilla’s ass curves
Tiny martini
Or a pair of mutant thags?
I’m going with thags
His dog tags are so
douchey, shirt buttons try to
disassociate.
Igor patiently
Waits behind them for roofies
In Boris to work.
Black is slimming
He’d look good with a black belt
cinched around his neck
Scrotato, Franklyn:
don’t let the humor be lost
Copy and paste madly!
Copy, paste madly*
.
(ARRRRRGGGHHHHH!)
Scrotato and I
Are now back from the beyond
But we would win there.
Her shoulder reveal
Beats his chest reveal hands down
Around my penis
It’s crowded in here
And your haikus all kick ass
I miss the ether
Just remember this:
Back in Soviet Russia,
shoulder suckle you.
Dmitri fills drawers;
his relief outmatched by the
smell of his Pootin.
Chest reveal exposes
Shaved chest, empty skull, bad taste
Poor judgement, and poo.
Nadja holds the cup
Catching DJ douchebags drool
then she hands him drink
His lips are more full
than hers. Has he been punched lots?
I know I wanna.
Athletes trained from birth
Their whole lives commited to
Pairs Thousand Yard Stare
In Russia, woman
date rapes you… sounds fun. But this
guy will get strap-on.
Before the Wall fell
Europe was safe from his kind
Bring back the gulags!
He tells her “I spy.”
Don’t believe him. KGB?
More like STD.
Help him reminisce
for old country. Toss him lit
Molotov cocktail.
Down in Dorky Park,
Broseph Ballin’ attempts his
Great Purge in packed club.
.
The smell of cabbage
will still not be as bad as
this inhuman boil.
Updates on a Mac,
Confuse WordPress, Apple crap,
Steve Jobs can suck it.
Impotent bastard
stands next to hot and tries to
remember boners.
Great work, baghunters!
More Friday hilarity
starts weekend off well!
Nadja and Hacky
On top secret mission must
Find Moose and Squirrel
Hott at very back
looks sad. She now knows where gas
fentanyl comes from
Franklyn saves haiku
Good on you. Would have been lost
In parallel world
It’s hard to get in
But once inside you don’t leave
Club Chernobyl rocks!
In my parallel
Universe, pool cue hottie
Is in HoH.
Dmitri reveals
Russian fire scorching. Nadja
elects cianide.
OOPs. I get credit
For bringing SCROTATO’s post
Back from the ether.
“Did they just lock doors?”
She muses. “Why is there gas
Coming from cieling?”
“Ceiling” not “Cieling”
It’s called a dictionary
You should try it…schmuck.
No worries FDD
At least it didn’t get lost
Haiku Friday rocks
Dogtag bling un-earned
Chest-shaven, pec-reveal turdscrote.
Dishonorable discharge.
Chernobyl makes his
hair fall out. But his douchness’
radioactive.
creatch was stuck also
with Scrotato & Franklyn
lost bitchin Haikus
Hott was girl scout
prepared for Tiny Tony
wears condom on chain
Tony liked bangles
while being piston fisted
constipated now
frontpage elusive
whilst stuck in Haiku closet
glory hole really
“No Sugar Added”
but plenty of syrupy
chest reveal sneaks by.
Genius of Crucial
is that salty comment he
made: my thoughts, also.
@Creature
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“Glory hole” no doubt
My haikus echoed off walls
Like motorboat farts
If he squeezes her
arse one more time, drink goes down
the deep-vee shirt, fwttt!
Gnaw-worthy shoulder,
lickable moobs-abs, sweat it
out in flesh battle.
For ev’ry missing
chest hair, her bangs grew long as
Pinnochio’s nose.
Her circlet neck charm,
his rectangle ‘tag, li’l Flat-
land nookie symbols.
I know that I have
Laid eyes on him before. Is
That Predator ‘Bag?
I’m probably wrong
But I think that this douchebag
Might be The Flea Cone
Buffalo Beast Girl
Is badly disgusted by
Poor man’s reveal Khan
Smug on his face and
soon that douche is to get some
wine on all over too
DJ Hacky Hack
Have we seen your mug before?
Super Bagio?
Boris does the living la vida loca
in the Chernobyl acid rain
face eventually melts.
his eyebrows belie
many months of unpaid rent.
but hott doesn’t know.
Yo Adrian…
THAT MUTHAFUCKA –
Long missing from this site, says:
“I’m post one hundred”