Friday, August 13, 2010

Friday Haiku

DJ Hacky Hack,
Nadja reconsiders,
“Was Ukraine that bad?”

Friday the Thirteenth,
Triscrotedoucheaphobia:
Fear of pec reveal

— Wheezer

Boris shows off waxed chest
and hopes Nadja drinks
Ruffy filled Cape Cod

— mr.reeve

D & G dogtag
Douchebag diabetic shock
No sugar added

— Horace Dangleballs

Douche preens for the cam
Nadja wonders silently
“Do I smell Prep H?”

— Crucial Head

Athletes trained from birth
Their whole lives commited to
Pairs Thousand Yard Stare

— Mr. Scrotato Head

Oleg rocks Kiev
Massive E hit kicks in hard
Ignores Natasha

— SonnyChibaChoad

La Douchebag Loca!
She Bangs! She Bangs! He takes it!
Ricky Martin’s straight?

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

# posted by douchebag1
7:09 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

Friday the Thirteenth,
Triscrotedoucheaphobia:
Fear of pec reveal

7:10 am August, 13 mr.reeve said...

Boris shows off waxed chest
and hopes Nadja drinks
Ruffy filled Cape Cod

7:10 am August, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

A single dog tag,
A Chest Shave Reveal…His lips
need a baseball bat.

7:10 am August, 13 Crucial Head said...

No sugar added?
How about I rub some salt
In douchebag’s axe wound?

7:12 am August, 13 Crucial Head said...

Cassette tape necklace
Gift from his prison inmate
Recorded their moans.

7:12 am August, 13 mr.reeve said...

Boris was KGB
Killed many of a Rusky
Nadja’s eyes say “HELP!”

7:13 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

Neck bling as pull toys:
I pull on hers, I see boobs
His, he chokes. Win-Win!

7:15 am August, 13 Crucial Head said...

Dogtags represent
Battle against his gayness
Happy Prop 8 passed.

7:16 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

Douche & ‘Baggana
Fashion of choice for choadwanks
No need for four walls.

7:17 am August, 13 Crucial Head said...

Hott holds the chalice
Filled with her menstrual juices
No sugar added!

7:18 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

Svetlana dyes hair
to match top; I’d like to see
carpet/drapes combo

7:19 am August, 13 Crucial Head said...

Low budget vampire
Film shoot for: ‘E-coli Lips”
Teens drink deep, the douche.

7:21 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

“The Expendables”:
Her clothing, his…..everything;
a box office smash

7:21 am August, 13 Horace Dangleballs said...

D & G dogtag
Douchebag diabetic shock
No sugar added

7:21 am August, 13 Crucial Head said...

Such sweet brunette lips
Beg to be ensconced uponst
My hardened skin-stake.

7:22 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Dim wit, low IQ
Huge fan of Mach 3 razor
Use it to slash wrists

7:22 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

No sugar added?
Hope today’s Ass Pear ain’t tame.
See what I did there?

7:22 am August, 13 mr.reeve said...

New Nair model shows
the product really works!
Nadja shows her new boobs

7:23 am August, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Wait! That’s no dog tag!
Looks like a micro cassette???
He’s an OfficeDouche?

This is copied from another page that has posts from only Scrotato Head and me. We are in a parallel universe?

7:23 am August, 13 saulgoode42 said...

Smug Mug McDogtag:
“Are you looking at her boobs?!
‘Cuz mines is better”

7:23 am August, 13 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

No sugar added
Same with poo it is just there
He is a turd for life

7:23 am August, 13 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Oleg rocks Kiev
Massive E hit kicks in hard
Ignores Natasha

7:24 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Twiight fans, premier
In the back blond Elvira
Passes on douche neck

7:24 am August, 13 Crucial Head said...

His shirt pops open
Each time he expels feces
The face doth not lie.

7:24 am August, 13 Horace Dangleballs said...

Gel-haired leaning douche
Zombie stares at camera
Ignores sweet shoulder

7:25 am August, 13 Bag Margera said...

Natalia holds
urine sample of clubber
douche. Kids, don’t do drugs.

7:26 am August, 13 Claude Douchenburg said...

Open shirt, hairless
Nadja’s shoulder smooth as silk
Douche makes me vomit.

7:26 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Choad holds the title
“Most Boring Man in the World”
Nadja falls asleep

7:26 am August, 13 mr.reeve said...

Boobs are a plenty
So is shaved chest Vlade
Motor boat and scissor slash

7:26 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

She holds his drink glass
while he mugs for camera;
Mr. White, barkeep?

7:27 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

Bag M & I both
have “piss in glass” idea:
he was first with it.

7:28 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Hacky pees his pants
Then calls over nurse Nadja
“Please change my Depends?”

7:28 am August, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Mr Scrotato Head’s post from the ‘Other Side’. What is going on here? Am I part of DB1’s massive hangover??
.
La Douchebag Loca!
She Bangs! She Bangs! He takes it!
Ricky Martin’s straight?

7:28 am August, 13 Horace Dangleballs said...

Wonder Twin Jayna
Dumped Zan to hang with douchebag
Regret in her eyes

7:28 am August, 13 Crucial Head said...

Douche preens for the cam
Nadja wonders silently
“Do I smell Prep H?”

7:29 am August, 13 Bag Margera said...

Ricky Martin wants
to let you know he’s still a
douche, even if gay.

7:30 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

“Regret in her eyes” –
that gets Horace on front page;
take it to the bank

7:30 am August, 13 saulgoode42 said...

Cranberry cocktail
Contains a surprise for Jill
Jack’s roofies, of course

7:32 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

Thirty brings about
need to party like old times;
dignity still lost.

7:32 am August, 13 Crucial Head said...

Hott holds on to cup
Known by religious scholars
As The Holy Fail.

7:33 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Curse you DB1
All my posts are in some thread
Lost in the ether

7:34 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Thanks DealornoD
I was mumbling in limbo
Time to re-create!

7:34 am August, 13 Claude Douchenburg said...

Crucial Head’s Haiku’s
Are burning up this thread page.
Vaporize the douche.

7:34 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Arm wrapped in plastic
She knows how to treat her man
Like a meat puppet

7:35 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

Parallel pages?
I’d like to be tangent to
Ludmilla’s ass curves

7:35 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Tiny martini
Or a pair of mutant thags?
I’m going with thags

7:35 am August, 13 Bag Margera said...

His dog tags are so
douchey, shirt buttons try to
disassociate.

7:36 am August, 13 Crucial Head said...

Igor patiently
Waits behind them for roofies
In Boris to work.

7:36 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Black is slimming
He’d look good with a black belt
cinched around his neck

7:36 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

Scrotato, Franklyn:
don’t let the humor be lost
Copy and paste madly!

7:37 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

Copy, paste madly*
.
(ARRRRRGGGHHHHH!)

7:38 am August, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Scrotato and I
Are now back from the beyond
But we would win there.

7:38 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her shoulder reveal
Beats his chest reveal hands down
Around my penis

7:39 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

It’s crowded in here
And your haikus all kick ass
I miss the ether

7:40 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

Just remember this:
Back in Soviet Russia,
shoulder suckle you.

7:42 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

Dmitri fills drawers;
his relief outmatched by the
smell of his Pootin.

7:42 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Chest reveal exposes
Shaved chest, empty skull, bad taste
Poor judgement, and poo.

7:43 am August, 13 Claude Douchenburg said...

Nadja holds the cup
Catching DJ douchebags drool
then she hands him drink

7:43 am August, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

His lips are more full
than hers. Has he been punched lots?
I know I wanna.

7:45 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Athletes trained from birth
Their whole lives commited to
Pairs Thousand Yard Stare

7:45 am August, 13 Bag Margera said...

In Russia, woman
date rapes you… sounds fun. But this
guy will get strap-on.

7:48 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Before the Wall fell
Europe was safe from his kind
Bring back the gulags!

7:50 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

He tells her “I spy.”
Don’t believe him. KGB?
More like STD.

7:52 am August, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Help him reminisce
for old country. Toss him lit
Molotov cocktail.

7:55 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

Down in Dorky Park,
Broseph Ballin’ attempts his
Great Purge in packed club.
.
The smell of cabbage
will still not be as bad as
this inhuman boil.

7:57 am August, 13 admin said...

Updates on a Mac,
Confuse WordPress, Apple crap,
Steve Jobs can suck it.

7:57 am August, 13 Bag Margera said...

Impotent bastard
stands next to hot and tries to
remember boners.

7:59 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

Great work, baghunters!
More Friday hilarity
starts weekend off well!

7:59 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Nadja and Hacky
On top secret mission must
Find Moose and Squirrel

8:02 am August, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hott at very back
looks sad. She now knows where gas
fentanyl comes from

8:02 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Franklyn saves haiku
Good on you. Would have been lost
In parallel world

8:05 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

It’s hard to get in
But once inside you don’t leave
Club Chernobyl rocks!

8:06 am August, 13 Mortimer Thunderknuckle said...

In my parallel
Universe, pool cue hottie
Is in HoH.

8:09 am August, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Dmitri reveals
Russian fire scorching. Nadja
elects cianide.

8:13 am August, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

OOPs. I get credit
For bringing SCROTATO’s post
Back from the ether.

8:14 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

“Did they just lock doors?”
She muses. “Why is there gas
Coming from cieling?”

8:15 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

“Ceiling” not “Cieling”
It’s called a dictionary
You should try it…schmuck.

8:17 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

No worries FDD
At least it didn’t get lost
Haiku Friday rocks

8:18 am August, 13 Battlescrote Galactica said...

Dogtag bling un-earned
Chest-shaven, pec-reveal turdscrote.
Dishonorable discharge.

8:22 am August, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Chernobyl makes his
hair fall out. But his douchness’
radioactive.

8:24 am August, 13 creature said...

creatch was stuck also
with Scrotato & Franklyn
lost bitchin Haikus

8:25 am August, 13 creature said...

Hott was girl scout
prepared for Tiny Tony
wears condom on chain

8:26 am August, 13 creature said...

Tony liked bangles
while being piston fisted
constipated now

8:30 am August, 13 creature said...

frontpage elusive
whilst stuck in Haiku closet
glory hole really

8:31 am August, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

“No Sugar Added”
but plenty of syrupy
chest reveal sneaks by.

8:33 am August, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Genius of Crucial
is that salty comment he
made: my thoughts, also.

8:37 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Creature
.
“Glory hole” no doubt
My haikus echoed off walls
Like motorboat farts

8:40 am August, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

If he squeezes her
arse one more time, drink goes down
the deep-vee shirt, fwttt!

8:44 am August, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Gnaw-worthy shoulder,
lickable moobs-abs, sweat it
out in flesh battle.

8:47 am August, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

For ev’ry missing
chest hair, her bangs grew long as
Pinnochio’s nose.

8:51 am August, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Her circlet neck charm,
his rectangle ‘tag, li’l Flat-
land nookie symbols.

8:53 am August, 13 massengill said...

I know that I have
Laid eyes on him before. Is
That Predator ‘Bag?

8:56 am August, 13 massengill said...

I’m probably wrong
But I think that this douchebag
Might be The Flea Cone

9:09 am August, 13 DoucheBigue said...

Buffalo Beast Girl
Is badly disgusted by
Poor man’s reveal Khan

9:17 am August, 13 DoucheBigue said...

Smug on his face and
soon that douche is to get some
wine on all over too

9:31 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

DJ Hacky Hack
Have we seen your mug before?
Super Bagio?

11:53 am August, 13 Stephanie said...

Boris does the living la vida loca
in the Chernobyl acid rain
face eventually melts.

10:01 pm August, 14 Steve L. said...

his eyebrows belie
many months of unpaid rent.
but hott doesn’t know.

1:47 am August, 17 Wordsworth said...

Yo Adrian…

6:38 am August, 17 THAT MUTHAFUCKA said...

THAT MUTHAFUCKA –
Long missing from this site, says:
“I’m post one hundred”

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