Monday, August 2, 2010

Joey Hoverbag

Joey Hoverbag just can’t help ruining a good drunk developing sapphic moment between the Laura Sisters just as it begins to form. It’s just who he is.

And for that, he is a douchebag, even if he does nothing else at all.

But of course, he will. Ruin another pic, even if it’s just with his hand.

For that, and that alone, Joey Hoverbag, you are a douche.

# posted by douchebag1
12:55 pm August, 2 Wheezer said...

Thank goodness the flab in the second pic is covered with a shirt!

12:56 pm August, 2 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

elvis is alive, and he is a douche

1:04 pm August, 2 Captain Lame said...

The Hoverboard is the greatest invention that hasn’t been made yet. The Hoverdouche is an atrocity that shouldn’t have been. Doc Brown needs to find away to go back in time and stop Joeys parents from dancing at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance. Then maybe we can all watch ‘bag hunting self gratification as he is erased from existence…

1:07 pm August, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

Good ole fashioned WOOO Hotts, and whats with the gunt in the 2nd pic? there’s no reason for that

1:07 pm August, 2 Crucial Head said...

If Jay Leno and Danny Hoch had the type of consensual gay sex that led to Jay becoming pregnant and eventually giving birth through his nostril… this hoverbag would be that offspring.

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If I had consensual, missionary-style, 25 second sex with these ladies and they both became pregnant before eventually giving birth… our offspring would rule the world…

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…and I’d be divorced.

1:07 pm August, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Captain Lame

Nice “Back to the Future” reference. The young Scrotator tots have acquired an appreciation for Marty McFly.

1:08 pm August, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would like to minor in the study of these two spinners labia majora Assistant Dean Schwartz.

1:12 pm August, 2 tall guy said...

Laura sister left, with those semi-dimples, is cuteness. Although the slight robustness of Laura sister right, with her sturdy arms and meaty mid-section isn’t something I’d overlook either. Joey, with his greased-up hair, dopey eyes and oversized nose, is everything that defines wrong.

1:21 pm August, 2 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Boobs.

That is all.

1:23 pm August, 2 Captain Garanichode said...

Laura meet Laura, Laura meet Laura… It’s sapphic time!

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Drunk hover-cablesac photoshop be gone…

1:28 pm August, 2 BeerGeek said...

I for one say “Thank God for the Hoverbag.” Without him this picture would never had made the site. The pluses far out weigh the minuses in this picture so I say “Thank you, Hoverbag.” And feel free to hover over as many tasty hott on hotts as you can possibly find.

1:37 pm August, 2 Vin Douchal said...

These gals have stuck their fingers in each other’s various finger stickable places often , at least in my mind’s eye.

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Those two fingers in photo two have been nowhere but up Joey Hoverbag’s nose and ass, not necessarily in that order

1:44 pm August, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Hoverbag, your job is done. Now why don’t you go back to lying under the Michelob Ultra tap like a good boy.

@STEVE L.

I’m heading back up to Richmond BC today and will be there tomorrow night. Drop me an e-mail if you can link up anywhere tonight or late tomorrow for a few beers. Let me know if you need my e-mail again.

1:45 pm August, 2 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’d hipcheck him right out of the picture. Then I’d give him a slash, a cross check, and top it off with everyone’s favorite, a high stick. Enjoy your broken nose, bunkie!

2:29 pm August, 2 Bagnonymous said...

In the second pic, Joey Hoverbag proudly offers forth a third available semen repository for anybody who might be interested. “F*ck the cup, just pour it in my hands…”

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Just be a trooper, Joey, and take it in the face like the other two behind you…

2:35 pm August, 2 doucheywallnuts said...

I’m not all that upset with Joey’s hoverbagging in this instance as – sapphic potential aside – these chicks are not really hot. And as for his hand in the second picture, I’d like to thank Joey for ably blocking Fatty Bleethy Blondy’s gunt and C-section scar, which is clearly visible in the first photo.

2:42 pm August, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

In the second pic we see Laura 1 unleash her power of titnosis over Laura 2. It works by… oh, you all know how it works.

2:46 pm August, 2 scrotum pole said...

Give Joey a break. This dude is so baked he doesn’t remember where he parked his car, and is more interested in the taco salad he’s spied across the room, than the bleached blondes and their mascara.

3:30 pm August, 2 CHARLTONHESTON said...

MAN THE HARPOONS

3:35 pm August, 2 DarkSock said...

He’s the bad puppet in the “Saw” movies, right?

3:43 pm August, 2 Mr. Biggs said...

Oh but Laura has such a charming bosomy smile I can almost ignore hoverbag there. Almost.

3:49 pm August, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Joey Hoverbag is the Italian Elvis, and these two extremely hotchicks are lightly seasoned, stuffed and basted and ready for a scrotisserie chicken rollaround on the spit. Bless’a my soul!

5:26 pm August, 2 St. Zinky said...

Make me a sandwich!

5:55 pm August, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

Dear Joey, I hate you. Sincerely, Medusa Oblongata.

10:28 pm August, 2 Stephanie said...

It’s the ghost of Dean Martin looking over their shoulders.

10:32 pm August, 2 Douchble Helix said...

It’s actually Joey Hoverbagadonuts. Love child of Armand Assanti and Andy Garcia circa Godfather 3D.

10:34 pm August, 2 Douchble Helix said...

Nothing wrong with a little blond tummy, BUT GREAT JESUS, what is that in the white t-shirt in pic 2? That aint Joey, his hand is coming from a different direction altogether.

1:28 am August, 3 tall guy said...

After reading Douchywallnuts post and confirming his C-section observation, I wondered if they could be mother and daughter.

7:12 am August, 3 Douchelips said...

Yup, that’s a young Elvis alright. Alive and still a douchebag.

7:24 am August, 3 mr.reeve said...

Pic 2 is delightful. Joey needs a kick in the pants. Front or back doesn’t matter. At least he only kinda ruined pic 2 where left blonde is showing off her extra long shirt or really short skirt. YIKES!

7:51 am August, 3 Webalot said...

NATCH = naturals …

natch.

3:28 pm August, 3 Steve L. said...

that’s not a hoverbag. that’s shoulder fungus.

6:27 am August, 4 Douche Cassidy and the Bagling Kid said...

I gotta give Joey credit here. These are two cuties with cleavage goodness and nicely harnessed stress balls. But if it weren’t for Joey, we’d never get to drool over their mammeries. This site is HCWDB not Hotchicks.com. We need the scrote to mock in order to get the hot.

So thank you Joey for ruining the Laura Sisters’ picture and giving me a reason to live, if for just one more day.

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