Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Lets Play “What’s In The Pail?”


Hey, kids!!

Time to play another round of the game that’s sweeping the nation, “What’s In The Pail?” Okay, you ready?… here goes…

What’s in the pail? Is it:

A. A half filled bottle of Jägermeister with six pills of rophynol only half dissolved

B. The shattered remnants of Wendy’s once intact pride, hope, and plans for a viable future

C. The third hieroglyphic symbol that will unlock Jake’s shirt and reveal Da Vinci’s hidden Jesus pacifier.

D. Jake’s other set of dentures

# posted by douchebag1
11:42 am August, 17 mr.reeve said...

I choose A, but the second C is another option.
Wendy looks very curvey from bottom to boobs.

11:43 am August, 17 Bag A said...

Time to milk the funbags?

11:48 am August, 17 Wheezer said...

I’m gonna make like Dave Thomas and get behind Wendy’s counter tops.
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OK, can anyone help me decipher that?

11:52 am August, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Uh Boss, not to be an asshole, but the alphabet only has 1 “C” in it.
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I’m going for D) ice. Why? It looks like they’re in the organ smuggling business and business is good. Obviously the plan is to fill the bathtub with ice after Wendy brings the victim/donor back to the room. Then Smilin’ Jake removes said organs, implants them into Wendy’s chest, and then meets the Russian mobsters for a drink in the hotel bar later. Wendy has to keep her “mamms” on ice too in order to get top dollar for the organs.

12:00 pm August, 17 smackdouche said...

Thanks Wendy for helping me try to forget P2P Pamela.

12:03 pm August, 17 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

D. The remnants of his credit card that the motel clerk just cut up.

12:05 pm August, 17 Vin Douchal said...

E. The bicycle pump to inflate Wendy’s ass

12:05 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Damn you Dr.Bunsen. It is D) and I made up a similar reason after you read my glorious mind.

That devilish smile betrays the fact they are international penis salespersons. Hers is going for $1,500 to the first tranny who is going the other way and matches her orange.

12:06 pm August, 17 Vin Douchal said...

F. Chum for when Jake gets tossed off of the shark fishing boat that afternoon

12:06 pm August, 17 bigphatnotadouche said...

Nice set of Lungs on the Hott.

12:06 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

F) Socal Skateshop Rules. What????????????????

12:14 pm August, 17 massengill said...

Can we see another pic with the pail on her head?
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Thanks.

12:17 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Massengill

I think it is pail on his head. Blech.

12:20 pm August, 17 chaserofthehott said...

I’m thinkin
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D. Wendy’s breast milk

12:21 pm August, 17 chaserofthehott said...

Ooops Sorry Bag A
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Great minds, huh…

12:22 pm August, 17 chaserofthehott said...

@ Bag A
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Can’t believe we’re the only ones to pick up on that?

12:24 pm August, 17 Claude Douchenburg said...

I don’t know what’s in the pail but I saw we put Wendy’s clothes in there.

12:24 pm August, 17 Anonymous said...

For Sure the answer is B)

12:29 pm August, 17 Ned's Atomic Douchebin said...

Pretty sure there’s a hole in that bucket.

12:38 pm August, 17 Scroto rex said...

I thin he’s carrying the pail with him because he’s leaking douche all over the fucking place.

12:58 pm August, 17 DarkSock said...

G) Their first child, celebrating its first (and last) trimester.
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What?

12:59 pm August, 17 DarkSock said...

H) KFC’s new co-promotion with Metallica: Metallichikken.

12:59 pm August, 17 DarkSock said...

I) A shaved rat…and that little fucker’s going berserk right now.

1:00 pm August, 17 DarkSock said...

J) A Human Head

1:01 pm August, 17 DarkSock said...

K) A soft tan stool, 6.3″ in length, with a slight rook at the south taper.

1:02 pm August, 17 DarkSock said...

L) The 3 gallons of saline for her new D.I.Y. breast implants.

1:03 pm August, 17 DarkSock said...

M) Butt Pee

1:11 pm August, 17 Stephanie said...

what’s in the bucket ?
D. his brain,on ice,he’s on his way to the hospital, to get it put back in,but what he doesn’t know, is he gets into a traffic accident on the way there,and loses it permanently. But it won’t matter anyways.

1:18 pm August, 17 Captain Garanichode said...

The Next DB of the Month!!!

1:22 pm August, 17 Douche Boyardee's Cheese and Bagaroni said...

R) All the ingredients you need to make a Pretty Cake be sure to wait for the secret frosting at the end!

1:23 pm August, 17 Captain Garanichode said...

N.) That’s his stormtrooper helmet. Soon to be filled with his seed.

1:35 pm August, 17 Douche Boyardee's Cheese and Bagaroni said...

@Wheezer 11:48 Dave Thomas is dead and he named the restaurant after his daughter, Wendy. I think when you say you want “to get behind Wendy’s counter tops” means you want a Frosty real bad. Not for sure if I helped.

1:38 pm August, 17 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

O) The spleen of the horse he stole those fucking teeth from.

1:39 pm August, 17 doucheywallnuts said...

I’m going with none of the above and add that it’s likely a liter of jizz.

1:42 pm August, 17 creature said...

Dignity

1:50 pm August, 17 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hmmmm….what’s in the pail? A whiter shade of douche.

1:52 pm August, 17 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Ice…for rubbing her nips.

1:56 pm August, 17 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Wasn’t that guy in Hellraiser?

1:56 pm August, 17 creature said...

simian foetus

2:29 pm August, 17 DarkSock said...

R. Kelly’s garroted nutsack.

2:29 pm August, 17 DarkSock said...

Scottish Donkey Logs

2:30 pm August, 17 DarkSock said...

A bust of Millard Fillmore set amidst frozen bat guano

2:31 pm August, 17 DarkSock said...

Muskrat Love

2:31 pm August, 17 dbBen said...

Gwynneth Paltrow’s head

2:36 pm August, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jake needs ice too because he just got donkey punched by one of the Russian mobsters and needs to cool protruding anus of his.

2:43 pm August, 17 douchebag1 said...

Fixed the second “C” into a “D.” Because pop quizes must have academic integrity.
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– management.

2:44 pm August, 17 Crucial Head said...

Plinky, Pfah, BCS, Doc, and a quart of boiled Jolt Cola.

2:45 pm August, 17 Crucial Head said...

A booger from Plinky’s mom’s nose.
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It fills the entire bucket.

2:45 pm August, 17 Crucial Head said...

M. Night Shyamalan’s career.

2:46 pm August, 17 Crucial Head said...

The throttle for DarkSock’s boat.

2:47 pm August, 17 Crucial Head said...

A Bruce Boxleitner action figure.
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Nude.

2:48 pm August, 17 Crucial Head said...

Three dollops of Cthulhu’s droppings.
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And B.V. Goolo’s saliva.

2:51 pm August, 17 Crucial Head said...

Nude photos of Medusa O, Dicy, and Idaho Hott Potato wrestling in a vat of moose slobber.

2:55 pm August, 17 creature said...

Capt. Bringdown’s foreskin

2:55 pm August, 17 creature said...

my youth

2:57 pm August, 17 scrotum pole said...

Darksock, 12:58 FTW.

2:57 pm August, 17 creature said...

a 1/25 scale likeness of Plinky’s mom fellating Samarai Scrote sculpted in butter

2:58 pm August, 17 creature said...

the real life amount of puss that StackHouse has fist pumped the shit out of

2:59 pm August, 17 creature said...

every role that Arthur Kade will ever play in Hollywood movies

3:02 pm August, 17 creature said...

the amount of money these people have saved in a lifetime… they’re going to splurge & buy popsickles with it

3:05 pm August, 17 Thorax Hammersmith said...

A dolphin cockk lolling about on a bed of monced porch beef.

3:06 pm August, 17 Thorax Hammersmith said...

That would be “minced”.

3:06 pm August, 17 Thorax Hammersmith said...

A viking riding a mechanical bull in a sea of yogurt.

3:10 pm August, 17 Teddy Tendergass said...

Every pubic hair that has ever been trimmed from Rosie O’Donnel’s lapular region.
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That’s a long way of saying the bucket is empty.

3:50 pm August, 17 G said...

@creature…I blew a Pepsi out my nose about Kade’s acting career…lol…good one!

6:10 pm August, 17 Troy Tempest said...

@Ned, then fix it, dear Ned…

6:22 pm August, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Croosh 12:51
Hey, we were young and needed the money. Last month was rough.
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I’m gonna say D., 1.5 litres of Mr. White’s special Indian Summer Amber ale, still warm and frothy.

6:40 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The delicious corn and hot sausage banquet I just attended in 3,2,1, Pluuuuuuuuuuuuuurp. EST.

7:07 pm August, 17 Sir David Douchenborough said...

I was thinking his balls from all that radiation he received from the tanning beds, which coincidentally are the physical manifestation of his self-respect.

7:46 pm August, 17 Steve L. said...

Jägermeister has such a bad rap these days. not that i have much sympathy for it though. last time i was insane enough to try out a straight shot of exotic liqueur i took one sniff at it and i felt like the Light Brigade charging through an insurmountable inferno. of cinnamon. you can probably guess what i’m talking about.

9:20 pm August, 17 Wedgie said...

I’m going with “codpiece”.
What do I win?

11:02 pm August, 17 Captain Lame said...

Alternate ending to the movie “Se7en”

Brad Pitt: Whats in the pail?!? WHATS IN THE PAIL?!?!

11:03 pm August, 17 Captain Lame said...

Is D: Cups an answer?

11:05 pm August, 17 Captain Lame said...

F: The secret potion that allows this guy to float sans legs…

1:24 am August, 18 skrag2112 said...

E) My vomit…and a fresh deuce. Bon appetit Jake!

9:54 am August, 18 Dr. Richard Goesinyou said...

The pail contains (or will contain) a pile of cucumbers that the hott will be doing air squats over atop the picnic table they have obsconded with and hidden in their 3rd floor motel room.

10:45 am August, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

I am crazy for brunettes with big………tits.
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Gotcha! You thought I was gonna say “smiles”, huh? HA HA!

10:49 am August, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

An olive loaf carved to look like Shelley Winters.

10:51 am August, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

The DNA from nine different guys.
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(She’s bulimic.)

11:09 am August, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

The maid’s thumb.

11:10 am August, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

The tear-stained dreams of the next generation.

11:11 am August, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE golden RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!

11:11 am August, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

An immigrant’s heart and liver.

11:14 am August, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

The fourth of Ben Quayle’s horcruxes.

11:19 am August, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

The Dog Man of Chamonix.

11:20 am August, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

The rest of her pants.

11:22 am August, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

Eight pounds of horse laxative. (His wetsuit is back in the hotel room.)

5:23 pm August, 18 massengill said...

Mackerel for the penguin that they are fattening up for Thanksgiving.

7:25 pm August, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Holy Mackerel! for that penguin comment, massengill!

7:25 pm August, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Cum-bucket, er, uh, chum bucket…

7:28 pm August, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The bottom part of the cropped photo, showing Jake’s peg legs, along with the begging coins and bills.

7:29 pm August, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

A thousand little firemen assembled on the head of a pin.

7:33 pm August, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Bedbugs, roaches and a dead mouse about to be dumped into the icebox to scare the bejebus out of every little kid running noisily up and down the hall between 6PM and 3AM to get ice.

7:34 pm August, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

….Actually, to do something more to their slacker parents…

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