Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Mandana Morrie is Sad

Not even able to win the HCwDB of the Week, despite bringing a phenomenal boobie hottie to the game, Mandana Morrie sadly consoles himself.

By bothering some local bar wenches. While wearing arm mesh.

# posted by douchebag1
7:08 am August, 10 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Dammit! I take back what I had originally said about Mandana Morrie. The forearm sweatband begat the mesh arm stocking and two sizes too short shirt.

7:11 am August, 10 DarkSock said...

Morrie, if you’d remove your class ring before fisting hookers you wouldn’t keep getting their fishnet stockings snagged on your forearms. Believe me; I know.
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And when your head looks like a defective anti-deodorant roll-on, it’s time to hang it up. Believe me; Crucial knows.
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Right Hotts have that Master-Blaster thing going on. Master Blaster run Barter Town!

7:11 am August, 10 doucheywallnuts said...

Seeing the pathetic bleeths he’s with I glad Morrie didn’t win DBotW

7:12 am August, 10 Deltus said...

He is much more clothing and accoutrements fail than usual for your freaked-out bar-bag, I’ll give him that. And by that, I mean a swift kick in the spleen. Cute-yet-slightly-horse-faced hott on the right is showing some nice, natural cleavite! OMNOMNOMNOM!

7:14 am August, 10 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Sorry Morrie, I would have voted for you in the weekly if not for your…shall we say, “challenges”.
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Ripping on the brain damaged just isn’t right.

7:16 am August, 10 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Don’t make the two-headed chick angry, just ask Sir Robin, he knows about shiz like that.

7:16 am August, 10 bigphatnotadouche said...

Give Morrie a break. The mesh is to hold the skin graft in place from his terrible burn accident when he lit himself on fire doing flaming shots while fist pumping. He is partying with his recovery nurses as he takes stock in his old douche ways.

7:21 am August, 10 Troy Tempest said...

In their heads:

Fat chick on the right: I can’t believe I’m getting my picture taken with this loser. But, I’m fat and I’ll fuck anyone who says hello.

Shiny face on fat chick’s shoulder: I love Fat Chick. She’s my booby buddy since 8th grade.

Brunette at left: Look at me! Look at me!

Morrie: huh, like, dooooood!

7:25 am August, 10 Claude Douchenburg said...

What is with the way he is holding that beer bottle? Is that some new eurodouche way?

7:45 am August, 10 mr.reeve said...

“bar wenches” pretty much says it all for me.
If Morrie removed the stupid mandana, Madona arm mesh and shaved his feathers he might be able to get that job changing the grease at the new Barstow McDonalds.

8:33 am August, 10 Jay said...

Appears as though one of the girls also has a mesh-covered forearm (between Morrie and the leftmost wench). Mesh-sharing? Brother and sister getting ready together possibly?

8:47 am August, 10 Crucial Head said...

Thanks boss, for showing us what it’s like backstage at a Good Charlotte concert.

8:47 am August, 10 Rumpelscroteskin said...

Sometimes things just don’t mesh for certain douchebags.

9:17 am August, 10 massengill said...

@ Claude Douchenburg 7:25

That bottle grip looks conducive to the old “Tennessee side-sip.” But I imagine he saw Brett Michaels hold a bottle that way and decided to adopt that behavior.
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Mandann, wristdanna and long-sleeved, fishnet undershirt? This guy needs to get Pamplona’d, running of the bulls-style.

9:41 am August, 10 Captain Lame said...

Let’s see, two bandanas: check. Stupid grin: check. Ladys pantyhose that I plan to wear on my forearms: check. Righteous! Ok guys I’m ready! Let’s go party!

10:00 am August, 10 horton hears a douche said...

Billy Idol called….he wants his arm mesh back. What an asshat.

10:16 am August, 10 creature said...

“meshed for her pleasure”, as Barbara Hershey hott grins telling Morrie, “go for elbow this time, ya lil’ faggot!”

10:19 am August, 10 tall guy said...

Initially, I, too, felt there was perhaps a bit of misplaced altruism about Moz. However this latest installment clearly indicates just how wrong my original assessment had been. One thing remains though: the persistence of stupid face.

10:56 am August, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Leif Garrett’s son, Stem, tries to convince the girls that his father is still relevant after all these years because his
box set
is at Best Buy for $4.99.

11:47 am August, 10 EternalSunshineoftheDouchelessMind said...

Is this the poster for the soon to be released
“Ricky Lake Gets Her Groove Back”?

12:10 pm August, 10 DarkSock said...

“…And now, for the Oral Sex!”

1:44 pm August, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Ricky Lake ! love it.

Holding your beer like that is auto-douche. Shame this guy couldn’t pull off a win last week. I think he needs another shot.

10:27 pm August, 10 Steve L. said...

Morrie would be perfect for that bland and boring gay sex that Kettlehead had been craving.

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