Monday, August 9, 2010

Meatclown Matt’s Do and Don’t

Meatclown Matt don’t know from Weekly or Monthly voting.

Heck, Meatclown Matt don’t know from basic math. Or advanced rotary function.

But Meatclown Matt do know one thing.

The ladies love Angry Sun God Cartoon Ra shoulder tatt.

# posted by douchebag1
1:17 pm August, 9 Eliza Douchecoo said...

I bet when he bought that hat the cashiers were laughing at each other saying “I can’t believe we sold that hat”.
Sweet Sweet Sarah looks yummy.

1:23 pm August, 9 mr.reeve said...

That looks like a more feminine Chyna formerly of the WWF. Maybe its a pre-roid picture.
“Meatclown love hat. Hat make Matt look cool.”

1:26 pm August, 9 Stephanie said...

Under that non fashionable he hides his brain surgery scars. The doctors took most of his brain away,and now all he can do is make a half smile.

1:27 pm August, 9 Stephanie said...

non fashionable hat

1:28 pm August, 9 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Scuse me while I flex my tricep in the direction of this camera. Peep my humongous star tatt, gonna give you a bicep shot so you get a good look, ya feel me?

1:30 pm August, 9 creature said...

Meatclown Matt thinks algebra is a magical Moroccan mutton dish… although he pronounces Molluffan & muffun

1:48 pm August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“We looked!
Then we saw him
step in on the mat!
We looked!
And we saw him!
The Matt in the Hat!”

“I know he is douche
And the hott is real yummy.
But we can mock
hard on the docuhe
that is scummy!”

“Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
said Matt in the Hat
My hat is not tilted
though I don’t know how.”

“’Yo hatter get outta my face’
Said the Matt in the Hat.
‘My hat is the bomb’ as he started to frolick
And he gave it a pat.”

“Then DB1 came in
And he said to us all,
‘Did you have any fun
with the mocking of Matt?
Our answer our answer was “We had a ball.”

For we come to HCwDB exactly for that
for tearing up douchebags is what we require.
A ridiculous ‘roidbag with sun tatt and hat
needs to be gone with copious fire
Heaven forbid if we don’t mock the attire.

“Well…what would YOU do
If DB1 asked you?”

1:57 pm August, 9 DarkSock said...

Judging by the chlamydiae sores on her arm, she’s a fister that doesn’t play.

2:02 pm August, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Dr. BH^
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Nice.
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@Meatclown Matt
.
The ears go on the outside of the hat. Unless of course you need the extra tension on the hat band to keep it from sproinging off your dome every time you have a thought, which is almost always “Crap, I shoulda bought a tighter hat.”

2:03 pm August, 9 Wedgie said...

Not a hat; a potted plant holder. I had one just like it in college. In the 80’s. And it was ugly then, too.

2:14 pm August, 9 Captain Garanichode said...

Matt is a douche, Mindy is a Hott

2:17 pm August, 9 creature said...

Bear Bryant shat on Matt’s head

2:24 pm August, 9 Thorax Hammersmith said...

I’d bang Evangeline silly.

2:42 pm August, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Meatclown? More like Assclown

2:51 pm August, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Assclown? More like Asshat.

2:53 pm August, 9 Douchble Helix said...

@creature at 2:17 pm August, 9 – excellent!

3:01 pm August, 9 mr.reeve said...

Asshat? More like Asshole.

3:01 pm August, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Matt – Herb Tarlik called, he wants his hat back.
.

3:07 pm August, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Me
.
That’s “Tarlek” – granny banger.

3:17 pm August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Asscatinthehat.

3:53 pm August, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

Shame about that flesh-eating virus on her arm, there. Ladies and gents, please note. “dressing up” the 70-dollar name you got on your arm with a bunch of Lucky Charms marshmallows is total ass.

5:10 pm August, 9 Steve L. said...

Meatclown Matt don’t know how to get his driver’s license back because he already lost it 500 times.

7:47 pm August, 9 doucheywallnuts said...

“Oh that’s the worst looking hat I ever saw. I bet you buy a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup…Oh, it looks good on you though…”

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Jj–y7nzkjo/S2y7ktRiOVI/AAAAAAAAImI/IaTgHKbWqdQ/s400/ted_knight.jpg

7:50 pm August, 9 Troy Tempest said...

Asshole? More like manhole.

9:31 pm August, 9 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Manhole? More like piehole.

9:32 pm August, 9 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I think it’s a first, seeing a Longaberger basket liner as a douchehat.

And body ink of the great Egyptian sun-god is known as Ra-ta-tatts. Just so you’d know next time.

9:44 pm August, 9 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

That Melanie is one fine smilin’ coochie-coochie, even if she did ruin her upper arm with little red rat-a-tatts, which are at least more subtle than the black on white animal spot dress Blondie is wearing, and the checka-checka basket liner on Meatclown Matt.

Which is to say, they’re all givin’ my trifocals a real workout, which further confounds my eyeball floaters, which are still recovering from viewing recent videos posted to this site, not to mention the dirtbags and skank tit-massage photo.

I feel like I’m gonna be giving dirty looks to anyone I see for the next three days.

10:45 pm August, 9 Wheezer said...

Brunette hott needs to learn that the Cracker Jack tattoo prizes suck ass.
.
But ohhhhh what a tasty treat! Yes, I meant her. And the Cracker Jack.

3:48 am August, 10 send flowers sydney said...

Who let the dogs out… who… who..who..who

5:31 am August, 10 smackdouche said...

How many tatts can DB1 fit into one picture?

Hott has a She-Hulk vibe. No doubt that she would kick his ass and force him to do her bidding. Most likely, she ordered him to wear that hat, just to prove her alpha status. But really, when the sweet coitus ends, that stupid hat was his price of admission.

I am man enough to admit that I would wear her hat also for that payoff.

5:57 am August, 10 Tony Ventresca said...

She looks hott but that ugly blood-spray tattoo on her arm tells me she’s “one tough bitch living life at the edge”, or some lame shit like that. So I would openly laugh at her, while secretly desireing her.
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The oversized houndstooth pattern on his hat reminds me of the sports jackets James Garner used to wear in the 1970s during “The Rockford Files”. Funny how old is new again, but when it’s new again it’s never a good as it was the first time.

6:47 am August, 10 Deltus said...

Sometimes, the Virus’ infection spread is visible at the point of entry. In this case, her arm. Such a shame, because she looks DAMN FINE!

7:36 am August, 10 saulgoode42 said...

Looks like Jon Stewart on roids.

8:56 am August, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

Definitely a weekly contender. “We replaced our pink cap douchebag cartoon below with meatclown. Let’s see if anybody notices.”

12:17 pm August, 10 anonymous said...

Actually, I’m gonna go Notta on this one. While he is muscley and tattooed and has horrible fashion sense, he looks too friendly to be a true douche.
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Oh wait, I just noticed the chin fung and dog tag.
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Douche it is, then.

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