Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Mike Tattbag

The Microphone Tatt is the Syquest Disc of tattoos.

Skulls, dragons and tribal tatts are douchey forever. Mic tatts just scream “I didn’t finish my degree in 2008 because I blew my parents money on a mix console, and then the job market went to crap and that’s why I work at Best Buy, kids.” For the next thirty years.

But props to Raquelle for the quality Pear and we should all note the appearance of Rareass Aqua Cup, as it is indeed rareass. And aqua.

# posted by douchebag1
11:18 am August, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

WTF does his tatt say? Greeker pickle eggs? Goosers posse eggs? Also, I’m not so sure that microphone is in working order. Let me hook it up to this little generator I have over here… no don’t worry, it’s perfect safe (for me)… now let’s just connect that last alligator clip…

11:31 am August, 4 italian douche said...

Almost everyone in our epoch has a complete lack of basic aesthetic sense.

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This is because beauty has always been an expression of some other inner value. In absence of any interest for such values (due to lack of SENSE in one’s life), it is absolutely impossible for most people today to even know what beauty is. They can’t even be superficial in the right way.

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Poor people.

11:35 am August, 4 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Why would anyone want a microphone with a nutsack tattooed on them? Since when do microphones even have nutsacks?

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I’m pretty sure the tat translates to: “Just don’t get any in my hair, man.”

11:35 am August, 4 Wheezer said...

Scroteboy Slim “doe” not approve of this “fag” coppin’ his tatt style.

11:36 am August, 4 Horace Dangleballs said...

K-Tel Records presents THE favorite hot hits of douchebags everywhere! All sung by that up-and-coming talent… Mike Tattbag’s left nipple!

ORDER NOW!

11:38 am August, 4 Crucial Head said...

There once was a douche with a tattooed microphone

That made the letter “b” which stood for “smuggles Bone”

His little tummy pooch

Was filled with man gooch

That he sucked from the weenus as his partner didst moan.

11:45 am August, 4 anon5 said...

I guess the tattoo “artist” who did this for him, wasn’t comfortable with tattooing a big boner on him. So this was the next best thing.

And she is packing a weird chin. Looks solid, bet she can take a punch.

11:47 am August, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Couldn’t decide so I did both:

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Haiku:

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Mic tatt nipple mole

She has a nice shit slicer

Choad drinks the hemlock

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Limerick:

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Narcissistic douchebag D.J.

Thinks he’s scoring this babe today

She ain’t going there

Yes, she thinks he’s queer

The tattoo leaves no doubt that he’s gay

11:50 am August, 4 Deltus said...

His left nipple is about to get all karaoke up in this piece. Rareass Aqua Cup is rareass indeed, methinks this is the first time I’ve ever seen one, ever!

12:00 pm August, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Click! BLAM BLAM! Hello? Is this thing on? BLAM BLAM! Hello? Testes,,,one…two…three…

12:15 pm August, 4 Mr. White said...

15 years into the future….

Boy: Dad, why do you have a planaria with giant balls tattooed on your gut?

Dad: Because I’m a shithead, son. Because I’m a shithead.

Boy: Oh. Anyway, can you pick me up the newest Justin Bieber album, Fuccen Death Slapwhoars? It’s exclusive to where you work, Best Buy.

Dad: Sorry, but no. Payday’s not until next week. Why don’t you just download it?

Son: Your 25-year-old Dell Inspiron won’t connect to the internet anymore.

And…scene.

12:23 pm August, 4 Douchble Helix said...

Good work so far, Baghunters!

She’s petite, but that’s about it. I’d still hit it, of course.

12:25 pm August, 4 Douchble Helix said...

What *is* that running alongside the mic? Is it words? A chain? One of those pictures you stare at until some other image emerges? A foreign alphabet?

1:23 pm August, 4 Magnum Dooche P.I. said...

Mic – B. His name is Mike B. F’ing clever eh? No, its not choad!

2:01 pm August, 4 Condouchious say... said...

I believe that’s ancient Sumerian written on his side. Loosely translated it reads “A microphone is the metaphorical phallus of choice that I like to place near my mouth.”

2:13 pm August, 4 douche bagel said...

gapes pelican eggs?

2:39 pm August, 4 DarkSock said...

@ Amerigo Vesdouchey:

“Why would anyone want a microphone with a nutsack tattooed on them? Since when do microphones even have nutsacks?”

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Umm, that’s not a microphone.

2:39 pm August, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

I have no idea what that says or is trying to say,maybe it’s DJ Boat Bag Mike? either way it’s douche.

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Kudo’s to the party’s host for finding and supplying rare ass aqua cups.

2:56 pm August, 4 creature said...

to the man with a mic inked on his rib

“it’s delightfully unique”, she fibs

she starts to chuckle

& prepares to fucle

as she ties on her well soiled jizz bib

5:00 pm August, 4 doucheywallnuts said...

This shitstain is an all-time douchebag in my book…I don’t care if he doesn’t even win a DBotW, this dick is all that is wrong with the male species. Even if this is the only picture of him exhibiting his douche-chops he is a douche for life and one of the greatest examples of douchebaggery, chodery, ass-hattery EVER.

And his distended lower abdomen is just a cherry on the cake. Is it a tumor, an over-sized and diseased internal organ or is he just holding in a massive dump because he’s afraid of crapping on a boat or in the lake?

5:03 pm August, 4 doucheywallnuts said...

And one more thing, this cumstain is such a douche that he doesn’t need Ed Hardy, jewelry, another tattoo, a badly tilted hat, an orange complexion, a decent looking bleeth, hand gestures, kissy lips or any other douchebag accessory to be one of the biggest fucking douchebags EVER! Ever, I say…

5:20 pm August, 4 Steve L. said...

yeah. Mike doesn’t want people to look at the Alien spawn that’s about to burst out from his stomach. i don’t want to see such a thing either.

so FUCK OFF FROM THE CAMERA, Mike, and let me take pleasure in Raquelle’s pure unadulterated hotness without any distractions.

5:46 pm August, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

As I’ve been sayin’ all along, all it takes is ridiculous tatts to make a douchebag.

And this is the most ridiculous of tatts, neither microphone, nor cock, nor even a giant sperm. I’d NEVER have my splenectomy scar tatted on my side, NEVAH!

6:55 pm August, 4 Turdacious said...

Once Mike T got the xrays back he drew an exact copy so he could show his friends how far up his rectum he got the dildo

6:57 pm August, 4 Turdacious said...

as you can see mike forgot to leave the string hanging, unwanted surgery is a costly mistakes

7:35 pm August, 4 Sir David Douchenborough said...

If my memory serves, during around the era of the Stereodouchtonic Twins, I believe there was also a bag who sported something similar, but rather a mic tatt, there were headphones, the cord of which led unpleasantly to HIs Region Infected By That Which Cannot Be Named (because he is clueless or refuses to tell). Am I mistaken?

12:10 am August, 5 mr.reeve said...

Raquelle is quality hot. Mike is quality shit. Seattle is much better than Portland by the way.

8:18 am August, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Wheeze 11:35

You are an auteur, sir. As soon as I saw this knucklehead, i was wondering if he was part of the “Street Team” with….with…oh, what was that asshole’s name…..and there you are, Wheeze, your recall is the stuff of legends. Two cyber cupcakes for you.

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For every choad with a microphone tattoo, I have a beautiful pair of Italian shoes. I’ve never done one with a ball sack, however. I wuz robbed.

8:43 am August, 5 yobo said...

this guy is from chi, rapper named napalm.

    8:49 am August, 5 DarkSock said...

    A crapper named Ape Balm

9:34 pm August, 5 Stephanie said...

When you have to explain your tattoo to everyone,how does that seem cool? You might as well re-do it,cover it up with a giant cock,since you’re already going in that direction anyways.

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