Friday, August 6, 2010

Neil Fung

Not since the early days of Crotchby, Soils, Rash and Fung has an oldbag this lame hit on the hottest wine taster at that cool downtown wine tasting event that never actually happens and doesn’t actually exist but you keep thinking to yourself, “if only I went to more wine tastings, perhaps I’d meet a girl who’s funny, quirky, and a magical pixie dreamgirl.”

# posted by douchebag1
11:23 am August, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Ugh! I need a pear stat!

11:24 am August, 6 Douchble Helix said...

You’re right. She’s a figment of our imagination.

The douchebags, however, are all too real.

11:25 am August, 6 scaradouche said...

And as for the obstensibly less-offense subfusc fratbag: reverse-mounted baseball cap= autoscrote (unless you are actually on a baseball team. in uniform. during a game. and you are the catcher. and actually wearing a catcher’s mask at that moment. In which case, you may be able to assert a presumption (rebuttable, to be sure) of notta.)

11:28 am August, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Vince Neil is out of jail?

11:35 am August, 6 DarkSock said...

Ben Kingsly, immersed in his next roll as “Sexy Douche”.

11:35 am August, 6 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Meanwhile…Lawrence Taylor patiently waits behind old bag so he can try to tempt her tummy with the taste of crack and money.

11:36 am August, 6 DarkSock said...

As lovely as she is, it’ll take more than a baseball cap to conceal the leathery withered head of her vestigal twin growing goiter-style out of the back of her neck.

11:38 am August, 6 melvil duchi said...

I think she has a dagger on a chain around her neck
use it and run, pixie dreamgirl!

11:59 am August, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Kudo’s Boss!!!, the Hotts have been HOTT this week, looking forward to some pear. Gene Simmons kind of, look a like, old bag makes me weep.

12:01 pm August, 6 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

I’d like to remove that mole from his face with this.
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And for his guyliner and ant farm, this.

12:10 pm August, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Me thinks old Rocker bag is actually some old rocker bag that Pixie’s dad listened to back in the day and she thought it would be cool if she got a picture with him for her dad’s scrap book.
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Are those hand guns on the blouse of the girl in pink? and if so why?
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I would love to shake my pixie stick sugary goodness all over Pixies cleav

12:19 pm August, 6 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

And for the hott, I’d use this.

12:32 pm August, 6 doucheywallnuts said...

I agree with Et Tu Douche? in that the hotts have been muy caliente this week.

12:36 pm August, 6 Wheezer said...

And passed over by another chump I think has been here before, in the rear left it seems David Wright attended this soirée.

12:36 pm August, 6 Juggernotta said...

Over Pixie’s shoulder, is it… could it be… POO?? Who let him out of the closet?

12:37 pm August, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Suite Judy Rimjobber.

12:37 pm August, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wooden Dicks.

12:37 pm August, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Taintstock.

12:37 pm August, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Almost Cut My Bald Spot.

12:42 pm August, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Deja Pu.

12:43 pm August, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Geritol Express.

12:43 pm August, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Long Time Cumming.

12:44 pm August, 6 Wheezer said...

Cinnamon Boy (behind hott)

12:45 pm August, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Southern Douche.

12:46 pm August, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Forgot to Teach Your Children.

1:36 pm August, 6 Stephanie said...

He should take the hair growing out of his mole on his face,and braid it and put a bead in it. Rotten hippies.

2:56 pm August, 6 Steve L. said...

i didn’t know that there are wine tasting events that only feature cooking sherry.
that being said, i don’t get wine or wine tastings in general.

3:51 pm August, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Everybody was fung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lighting
In fact it was a little bit frightning-hell yes!
But they fought with expert timing

There was fungy Billy Chinstrap And little Sammy Chong
He said: Here comes the big boss-where? where?
Let’s get it on
He took a vow and made a stand
Started swaying with the hand
Sudden motion made me skip
Now we’re into a brand new trip

4:52 pm August, 6 tall guy said...

She is hott, he’s a twat.

5:21 pm August, 6 Troy Tempest said...

He’s a butt-roid licking dipshit, but the real tool is behind him in the backwards white baseball cap. Dollars for Donuts it’s a Yankees cap.

She’s a sweetie pie. I would cheerfully tongue punch her fart box. Medusa – that is a great idiom. I am stealing it FOREVAAAAAH.

11:00 pm August, 6 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

K-Mart has gone to great lengths improving the quality of its Blue Light Specials lately, even going so far as to offering hot blondes in shoulder-draped black lace…but unfortunately, the clientele are the same, a cut above the People of Wal-Mart.com…

11:31 am August, 7 don't shave your ass hairs said...

She reminds me of the porno princess Tiffany Mynx.

1:41 pm August, 7 Captain Lame said...

I assume their encounter went something like this:
“Hey you have the same eyeliner as me!”
“I just loooooveeee mac #5!”
“Me too! Lets take a picture together”
“Ok!”
“Then we can have sex!”
“Wait, your not gay?!?”
“No…”
“Get the hell away from me creep.”

1:45 pm August, 7 Captain Lame said...

When he got to the wine tasting the first thing out of his mouth was:
“Wait, were are all the boxes? They bottle this stuff?….”

2:55 pm August, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

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2:56 pm August, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

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3:09 pm August, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...
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11:06 pm August, 11 Baleen said...

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