Thursday, August 26, 2010

Reader Mail: Chica Bomb

Our intrepid ‘bag hunter on the front lines, “A,” writes in again from Afghanistan:

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Dear DB1!

Thanks for publishing my email, me and my friends and a laugh at some of the comments and support from the members! Anyways so we do not get any tv here other than polish MTV, figures… if you haven’t seen this video you have to feature it on your site. especially on your Friday posts special it features incredible amount of hot babies and one uber euro DOUCHE!! He was part of the group that sang that annoying NUMA NUMA song.

In case the link doesn’t show its called chica bomb by dan balan.

SOooo many hots!!!

Sincerely,
-A

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Super hottness soft core music vid porn and some superdouchey Frenchobag. Good catch, A. Good catch. This song makes my uvula itch.

# posted by douchebag1
11:46 am August, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

I think the there was a misspell the guys name is Dan Baglan and is it me or does he keep saying “Hey Chico” at the beginning?

11:50 am August, 26 Wheezer said...

I could only watch that with the volume off. Even then, I was thoroughly confused. I wanted to lust after the hotts, but I wanted to sledgehammer that choad.
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They’re going to have to remix that one. My advice is that they take out the sound and the scrote and see what happens with it.

12:00 pm August, 26 Wedgie said...

Wow, do you think he stayed up all night writing those lyrics? What insight.

Anyone have a box of wadcutters handy?

12:06 pm August, 26 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

wow! spectacular nips. but alas, I could only handle about 30 seconds of that annoying nonsense. Can we edit out the hip-thrusting douche and the crap music and just have the nips?

12:12 pm August, 26 mr.reeve said...

What the hell is that “Hey Chica” guy wearing? Why is he in the video? Fuck off Eurotaint! You ruined a good muted video. “Nipples and Wet T-Shirts” is what the song should be called.

12:12 pm August, 26 DarkSock said...

Great. Now I have Numa Hee, Numa Ha, Numa oh oh running through my brain.

12:16 pm August, 26 Vin Douchal said...

I hope the video editor had mutliple epileptic fits wrapping up that dreck . Any male that likes this stuff? Check yourself
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Nothing is worse than some taintlick filling up at the gas station blaring this kind of shit out of their overpriced stereos.
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Except maybe really racist / racey rap when the boy is with me. He’s going to learn how to cuss someday, might as well be taught by an illiterate, misogynist, self-loathing urbanite

12:21 pm August, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Can’t. Stop. Having. Beavis-like. Seizures. *pulls shirt up to top of head* I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

12:26 pm August, 26 chaserofthehott said...

They should play that shit at Gitmo instead of waterboaring, they’d get a lot more accomplished. After twelve seizures, or so, they’d give up everything.
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Re-edit, cut out the toad stool, show girl with ice, and wet t-shirt/nip and we’re golden…

12:27 pm August, 26 chaserofthehott said...

Damn, whaterboarding…

12:27 pm August, 26 wonderdouche twin said...

@Vin
I don’t think guys with overpriced stereos listen to this crap, at least I don’t.
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This is more that factory 4 inch that the cone has separated on and what is left is stuck full excursion, but he’s still got it on 11.
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But I’m a little fuzzy after I fell out of my chair from the epileptic seizure I had from watching it.
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However I could watch her pour wine or whatever over herself for weeks on end. I could also use his head for a speedbag for weeks on end.

12:29 pm August, 26 Deltus said...

Did this guy have anything to do with writing the “music”, or mixing it, or editing the video, or anything? He is utterly irrelevant to both the song and the video. Still, uberhott hotts, quality lust-suckle-bouncy-taut-gnaw in there. Almost made watching that shit worth it. Almost. With the sound off, it’s much better, almost spank-worthy.

12:32 pm August, 26 Troy Tempest said...

fucking assholes. I was doing single frame multi-layer editing back in the 1990s. Losers.

The girls are cute, but the douchebag is stunning. Think about it. This, this IDIOT gets to go down through history as the “Chicka-Bomb” guy.

“I got to sing in a video. All I did was say “chicka-bomb” over and over.”

And so when he’s in his fucking 60s, bald, and weighs 350lbs, he will waddle on stage and some skanky crack-wraith will start with the bullshit lyrics and he’ll just stand around going Chicka-bomb. Yet another implosion of contemporary civilisation.

12:40 pm August, 26 dB said...

I hate to admit it but the song is actually kinda catchy.

12:41 pm August, 26 Eliza Douchecoo said...

I had a seizure about 2 minutes in, what did I miss?

12:47 pm August, 26 Sack O Douche said...

NIPPLES, NIPPLES, NIPPLES, NIPPLES, HOTTS, NIPPLES, SEE THROUGH CLOTHS, NIPPLES & Europudwacker over and oever and over and over and over and over and over again. The End.

1:12 pm August, 26 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Sometimes I wonder what they do with all the garbage those 100,000 monkeys on the 100,000 typewriters bang out before they accidentally reproduce Shakespeare’s McBeth.
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I was expecting something better.

1:19 pm August, 26 DarkSock said...

Chica and The Mange

1:24 pm August, 26 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Although the baby oil popsicles are a nice touch.

1:29 pm August, 26 Douchble Helix said...

*That’s* what I call ‘production values’!

1:34 pm August, 26 Sack O Douche said...

After the nipple show its off to the work restroom for my own private show.

1:46 pm August, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Great Moogly Ooogly that was something.
Those chicks were outnumbered by that douchebag(s) intensity. I feel like a Mexican jumping bean. Pass the anticonvulsants mommy, it’s starting again.

1:46 pm August, 26 Army of Douche-ness said...

1. what’s attractive about the quasi pop n lock head movements to women?
2. I assume that it must be since so many male pop-stars do it
3. that ebing said, i’d also assume those statutues you see all over europe, especially on las ramblas in Bareclona that move for 10 seconds after you throw them a euro dime and then completely freeze until the next sucker does the same are literally washing that silver-gold makeup off their faces with pussy juice.

sorry for being vulgar Medusa, feel free to give em a spanking.

1:48 pm August, 26 Army of Douche-ness said...

edit check:

that BEING said,

statues.
give ME a spanking, though I’ll watch you spank anyone too.

AoD.

1:56 pm August, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Derek Zoolander?

1:58 pm August, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Steve Butabi?

2:07 pm August, 26 DarkSock said...

John BigBootie?

2:10 pm August, 26 Troy Tempest said...

@DarkSock-
No no NO NO! IT’s Big BooTAY.

2:13 pm August, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’ll be in my bunk…whoops, didn’t make it…

2:37 pm August, 26 fantagor said...

So many flickering edits that they must be trying to induce a seizure, which is preferable to listening to the electric toothache that passes for music in this flatulent tease fest.

2:55 pm August, 26 Baron Von Goolo said...

A’s assessment is spot on. The hotts are enough to put this on the verge of a Where’s Waldouche film festival for me.
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I just hope I never hear that song in an elevator. The Pavlovian chubby would be difficult to explain.

2:58 pm August, 26 Publidouche said...

Looks like classic Ricky Martin gaybag to me.

3:02 pm August, 26 scrotum pole said...

This video was superior to the Sunday Frolic vids for one important reason:
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Bra-less Godess in a wet wife-beater!…….. daaaayummm!!!!
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If you’ll excuse me, I must now CMC.
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.(Choke My Chicken)

3:26 pm August, 26 Steve said...

Over 12 million views on youtube. Proving once again that making a “song” that any idiot who’s messed around with his computer music editing program for 3 months can have a hit song, so long as you make a music video with a hot chick doing slutty shit in it.

Would her nipples be blurred out if I saw this video on mtv?

Oh wait…

3:37 pm August, 26 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Autotune….helping tone deaf people who can’t sing sound like fucked off robots who can’t sing.

4:16 pm August, 26 SortaDamocles said...

Braless Wet Wife-Beater Dance should be a category in all beauty pageants. I mean, I can only learn so much about a girl from walking around in a clean, dry bikini.

5:19 pm August, 26 anonymous said...

That guy is such a boner killer. Makes me hate him that much more. How am I supposed to get turned on with that guy’s face on the screen every few seconds?
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This may be the ultimate HCWDB music video. Ultra hotts, ultra ‘bag.

5:21 pm August, 26 anonymous said...

I’m not even sure who this video is supposed to appeal to. Straight men? No, too much douche. Straight women? No, too much hott. Gay men? See “straight women”. Gay women? See “straight men”.

5:57 pm August, 26 Voulez-vous Douchez said...

“Better call the doctor….I think I’ve gotta fever…”

Methinks the lady doth itch too much.

6:36 pm August, 26 new mexicadouche said...

I was so ready to mock this… but I actually enjoyed it… and what this raging hard on in my pants?

6:41 pm August, 26 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Strokin’ is good, but strobe’in indddducccesss a friggginnn’ migraine aura pre-seizure state.

Oops, plop. Spoke too soon. Her come da seizin’….
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

6:53 pm August, 26 Matt said...

Here is the video the way it should be, sans Dan Baglan

7:27 pm August, 26 Guid is Good said...

Polish MTV. Polish MTV and chicks wth outstanding nipples in wet white singlets. THAT is why the West must not be defeated in Afghanistan.

Say goodbye to all that under the Taliban.

7:33 pm August, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Welcome to 2010 where software allows hot chicks to sound like they can sing and choads can be all the choads they can be.

For all you youngins’ this is nothing but an updated version of Gerardo Mejia’s classic, “Rico Suave.”

7:50 pm August, 26 One for the Choad said...

G.M. Chrysler. Every one of those girls is an automatic Hall of Hott candidate in my book (brunette in the white top = boiiiiiinnng), and they’re in THIS guy’s video? Fuck, I’m moving to Poland.

8:20 pm August, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Thank you, Matt.

It makes so much more sense now.

8:35 pm August, 26 wonderdouche twin said...

Matt whoever took that crap video and brought excellence should get an Emmy or an Oscar! Hell give him both!!

10:01 pm August, 26 Steve L. said...

DoucheyWallnuts officially put the nail in the coffin with the Gerardo video.
and that nail really fucking hurts.

5:48 am August, 27 Camero Guy said...

I just Chica Bomb’d my pants. Holy shit! That fuckstain in the video needs to be put to sleep like an old dog.

8:08 am August, 27 Deltus said...

Needs more cowbell.

12:56 pm August, 27 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Two things:

That eurowanker from a former soviet state and with the flashy overlaying almost gave me an epileptic seizure.

Eurotrash pop music still is stuck in time lock in the nineties.

3:14 pm August, 27 anon said...

I think my dick is broken. Too much instant SPROING followed by boner-killing shots of the lipstick douche.

9:00 pm August, 27 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Another thing:

A quick google check showed that he was in that annoying Romanian Boy Band who did that “Numa Numa” song.

The best part? This particular ‘artist’ was trying to go back his ‘rock’ roots much in the same way Jeffrey Dahmer was trying to return to his vegan roots.

2:38 am August, 28 r4 said...

I was very confused. I wanted to lust hood, I was a single image of multiple layers of editing in the 1990s. Losers. The girls are sweet, but the douchebag is fantastic.

8:52 am August, 29 Jay said...

these girls OMG

11:23 pm August, 31 wood dash kits said...

I took a picture of a multi-layered edits back to the 1990s. Losers. The girls are cute, but douchebags is wonderful. Think about it. What this idiot not to go boy known.

12:24 am September, 2 wood dash kits said...

There’s nothing worse than some taintlick filling station blaring this shit to their stereo too expensive. This is more than a factory 4-inch cone, which was separate and what is left is chock-full of hiking, but still scored.

11:53 pm September, 3 wood dash kits said...

Close to seeing this shit worthwhile. Almost. With the sound is much better, almost worthy of a beating.

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