Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Stars and ‘Bags


Okay, for indulging my long-winded academic rant in the previous post, you deserve a reward.

Have some Aqua Pear.

# posted by douchebag1
4:42 pm August, 24 Fatness said...

MMMMmmmmm….aqua pear.
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Nice headlights attached to that bumper, too.

4:47 pm August, 24 Steve L. said...

Aqua Pear should jump in the pool and then strike a pose, all wet and dripping and stuff.
not that i’m unsatisfied with Aqua Pear as-is.

4:52 pm August, 24 Vin Douchal said...

It puts the lotion on it’s beard
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“Ahhhhhhh !!
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Oops, did I say lotion? I meant hydrochloric acid. My bad

4:53 pm August, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Rob ReinerBag

5:06 pm August, 24 scrotum pole said...

I’m not authorized to speak for Lamp, but I’m sure he would love Aqua pear, then he’d click-off.
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Speaking for myself I also love aqua pear, then I’ll jerk-off.

5:07 pm August, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Want something to do while the old lady’s at the supermarket?

Surf Shot.com bikini model page

5:08 pm August, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is that Kid Douche?

5:11 pm August, 24 Baron Von Goolo said...

I’m inclined to give the Hippie Dippie Weatherman a pass. ‘Used car salesman meets sideshow barker’ chic qualifies as public buffoonery, but it’s not in the same category of cultural blight as your Ed Hardy.
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His hot chick, though, is very hot. Flawless skin, untainted by ink, and a flawless smile, untainted by duckface. She is my snorglable, raven-tressed pixie of bedimplement and I would donate my body to Owens-Brockway in the hope that my ashes would be reconstituted as the plastic ball in her roll-on.

6:13 pm August, 24 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Vin Douchal…
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I’m going to win Mega Millions tonight and look at that link more like a menu in the morning.

6:21 pm August, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

This may sound unpatriotic, but you should spare the girl by burning Old Glory-hole who is waving his fag right behind her. Make your O-face somewhere more appropriate, like the bath houses. They still have those right?

6:26 pm August, 24 Lou said...

I can’t believe I know this, but that pear is Angel Dark, damn you xvideos for corrupting my innocent mind… hehe

6:31 pm August, 24 Ted said...

Aqua Pear is actually porn actress Angel Dark.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_Dark

6:58 pm August, 24 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

At long last quality sideboob. It’s been so long since we’ve had tasteful and quality sideboob that I forgot what we call cleavite when it’s on sideboob. Whatever that’s called, it’s there!

7:24 pm August, 24 feel good hit of the summer said...

Is that ol’ Hippie Johnnie straight off the set of Ezy Ryder. Aqua pear was such a nice heine, I’d like to smack it and watch it ripple. Sideboobs and polka dots are exciting too!

8:02 pm August, 24 DarkSock said...

Hey….is that…ANGĖŁ DÅRK?!?

8:05 pm August, 24 DarkSock said...

Old Gloryhole…..heh heh

8:08 pm August, 24 Crucial Head said...

Yup… that’s Angel Dark. Which, after some Google research, has me searching hi and lo for a dark tube sock.

8:33 pm August, 24 Mr. White said...

Long-winded academic rant? Wait, you mean DB1 puts words and shit next to these pictures?
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And since we’re on a roll lately for calling for HoH nominations, I give Old Glory Hole’s polka-dotted dress hott a nomination.

8:38 pm August, 24 Mr. White said...

Oh, and apropos of nothing, it turns out Mad Men super-hott Christina Hendricks has been moonlighting as a scarf model on Etsy.com for one of her friends. Great, now you can add “handmade knit scarves” to list of things that randomly give me an erection, including but not limited to tangelos, Medusa, urine, and the Bugatti Veyron.

Just for fun, here she is modeling corsets. And now I have carpal tunnel syndrome in both wrists and one of my ankles.

8:42 pm August, 24 Battlescrote Galactica said...

Holy Shit, that’s not Dennis Hopper on a LSD binge from the late 60’s is it?!?!

9:03 pm August, 24 massengill said...

Ines Sainz
[img]http://www.caught.com/wp-content/gallery/random-photos-14/who-is-this-chick.jpg[/img]

9:03 pm August, 24 massengill said...

well that’s not how that is done…

9:04 pm August, 24 massengill said...

I think I lose a sticker off my geek card for that…

9:09 pm August, 24 mr.reeve said...

All I know is Aqua Pear made my night. That guy in the pic looks old. Not sure he’s even a bag. He’s just another happy Topanga Canyon hippie loving on the younger hotts.

9:35 pm August, 24 Crucial Head said...

The only thing dumber than Massengill trying to imbed an image; is producing a triple post… on WordPress.
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Trust me.
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It’s harder than you think – and I try hardest.

9:35 pm August, 24 Crucial Head said...

The only thing dumber than Massengill trying to imbed an image; is producing a triple post… on WordPress.
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Trust me.
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It’s harder than you think – and I try hardest.

9:35 pm August, 24 Crucial Head said...

The only thing dumber than Massengill trying to imbed an image; is producing a triple post… on WordPress.

Trust me.

It’s harder than you think – and I try hardest.

9:36 pm August, 24 DarkSock said...

Mr. White makes an excellent point with his image of a corsetted Christina, and by excellent point I meant a garish pigiron stobb of an erection in my stretchies.
While I, like The Boss, would gladly clamp Peyton List’s external reproductive organs to my face and start inhaling like Kirby, if I HAD to choose between her and Christina Hendricks to be stranded on a desert island for a year I’d have to side with Mr. White.
In terms of choosing Mrs. Hendricks, not in terms of choosing Mr. White, to fuck vigorously under a coconut tree using aloe vera – The Self Healing Speedfuck lubricant.
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The fact is, I’m 6′-“1 and I’ve always been a fiend for petite scrawny Suzanne Vega / Julianna Hatfield typewaifs with small breasts and lithe builds: the kind you let get on top out of fear of fragility. However, as fate had it, I was fated to marry Ms Sock, who while being a petite 5′-2” naughty little minx, happens to look like a miniature blonde version of Ms Hendricks, with Marylin Monroe curves and some big ol’ C goin’-on D cups. She looks muck like Mr. White’s Hendricks

9:52 pm August, 24 Crucial Head said...

^I’m glad I ain’t the only one heavily embibing this fine evening. Cheers bro ‘Sock!

9:54 pm August, 24 DarkSock said...

Oops hit submit on accident …as I was saying, ms sock looks like a mini-blonde version of Ms Hendrix and she has with curvy writhing hips converted me to “waif not, want not”. In fact she’s lying next here next to me now in bed in a ribbed tank top, victoria secrets cotton thong with her very Hendricksian boobs all lit up by her iPad’s cold light….if you will excuse me, I think I will unleash the prowling dark panther of my sock-like pent up passion. Wish me luck: I shall return, quavering and spent, to rejoin you later,’post coitus. Shouldn’t take more than two minutes…even less if I accidentally wake her up

10:11 pm August, 24 Bonez said...

Jesus H. Christ that is some fantastic pear!

10:11 pm August, 24 DarkSock said...

Must…not…yogurt glaze…her iPad screen…protect the screen with her pendulous swaying……uh oh ambien done kicked, too
Late now, I’m one eyed slurry now. Illnfeighn scratching my weenies while she reads on in annoyed disapproval…you win this one ambien…again

2-way street though; I’m not the only one that caught my ambien arrows sratching’ thadger as it were…

10:15 pm August, 24 DarkSock said...

Wassahh..steamfoot slapdong longdickin’ the proles

10:17 pm August, 24 Guid is Good said...

Mmmm…. sideboob AND tanlines. Peace man.

10:26 pm August, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

There’s still time to get those dark tube socks at http://www.dressocks.com.

Just sayin’.

10:34 pm August, 24 Mudflap Pickleboot said...

Dammit Troll, you need to start using words like “hogleg” to keep us entertained. Otherwise this is getting re-goddamn-dickkulous.

10:39 pm August, 24 Wedgie said...

Thanks for the pear, it was only marginally necessary. I barely got a migraine reading your rant earlier. You are a true humanitarian, sir. BTW, nice shot of Mick Fleetwood on July 4th. He still looks every bit as good as he did on the cover of Rumours.

10:46 pm August, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Jebus, the Fourth of July was almost two months ago, isn’t this post a tad out of season?
He gets twenty lashes with a wet Soba noodle administered by James Cagney while singing “I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy.”

She gets twenty lashes with DarkSock’s c- – -k.

10:48 pm August, 24 Thornbush von Keeglebroach said...

Jeebus Christ Troll. If I give you Ludacris Axehandle McCockkwielder’s address, can you mail that poor sunuvabitch a loaf of the good shit?

10:50 pm August, 24 Thornbush von Keeglebroach said...

And fuck you Whoop-Di-Douche for steamrolling my comment with the word “Jeebus”.
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Have you no CLASS???

11:09 pm August, 24 ŁłæËMmmMÆhhh said...

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I’m gonna luv u

11:18 pm August, 24 Stephanie said...

I just saw lice hopping out of that dude.

1:12 am August, 25 tall guy said...

I like the look of the hot but the ‘bag got me thinking (forgive the Carrie Bradshaw-style segue): is a carnie a ‘bag? Because this dude looks like a carnie dressed up for Saturday night.

2:27 am August, 25 JT Rastus said...

Tommy Pudwack got 5 stars.

7:00 am August, 25 Deltus said...

The things I would do to be Aqua Pear’s ass slave, you have no idea…

7:35 am August, 25 Sack O Douche said...

God damn it! Aqua Pear = another trip to the office bathroom.

8:18 am August, 25 DarkSock said...

Everything was fucked up and funky in the 70’s; as you can see here, Colonel Sanders was no exception.

8:20 am August, 25 DarkSock said...

Ambien and Tanquerey is a helluva drug
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must remember to get Ms
Sock as drunk as I am next time I make lecherous advances. Damn You, Sobriety!

9:20 am August, 25 Douchelips said...

Awesome! Haven’t seen a Hippie-bag on the Fourth of July in ages….

9:35 am August, 25 douche bagel said...

i can smell the patchouli oil and birkenstocks from here

2:14 pm August, 25 Sack O Douche said...

Damn it! I “came” to see Aqua Pear again and I get all worked “up”.

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