Monday, August 30, 2010

The Club Moes Voted

The Club Moes took time out of spending their parents money on overpriced club validation meant to cover the drifting aimlessness of their early 20s to vote in the HCwDB of the Week.

Have you voted yet?

# posted by douchebag1
11:34 am August, 30 DarkSock said...

This is what the inside of Samurai Scrote’s HEPA filter looks like.

11:34 am August, 30 Wheezer said...

This looks like an all-ages club. These guys might grow up someday…..nah, fuck that! Dey gon’ parTAYYYYY and flip off cameras their whole lives!

11:36 am August, 30 End the Haberdouchery said...

No way, Mikey is getting a table at the club tonight for $500 dollars!? We gotta roll. I’ll get a $30 bottle of vodka for $200.
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Idiots.

12:17 pm August, 30 Captain Garanichode said...

the bone-gobblin’ conjoined triplets of Nino El d’Scrote vs. the prodigious queef sisters in an all out cage match… THIS SUNDAY ONLY!!!

12:19 pm August, 30 Captain Garanichode said...

Looks like Pumpy’s abortion filled kiddy pool..

12:40 pm August, 30 Blinded by the Shite said...

Those tartan trousers really clash with the Mondrian background.

12:50 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

I’m going with Jungle McDonald. The Britney sisters are the only hotts that are really working for me, although maybe it’s because I’m trippin’ balls and it’s Monday and I can’t stop these fuccen bats from getting at me eyes.

12:56 pm August, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

What Dark Sock said sans the tripping balls part

1:00 pm August, 30 Anonymous said...

Is that a quartasian in the back?

1:05 pm August, 30 mr.reeve said...

Another reason to avoid clubs all cost. Choad, dickhead and ass wipe here are always there waiting.

3:28 pm August, 30 Steve L. said...

the Club Moes provide a powerful argument to not vote in the weekly.
no just kiding.
or was i?

3:29 pm August, 30 Steve L. said...

nevertheless, i still voted.

3:59 pm August, 30 Deltus said...

I would stand on their pathetically undersized table, and pee on the lot of them. Not in the butts, either. Full on golden shower.

5:09 pm August, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

There is no one in this pic that is old enough to purchase cigarettes. Which also means there would be a stronger penalty for me snapping off that kid’s middle finger and stuffing it up his ass. Damnit.

5:18 pm August, 30 Sack O Douche said...

It’s the latest photo from “Club Chode” in downtown Bakersfield. It’s a happening place. All you have to do is have a sweet hand gesture to show the bouncers and you are in for free.

8:08 pm August, 30 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Well, for the record, there is some nice suckle neck-gnaw shoulder on the top.
And nothing worthy of being porch beef in the front.

3:02 pm August, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It appears that Moe #1 didn’t get the memo about “throwing devil horns” for the cameras that night. Guess who’s buyin’ the next round of Diet Cokes for the crew?

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