Thursday, August 12, 2010

The Garden of Earthly Douche Blights

Today’s been way too heavy on hottie delights and not remotely troubling enough in revealing our societal douche plague.

So meet Stan and Luis and their three Bleethy ladies, Laurie, Carly and Mo.

Count the douchetributes that make this swill a lesson in cultural neglect.

Rosary beads, douche faces, hand gestures, Ed Hardy bikinis and stupid white belt.

It’s Dickensian in its tragedy, with a dash of comedic groin punch. But Aqua Boobies offer a ray of hope and a path for the righteous to fondle.

# posted by douchebag1
12:53 pm August, 12 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

I’m pretty sure Stan has bumped uglies with Plinky’s mom. Then she branded her name into his right arm.

12:59 pm August, 12 Guns-N-Douches said...

I’m scared that I can get herpes just typing in a comment on this picture.

1:07 pm August, 12 Crucial Head said...

“Laurie, Carlie, and Mo…”
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I ain’t gots anything funnier than that… so I’ll just sit back and read the comments of my fellow ‘baghunters and huntresses.

1:08 pm August, 12 Crucial Head said...

nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…

1:13 pm August, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Seconds later Stan drove his two stiff fingers deep into Laurie’s unprotected eyes. At which point Carlie pinwheeled her arm around and bopped Mo on the head and she in turn, tongue punched the brunette in the fart box.

1:14 pm August, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Woo woo woo woo woo!

1:22 pm August, 12 mr.reeve said...

Too much poo for one to handle. I try focusing on Aqua only. T.F. comes to mind with her.

1:34 pm August, 12 douche bagel said...

bloseph and the technicolor bleeth-scrotes careers did not pan out as a dance crew so they decided to pose for valtrex’s new ad campaign “having fun with herpes”

1:42 pm August, 12 Plowboy said...

They’re French Canadian, are you surprised?

1:43 pm August, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture goes to prove that the show Jersey Shore can be casted with people from just about any corner of the globe.

1:45 pm August, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

A rare sighting of latinobags with Pinky Periera (see both fore arms) douching it up Aqua-boobs looks like she can whoop some ass latina ghetto style.
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Notice the sign in the background, I can’t translate it although I do see Brau which I think is German for Bra which in this case is Spanish for vato

2:03 pm August, 12 massengill said...

I think this is the cast for the new Friday the 13th movie “Jason Does the Jerz” coming out tomorrow.

2:18 pm August, 12 Claude Douchenburg said...

I want to cut Carley’s swim suit right in the middle so her top curls up like an old fashion pull blind and the bottom un rolls like a red carpet.

2:23 pm August, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

I want to strangle the ladies with their own hair. And now I think I have swine flu from looking at the one in the middle.

3:06 pm August, 12 Sack O Douche said...

I too want to strangle these ladies……..with my COCKK!!!!

3:07 pm August, 12 Steve L. said...

ooooh Ed Hardy bikinis. haven’t seen that in a long time.
Ed Hardy wishes he can sell more bikinis before he closed down his Australian franchise. HA!

3:34 pm August, 12 Eliza Douchecoo said...

If this were some strange anti-verse we lived in these chicks would be hott, however they are all disgusting, after I had sex with each of them for roughly 15 seconds I would not, I repeat not fall asleep for fear of what they might steal…who am I kidding I’d fall asleep.

3:45 pm August, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Laurie, Carly and Mo will be OK if we keep them from poking each other in the eye, keep them away from blunt objects, and strip ’em down and stick ’em in a decontamination shower, then put them in isolation for 48 hours and see if they’re still showing signs of infection.

4:06 pm August, 12 DarkSock said...

The new Gilligan’s Island cast were collecting unemployment the week after the Neilsen scan results came back.

4:12 pm August, 12 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hmmmmm. I think we may have seen these folks before, back a few months. Perhaps Wheezer recalls them better’n me.
Oh, and yes, they’re still at it.

4:45 pm August, 12 Douchble Helix said...

In this quagmire of poo, I worry that Pepe La Pew’s titties are being ignored. And that would be wrong.

5:48 pm August, 12 Chevy Doucherado said...

It may be just my current mood but something about this pic makes me think “bukkake”

6:36 pm August, 12 skrag2112 said...

@Et Tu Douche?

It probably says Brau-Haus. German for brew house. The little cartoon guy in lederhausen carrying a beer and an accordian definitely points to a brew house and garden.
Any real Germans seeing these walking coldsores in their establishment are probably thinking “Der Fuhrer vill not be pleased!”

8:49 pm August, 12 Stephanie said...

Yes, two plus two does equal four,good job moron!

11:06 pm August, 12 Baleen said...

Why the fuck do college kids, old women, and crackheads always get tazed by the cops, but you never see a stage four bag get popped. I’d like to go all Khmer Rouge on these tards with bedsprings, marine batteries, and copper wire. The random jolts will then be administered by my two laughing children.

12:39 am August, 13 survey says...you're a douche said...

So meet Nad and 70’s GI Joe and their strawberry showgirls Whorie, Snarly and hoe.

9:00 am August, 13 Douche de Leche said...

Yes they are French Canadian (what a sad day for us) but this has been going on for too long, we have to expose our intl level douches.

11:35 am August, 13 Blinded by the Shite said...

Joot allures!

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