Friday, August 20, 2010
The Modelbag
Pec reveal, chest shave and carrying a picture around of yourself in a magazine ad.
Add ’em up and Miami Beach just turned in its library card and slapped a penguin.
Licky Lisa’s tongue is playful, but her eyes betray the fear of Yanni music and forceful gropings by the pool at 2am.
Trapper John is glad he got shipped home from the M*A*S*H unit.
Licky Lisa: think Natalie Portman with Eva Mendes’ eyes.
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Whatever image you see from that combo, it’ll still get me fwappin’.
The Modelbag loves him some him. “Look at my underwear spread.” he tells Lisa. Lisa just wants to lick Rita all over and have nothing to do with Chad, the Modelbag.
those girls suck just as much as him. unless they are baghunting then well done! i bet lisa gives a mean rim job and then punches you in the face when shes done
Speaking of punching, I really want to punch that a-hole smirk right off his douchebag face.
Old pseudo-modelbag clinging to your wasted youth, me thinks your being mocked on by these girls.
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Bring on the Pear!!!!
can someone tell me how to upload a pic to my profile? cant find it on wordpress
his expression belies the fact that he has gas pains while keestering razor blades
bagel, go to Forum section, Steve L will guide you
thanks creature
Will Ferrel Sr. posed for everything from BVD underwear ads to Blueboy magazine party line phones to put his boy through USC. The big money was earned turning tricks on Manchester blowing homeless men outside the Forum behind the porta potties
The set of The Rockford Files remake ground to a halt when a Playgirl magazine mistakenly slipped out of the exposed top of James Garner, Jr. as he was about to perform his first love scene.
Is that hairless devil “The Hoff” ??
He appears to be at an ugly chick convention. I bet he’s paid2pose.
His spread is actually on the next page, but double jacking a Shake-Weight for Seniors wasn’t nearly as awesome as telling the girls you’re the guy in the underwear. Honestly, you’re the guy in the underwear.
@Captain Garanichode^
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He’s actually called “The Hoof”. Has something to do with horses and urine.
Licky Lisa has crazy eyes. She looks like she’d appreciate a little hair pulling and cockk punching. I’d also venture a guess that ass play is on the menu
this guy is borderline oldbag. hang it up Chip and hit the early dinner specials at Perkins
Will Farrel and Natalie Merchant go slumming?
Thats Jack Blacks sister Catrina
Though younger than me, he’s a definite old bag. Another difference, and the one the makes all the difference, I don’t weep over my lost youth like this grizzling sook probably does. Not sure about the gunnies either. I’d be suggesting they need a little discipline very early on a first date scenario.
He begs to be taking seriously as an actor…
Someone must have died, because milfy Mary’s chest is at half-mast…
That little photo of the man in the Speedo is a lot more interesting than the pud holding it.
Oh, sorry, it’s a Calvin Klein underwear ad. Still interesting.
The Rockford Pedofiles.
This photo looks like it came from an open call somewhere in an Easter Bloc country. The model bag’s orangina colored hair is a dead giveaway.
this is what Arthur Kade would look like if she succeeded at modeling.
and thank god he’s a miserable failure.
if HE succeeded at modeling.
i guess what i meant to say was, “if IT succeeded at modeling.”