Friday, August 20, 2010

The Modelbag

Pec reveal, chest shave and carrying a picture around of yourself in a magazine ad.

Add ’em up and Miami Beach just turned in its library card and slapped a penguin.

Licky Lisa’s tongue is playful, but her eyes betray the fear of Yanni music and forceful gropings by the pool at 2am.

# posted by douchebag1
9:19 am August, 20 Wheezer said...

Trapper John is glad he got shipped home from the M*A*S*H unit.

9:22 am August, 20 Wheezer said...

Licky Lisa: think Natalie Portman with Eva Mendes’ eyes.
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Whatever image you see from that combo, it’ll still get me fwappin’.

9:28 am August, 20 mr.reeve said...

The Modelbag loves him some him. “Look at my underwear spread.” he tells Lisa. Lisa just wants to lick Rita all over and have nothing to do with Chad, the Modelbag.

9:36 am August, 20 douche bagel said...

those girls suck just as much as him. unless they are baghunting then well done! i bet lisa gives a mean rim job and then punches you in the face when shes done

9:40 am August, 20 retard said...

Speaking of punching, I really want to punch that a-hole smirk right off his douchebag face.

9:46 am August, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Old pseudo-modelbag clinging to your wasted youth, me thinks your being mocked on by these girls.
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Bring on the Pear!!!!

9:49 am August, 20 douche bagel said...

can someone tell me how to upload a pic to my profile? cant find it on wordpress

9:51 am August, 20 creature said...

his expression belies the fact that he has gas pains while keestering razor blades

9:54 am August, 20 creature said...

bagel, go to Forum section, Steve L will guide you

10:00 am August, 20 douche bagel said...

thanks creature

10:02 am August, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Will Ferrel Sr. posed for everything from BVD underwear ads to Blueboy magazine party line phones to put his boy through USC. The big money was earned turning tricks on Manchester blowing homeless men outside the Forum behind the porta potties

10:04 am August, 20 Crucial Head said...

The set of The Rockford Files remake ground to a halt when a Playgirl magazine mistakenly slipped out of the exposed top of James Garner, Jr. as he was about to perform his first love scene.

10:13 am August, 20 Captain Garanichode said...

Is that hairless devil “The Hoff” ??

10:14 am August, 20 anonymous said...

He appears to be at an ugly chick convention. I bet he’s paid2pose.

10:16 am August, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His spread is actually on the next page, but double jacking a Shake-Weight for Seniors wasn’t nearly as awesome as telling the girls you’re the guy in the underwear. Honestly, you’re the guy in the underwear.

10:18 am August, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Captain Garanichode^
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He’s actually called “The Hoof”. Has something to do with horses and urine.

10:18 am August, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Licky Lisa has crazy eyes. She looks like she’d appreciate a little hair pulling and cockk punching. I’d also venture a guess that ass play is on the menu

10:21 am August, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

this guy is borderline oldbag. hang it up Chip and hit the early dinner specials at Perkins

10:22 am August, 20 Douche Dastardly said...

Will Farrel and Natalie Merchant go slumming?

10:27 am August, 20 Turdacious said...

Thats Jack Blacks sister Catrina

10:29 am August, 20 tall guy said...

Though younger than me, he’s a definite old bag. Another difference, and the one the makes all the difference, I don’t weep over my lost youth like this grizzling sook probably does. Not sure about the gunnies either. I’d be suggesting they need a little discipline very early on a first date scenario.

10:44 am August, 20 Stephanie said...

He begs to be taking seriously as an actor…

10:44 am August, 20 Fatness said...

Someone must have died, because milfy Mary’s chest is at half-mast…

11:53 am August, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

That little photo of the man in the Speedo is a lot more interesting than the pud holding it.

11:54 am August, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Oh, sorry, it’s a Calvin Klein underwear ad. Still interesting.

1:31 pm August, 20 Bentclaw Von Elbowlips said...

The Rockford Pedofiles.

2:11 pm August, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This photo looks like it came from an open call somewhere in an Easter Bloc country. The model bag’s orangina colored hair is a dead giveaway.

10:43 pm August, 20 Steve L. said...

this is what Arthur Kade would look like if she succeeded at modeling.
and thank god he’s a miserable failure.

10:44 pm August, 20 Steve L. said...

if HE succeeded at modeling.
i guess what i meant to say was, “if IT succeeded at modeling.”

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