Thursday, August 12, 2010

This Week in Basebaggery: Update


Yesterday we watched the story of Texas Hot Chick Sara who got beaned and her douchey boyfriend, Bo, who smirked it up afterward.

Today they appeared on The Early Show to reveal:

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Appearing on CBS’ “The Early Show” on Thursday morning, the running Romeo and jilted Juliet hemmed and hawed when asked by anchor Harry Smith if they were still an item.

“Well, I mean it’s not over because of the ball,” she said before trailing off.

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Lets hope it’s over because of that chin fung. Video here.

# posted by douchebag1
5:27 pm August, 12 Ed Hardouche said...

I used to hump guys like that when I was in prison.

5:30 pm August, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

She’s got nice cleave and he’s still a douche even more so with that stupid lip ring and still say he got some from her after the game.

6:20 pm August, 12 skrag2112 said...

I would like to chain this asswad to a fence, aim a ball pitching machine at him, load it with 1000 baseballs, and put it on full auto.

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6:54 pm August, 12 Mr. White said...

God, he is stunningly stupid. Not because of the whole baseball brouhaha, mind you–I assume he’s been stunningly stupid all his life.
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If she’s smart, she’ll make her deal to pose for Playboy (or at least Hustler) now. She’s about about :30 of her 15 minutes of fame left.
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Sadly, I don’t think she’s particularly smart, either.

8:36 pm August, 12 brownlung said...

“particularly” ?

REALLY? .. ” PARTICULARLY ” ?

No,not particularly.

Sad.

8:57 pm August, 12 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

my god that guy is an idiot. he’s almost too dumb to be a douchebag. you need some minimal capacity for self awareness to be fully accountable here,

of course, she’s no rocket surgeon herself

9:01 pm August, 12 Stephanie said...

Brain dead youth of today…he didn’t even try to catch that ball.
He He He,we moved up from the back…to watch the game….he he he.

9:29 pm August, 12 Dex said...

My autistic stepbrother speaks better than that turd. And HE would probably catch the ball.

10:04 pm August, 12 Mr. Biggs said...

As goes the baseball, so shall go the child custody battle.

10:35 pm August, 12 Baleen said...

So her tolerance for pain is high?
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Just sayin’

12:46 am August, 13 ass to mouth resuscitation said...

Bo: So whats up will you teabag me softly later?
Sara: Hee Hee Only if you fist me.

5:24 am August, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Beware of douchebags in non-douche clothing.

6:35 am August, 13 Claude Douchenburg said...

I thought that was so cute, he is a pile of poo though.

6:44 am August, 13 Troy Tempest said...

From the article:

A reader named Bernadette writes in with more: “The couple was on the phone with a local radio station in Houston, 104.1 KRBE, this morning. They were scheduled to be in the studio with 104’s morning show, Roula and Ryan, but received a call to be on the morning show in New York . The couple did call in to talk about their story. They have only been dating a few months. She was only in Texas for the summer. Prior to the ‘foul ball’ incident the couple had already discussed that they would part ways when she heads back to Florida.”

So, basically, she’s just some empty headed bimbo who went to Texas for the summer and wanted a fuck toy. He’s just another drooling fuckwit who figured he’d get some hot poontang for the summer. They are both clueless sacks of poo along for the ride. They have no sense of agency. They’re just slumming through life, livin’ big. They are targets.

6:45 am August, 13 Troy Tempest said...

damn button.

They are targets for the collapse. They are the smiling happy flappers of 1928.

7:08 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

She needs some training;
I would suckle her boobies
and fondle her ass.

7:11 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His ducking the fly ball is most likely symbollic of every challenge or major responsibility he’s faced in his short, party filled life. Education – DUCK! Develop morals and values – SWERVE! Establish a meaningful relationship with your parents – DODGE! Start a career – COWER!
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And he in turn represents of a noticable percentage of his generation.
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Troy’s right about her too. She needs to have her head filled. Through her mouth.

8:56 am August, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Verily, these two are the future of America. Scary, isn’t it?

9:02 am August, 13 The Doutche Oven said...

That’s funny… he never used to duck out of the way of balls when he was in prison.

9:04 am August, 13 douche bagel said...

i watched the original video. the guy is a wanker. i must admit i was curious to watch this video… *click*
as soon as i saw this dumbshit lookin around like a bobble head and smiling like a retard i knew it was gonna be a tough watch… as soon as she opened her mouth i had to close the link. hopefully he got a verbal lashing. im guessing they got paid to be on the early show as well as the radio appearances. im going to boycott this douche like i boycott the jersey shore and that doorstop spencer pratt. fame is the preverbial log to the douche fire and i want to take the preverbial fire extinguisher and beat them over the head with it. im done viewing the douche

9:37 am August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Matt Stafford agrees with the baghunters and shakes his head in disgust.

11:55 am August, 13 Blinded by the Shite said...

“It’s not about the ball…..”

Wow. She must have found out that he’s as dumb a shitsack as he looks.
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There’s some hope for the rest of us after all; wait, who am I kidding?

1:57 pm August, 13 Sack O Douche said...

Fuck em both. Especially her. Right in the meat ass!

2:33 pm August, 13 Steve said...

You know this bitch is gonna get a reality show now. I guarantee it. Since she dumped him and she needs a new man (I mean douchebag). They’ll even call it something like “Dive In For Me” or something stupid like that as a joke on what made her famous.

9:57 pm August, 14 Steve L. said...

if she’s dumb enough to go out with him why isn’t she dumb enough to have a one night stand with me?
… i’ve asked that question too many times.

1:23 pm August, 16 wolfram74 said...

A future in gay porn beckons for that parsnip

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