Friday, August 13, 2010

Tina Fails to Join Our Hallowed “Hall of Hott”


Yesterday, we held a quorum for Suckle Thigh Red Head Curvy Legged Tina’s application to our hallowed Hall of Hott.

The voters spoke. Alas, despite the perfection of completely perfect suckleable gnaw leggishness, she did not.

Sorry, Tina. I would suggest another pose to add to the arsenal. “Hand on Hip” is solid, but clearly not enough to become hott legend.

# posted by douchebag1
11:11 am August, 13 mr.reeve said...

Show some pear and frontal next time Tina. You are very close. We need more. As for vestbag and color clown. Fuck off! I want some damn ass pear.

11:13 am August, 13 anonymous said...

Rightfully so.

11:14 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

I think the Boss is callin’ us out. But I agree with mr. reeve on needing some pear and boobie shots…..because I’m just greedy like that.
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I’m off to work, though, so you crazy mofo’s enjoy your weekend and today’s Ass Pear!

11:15 am August, 13 Mortimer Thunderknuckle said...

Despite the mammoth schnozz on the redhead in the teal evening gown… I would hit it with ruthless abandon.

11:17 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

This is Russia. This is Russia, right?
This has to be a foreign country. This is a foreign country, right?
Tina’s the only hott there. She’s the only hott there, right?
Blondie is shoving a hand rake up Pinky Soap Hat Choad’s arse . Blondie is shoving a hand rake up Pinky Soap Hat Choad arse , right?

11:19 am August, 13 Bag Margera said...

She could have replaced Kristen Dunst as Mary Jane… But that’s really not saying much.

11:20 am August, 13 creature said...

she’s cute, yeah… but nekkid spread out on a futon in my garden, that would be hot!

11:30 am August, 13 Crucial Head said...

The mirthful mood of the party guests was suddenly stifled as the column supporting the main roof truss above began to fail.

11:30 am August, 13 doucheywallnuts said...

Bikini photos are a must in order to be Hall Hott-worthy.

11:30 am August, 13 End the Haberdouchery said...

Question to the community: Once a quorum is held for HoH contention, can the potential candidate be reconsidered at a later date if said candidate offers significant contributions to their body of work?

11:36 am August, 13 creature said...

if by ‘contributions to their body of work’ you mean blowing regs, then yes, indeed!

11:36 am August, 13 Anonymous said...

There it is again. Same pose, left side forcefully turned to the camera, despite it being really weird in this instance. Left side of the face, over the shoulder, same expression. Betty Grable’s famous pose, was in fact unplanned–she was 5 months pregnant at the time and at the last minute turned away because she was nervous about her little tummy. However, there is more than enough evidence to convince us of her fapworthiness.
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In Tina’s case, something is afoot. This is a prime example of working “The angles”. She’s practiced this pose far too well. Let us know that trap, let us learn from the example of Pear Chan. If the pics are always hiding something, it’s because she has something to hide. Good work, ‘Baghunters and huntresses. You have defended the sacred annals of the HOH.
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Huh huh, I said “annals”.

11:36 am August, 13 mr.reeve said...

@crucial,
you can never trust those god damned structural engineers!

11:36 am August, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ God Damn, you, CCleaner. That was me ^

11:37 am August, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

FUCK YOU, WORDPRESS!!!!

11:50 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

@ Medusa
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When I went to my g-mail to retrieve my hyroglyphic password at the top it said:
“Summer’s Eve – http://www.summerseve.com – Learn about new ways to freshness. See what Summer’s Eve has to offer.”

12:00 pm August, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Seems Tinas’ a one trick/pose pony but I would gladly mount her.

12:15 pm August, 13 Dicy said...

Nooo! I should have voted. I thought Tina was an easy in and the regs would all vote yes, so I felt my input wasn’t needed. Sigh, I still think she’s really hott.

12:17 pm August, 13 boatbutter said...

I believe that Naomi should occupy Tina’s quorum slot. Can a quorum be called on a quorum?

12:55 pm August, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The integrity of the hall is maintained.
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And word to douchebag, when you model your look on Turtle from Entourage, you don’t deserve to be in the presence of these hotts. I hope a bear comes by tonight, rolls you up in your Coleman tent, and smokes you like a big, fat, greased up blunt..

1:00 pm August, 13 tall guy said...

Naomi and Paid Poser (aka Paid-to-Pose) Pamela are both worthy HoH candidates. Cali bling-wearing ‘bag deserves instant HoS.

1:06 pm August, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Tina and the other redhead making out would put my brain in vapor lock.

1:31 pm August, 13 mr.reeve said...

I am with tallguy. Naomi and Pamela are perfection and deserve HoH considerations.

1:45 pm August, 13 Mr. White said...

It’s not TIna’s fault that she had to have the bones in her wrist fused with her hip at the age of 9.

1:54 pm August, 13 Sack O Douche said...

Next time Red. Next time. I too agree with tallguy. Naomi and Pamela make my pants wet, hard and sticky. Gotta go. Sorry.

3:40 pm August, 13 Mr. White said...

I have a theory as to why Tina always makes the same pose. I found a picture of her father. I suspect it’s genetic.

7:14 pm August, 13 Anonymous said...

This girl has HoH written all over her.
If the regs & mods insist on seeing it tatted on her ass, well, I guess that’s their choice, but she was definitely prime material!

7:15 pm August, 13 Anonymous said...

also, I’m sick of posting as anon, but have sh!t all for a clever handle…will get back to that.

9:58 pm August, 13 Justin said...

This is insane. You have all gone out of bounds, sour, foul, salty, and loco. This girl is sweet, beautiful, and near perfection. Tina has been robbed!! Bikini? Ass pear? Y’all have been watching too much porn…this girl is soft, perfect, non-bleethed lusciousness…

12:48 am August, 14 Baron Von Goolo said...

FEH!! A pox on you naysayers! A POX I SAY!!!
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And now, I wait. My retribution in Tina’s name shall come at your darkest hour, and it may or may not include hornets and lunch meat.
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A storm of unpleasantry is brewing. Oh, you bejja it is…

12:46 pm August, 14 Blinded by the Shite said...

In Russia douche laughs you.

7:26 pm August, 14 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

No question, Tina has the lovely face and hair of a Hall of Hott member, but the question remaining is, “What about her legs, ass , boobies, waistline?” For her smile and body language suggest, no, SCREAM, “Hott, Hott, Hott!”

Indeed, certain of of us DO GET IT.

10:13 pm August, 14 Steve L. said...

that pool table pic was stellar. no hot leg reveal, and i don’t think her cradle looks very professional, but c’mon, hot chick playing pool. what more can you ask for?

5:10 pm August, 15 DarkSock said...

anon: How about “As I Lay Douching”? Or “Just Douche It”? Or “How Do You Douche?”

5:12 pm August, 15 DarkSock said...

My Weena Pouts For Tina. Whatever Baron is plotting for youse naysayers, I’m there to hold you down for him.
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“But DarkSock, we need Angles! WAHHH!”
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I need only the angle of my dangle, which because of Tina caused my dong to rape my own belly button.

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