Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Upside Down Glasses ‘Bag
UDGB heartily approves of Brothabag Edgar and Josslyn winning the HCwDB of the Week.
Kimberly just wants to find Sandra and Nicole and go to Carl’s Jr. for tacos.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
Log In / Sign Up
Not a member ? Join Us Now
Archives
- September 2023
- August 2022
- June 2022
- February 2022
- September 2021
- January 2021
- October 2020
- August 2020
- June 2020
- April 2020
- January 2020
- June 2019
- April 2019
- January 2019
- December 2018
- August 2018
- April 2018
- February 2018
- January 2018
- December 2017
- October 2017
- August 2017
- June 2017
- March 2017
- January 2017
- December 2016
- November 2016
- September 2016
- August 2016
- July 2016
- June 2016
- May 2016
- March 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- December 2015
- November 2015
- October 2015
- September 2015
- August 2015
- July 2015
- June 2015
- May 2015
- April 2015
- March 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- November 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- July 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
- March 2011
- February 2011
- January 2011
- November 2010
- October 2010
- September 2010
- August 2010
- July 2010
- June 2010
- May 2010
- April 2010
- March 2010
- February 2010
- January 2010
- December 2009
- November 2009
- October 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- February 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- September 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- May 2005
- April 2005
- March 2005
- February 2005
- January 2005
Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
-----------
Guerra estupido!” Everyone knows King Taco is the place to go
Undying
Desire to
Gobble
Balls
Un-reversable
Damage to
Gall
Bladder
wow great tag. you seem to have captured the elusive sharting mantis in his natural habitat
http://www.damionalexander.net/wp-content/uploads/praying-mantis.JPG
I’m reading his chinese eye chart on his ribs there. It says, “I didn’t have enough money to get a real tattoo.”
“I wish this was a golden shower”
No, wait, it says “Post No Bills”.
he’s choad alright, but seems happy & fun loving… Kimberly should try Creature’s Taco Invasion stand for a dose of the One-eyed Churro!
With no Apologies to John Denver, because he was an idiot:
Weeell life on the beach is pretty laid back
Nothing for a douche to do but hack
and get Kimberly Hott in the sack
Thank God I’m a douchie fuck.
The Goose is all gone it makes me frown
I’ll wear my glasses upside down
Cuz I’m the biggest ass in town
Thank God I’m a douchie fuck.
I got me a tatt
and I got no guts
Don’t call me stupid
I’m just a putz
I’m cowardly dope
whose stuck in the ruts
Thank God I’m a douchie fuck!
And his tatt says:
“No MSG”
if only that were acid rain
confucious say “does wristband ooze greasy tatt or greasy tatt ooze wristband?”
The rain has made his wrist band leak black paint down his left arm. Gotta buy the good wrist bands UDGB not the Big Lots ones.
Uncircumcised
Dicks
Gobbled
Daily
Used
Dildo
Gobbling
Buttocks
Sweet Aladdin’s Lamp this guy is bad. He’s about as organized as last nights corn and hot sausage dinner I just blew out my stink star.
“Drunk with the shades on upside down” is the new “drunk with a lampshade on your head”.
Undulating
Donkey’s
Giant
Boners
Ubiquitous
Dildonic
Gunt
Belcher
looks like his necklace is on upside down too.
.
the crowd is receiving a literal douche.
.
vinegary…
Upside
Down
Geo
Bankruptcy
This is the Coca-Cola®©™ Cool Zone©™® scene from the upcoming film “Mad Max 4: Whore Bitch Deserved It.”
There once was a ‘bag with upside down glasses.
Him, his bros, and his extended family were asses.
Kim looked on in disgust.
For it was late in August.
And the water was herp stew from the masses.
^Amerigo Vesdouchey
Nice spare tire.
“I don’t know what all the fuss is about, showering is easy”.
A douche who wears shade upside down
Caused the hotties around him to frown
As the water did fall
he continued to appall
when they noticed his puddle was brown.
If ya’ slapped him on the upside, would his glasses do a right side up?
Someone in Farmville is looking for a bug to finish their collection…
FLYTEETH’s eyes were last spotted on the Jersey Shore on a douchebag he was irritating.
i approve of Kimberly getting all sprayed and drenched and wet and stuff.
i also approve of lynching UDGB.
GEEZ! Upside down BODY BAG. He has a flat chest and an protruding belly. Could forgive that at age 50, but 20’s? Farker seriously needs to hit the weights. Tatt on biceps is nil if he never lifted anything heavier than a 12 oz Natty Light.
Is he,could he be using a lighting and shouting “freebird”?!
I meant :
could he be using a lighter and shouting freebird.
I don’t feel so well and cannot type with that picture in my face.
@ Dark Sock
Apologies, Sir: seems I repeated your riff on the misplacement of body contour for this douche. In addition to the typo for some bad grammar, I owe penance.
I had my Chinese laundry translate his body tat.
It says “Revolutionary treatment for disabled asshat”