Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Upside Down Glasses ‘Bag

UDGB heartily approves of Brothabag Edgar and Josslyn winning the HCwDB of the Week.

Kimberly just wants to find Sandra and Nicole and go to Carl’s Jr. for tacos.

# posted by douchebag1
9:36 am August, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Guerra estupido!” Everyone knows King Taco is the place to go

9:37 am August, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Undying
Desire to
Gobble
Balls

9:39 am August, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Un-reversable
Damage to
Gall
Bladder

9:39 am August, 18 douche bagel said...

wow great tag. you seem to have captured the elusive sharting mantis in his natural habitat
http://www.damionalexander.net/wp-content/uploads/praying-mantis.JPG

9:40 am August, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m reading his chinese eye chart on his ribs there. It says, “I didn’t have enough money to get a real tattoo.”

9:40 am August, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

“I wish this was a golden shower”

9:41 am August, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

No, wait, it says “Post No Bills”.

9:42 am August, 18 creature said...

he’s choad alright, but seems happy & fun loving… Kimberly should try Creature’s Taco Invasion stand for a dose of the One-eyed Churro!

9:42 am August, 18 Troy Tempest said...

With no Apologies to John Denver, because he was an idiot:

Weeell life on the beach is pretty laid back
Nothing for a douche to do but hack
and get Kimberly Hott in the sack
Thank God I’m a douchie fuck.

The Goose is all gone it makes me frown
I’ll wear my glasses upside down
Cuz I’m the biggest ass in town
Thank God I’m a douchie fuck.

I got me a tatt
and I got no guts
Don’t call me stupid
I’m just a putz
I’m cowardly dope
whose stuck in the ruts

Thank God I’m a douchie fuck!

9:43 am August, 18 Troy Tempest said...

And his tatt says:

“No MSG”

9:44 am August, 18 douche bagel said...

if only that were acid rain

9:48 am August, 18 douche bagel said...

confucious say “does wristband ooze greasy tatt or greasy tatt ooze wristband?”

9:49 am August, 18 mr.reeve said...

The rain has made his wrist band leak black paint down his left arm. Gotta buy the good wrist bands UDGB not the Big Lots ones.

Uncircumcised
Dicks
Gobbled
Daily

9:58 am August, 18 douche bagel said...

Used
Dildo
Gobbling
Buttocks

10:12 am August, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sweet Aladdin’s Lamp this guy is bad. He’s about as organized as last nights corn and hot sausage dinner I just blew out my stink star.

10:27 am August, 18 DarkSock said...

“Drunk with the shades on upside down” is the new “drunk with a lampshade on your head”.

Undulating
Donkey’s
Giant
Boners

10:28 am August, 18 DarkSock said...

Ubiquitous
Dildonic
Gunt
Belcher

10:29 am August, 18 jonezy said...

looks like his necklace is on upside down too.
.
the crowd is receiving a literal douche.
.
vinegary…

10:30 am August, 18 DarkSock said...

Upside
Down
Geo
Bankruptcy

10:54 am August, 18 massengill said...

This is the Coca-Cola®©™ Cool Zone©™® scene from the upcoming film “Mad Max 4: Whore Bitch Deserved It.”

10:55 am August, 18 Anonymous said...

There once was a ‘bag with upside down glasses.
Him, his bros, and his extended family were asses.
Kim looked on in disgust.
For it was late in August.
And the water was herp stew from the masses.

10:57 am August, 18 Anonymous said...

^Amerigo Vesdouchey

10:59 am August, 18 Fatness said...

Nice spare tire.

11:24 am August, 18 Blinded by the Shite said...

“I don’t know what all the fuss is about, showering is easy”.

11:39 am August, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

A douche who wears shade upside down
Caused the hotties around him to frown
As the water did fall
he continued to appall
when they noticed his puddle was brown.

7:08 pm August, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

If ya’ slapped him on the upside, would his glasses do a right side up?

7:10 pm August, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Someone in Farmville is looking for a bug to finish their collection…

7:13 pm August, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

FLYTEETH’s eyes were last spotted on the Jersey Shore on a douchebag he was irritating.

8:08 pm August, 18 Steve L. said...

i approve of Kimberly getting all sprayed and drenched and wet and stuff.
i also approve of lynching UDGB.

9:29 pm August, 18 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

GEEZ! Upside down BODY BAG. He has a flat chest and an protruding belly. Could forgive that at age 50, but 20’s? Farker seriously needs to hit the weights. Tatt on biceps is nil if he never lifted anything heavier than a 12 oz Natty Light.

9:36 pm August, 18 Stephanie said...

Is he,could he be using a lighting and shouting “freebird”?!

9:38 pm August, 18 Stephanie said...

I meant :
could he be using a lighter and shouting freebird.
I don’t feel so well and cannot type with that picture in my face.

9:45 pm August, 18 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

@ Dark Sock

Apologies, Sir: seems I repeated your riff on the misplacement of body contour for this douche. In addition to the typo for some bad grammar, I owe penance.

3:21 am August, 20 iDouche said...

I had my Chinese laundry translate his body tat.
It says “Revolutionary treatment for disabled asshat”

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