Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Where’s Four Prong?
Somewhere, buried deep in this pile of overpriced and inane bottle service and asstacular yuppie scum pretending to have more fun than they’re actually having, I’ve carefully hidden legendary clubdouche, Four Prong.
Look closely.
Can you find his spikey visage?
Spikey is behind the Wahlberg brother in the front.
The girl in the center appears to be bottomless, one of my prongs would be located nearest her nether region.
How many prongs do I have is the real question?
Ah, our erstwhile gender mutant returns. It’s 04:28 here, and very quiet. Luckily I’ve fortified myself with a second cup of coffee, otherwise the shock of Four Prong exposure might have been too overwhelming.
I’d hazard a guess that the silk satin pajamas Five Prong is wearing are the true indicator of his origins: Samurai Scrote’s nether-world. Those are chopsticks poking out his head.
And giving us all a headache.
I have it on somewhat shaky authority that FLYTEETH is checking out to see whether comely brunette is in fact bottomless, or wearing pantyhose. However, I don’t expect to necessarily hear back from a TARMALIZED insect what is found during said inspection.
Actually looks like she has vitiligo.
I think I saw upper right chick crying in a commercial once.
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Crying over the pollution of Ed Hardy plague.
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And Pollution is winning.
upper right chick is Pete Postlethwaite
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(I didn’t know his/her name either before I looked it up)
She finally has only four prongs. But I’m drunk again so I might be wrronng.
My desire to test-fire an AK-47 has never been so strong.
Douche Stew…needs salt….MR. WHITE: START POUNDING DOWN THE GATORADE!
In this startling imagery, scientists have actually captured the Herpes Virus reproducing.
I appear to need new glasses. Upon first glance I thought the logo at the lower right–next to the bottomless lass’s ass–read “Candycanal”.
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Hmmm…
Latest MySpace update for Happy Scrote in back: “omg!!!!!!!!! i was @ this partee nd ther wuz girlzzz there it wuz off tha hook! lol omg lolzzzzz i think i came in my undeez”
After extensive research it was found that the four prong was in fact an advanced camouflage mechanism.
This is Fran Drescher’s first appearance on the site, to my recollection.
Holy Shit it has mutated! It’s now ZOMBIE PRONG! Unfortunately for Zombie Prong it will not get fed tonight by attacking the douche’s head in front of him/her.
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@ Medusa
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If you really want to test fire an AK-47, just let me know.
What the fucck are Kumar and Howdy Doody looking at?
Heyyy…where is White? Medusa, did you forget him in the playroom after another cocooned head slave session?
4-Prong is activating my running-gag reflex.
if i look any closer, my eyes would be mysteriously skewered on some crusty yellow spike of hardened hair and then turned into eyeball kabob. i just KNOW IT.
Difficult to see through the tears brought on from all the vomiting.
the first thing that went through my head when i looked closely at this photograph : wow, what is he wearing, man…wow, shes naked man.
@WHOPP DI DOUCHE
SHE IS BOTOTMOS LESS! IN FUCCNE FACT< SHE WASS FUCCEN DIPPE DIN WATER AND THEN DUSTED IWTH COKE A SYOU CAN SEE INT EH PICTUER! ID SNORT THAT SLAPWOHASR!
“pretending to have more fun than they’re actually having…” Classic, Boss.
Good GRIEF, FLYTEETH, just as long as it’s coke and not DDT powder…be careful around any slapwhoar!
It’s always cute when a couple of Hotts join a gay party
Diseases and microbes under a petri dish that got close together.
Not to depress the masses further but the scrote rocking the dneck in the bottom left is dating a tasty hott I went to high school with and who is playing for the Seattle Lingerie Football League. Sigh.
‘Hey, everybody on facebook – look what a good time I’m having!!! I’M JUST HAVING SUCH A GREAT TIME!!!!!!’
‘… I was having this great time at a club with my boooy 4-prong, and i had to take a time out from all the bottle service to upload evidence of my GOOOOOOD TIMES to my blackberry facebook app. But I couldn’t get signal in the club, so I asked the super-hot club promoter if I could use his office computer to put it up, he totally hooked me up, and tried to make out with me … we snapped a pitcture of ourselves in the mirror, pretending to make out, which we then uploaded to facebook…. just to let everyone know what a GOOD TIME we were having’
4 Prong continues to confuse me with his/her/its choice in men/women. The Prong brings us a Shim Orgy with douche and hot thrown in. Still confused. What?
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