Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Where’s Four Prong?


Somewhere, buried deep in this pile of overpriced and inane bottle service and asstacular yuppie scum pretending to have more fun than they’re actually having, I’ve carefully hidden legendary clubdouche, Four Prong.

Look closely.

Can you find his spikey visage?

# posted by douchebag1
11:17 am August, 24 prawn song said...

Spikey is behind the Wahlberg brother in the front.

11:20 am August, 24 Eliza Douchecoo said...

The girl in the center appears to be bottomless, one of my prongs would be located nearest her nether region.

11:21 am August, 24 Eliza Douchecoo said...

How many prongs do I have is the real question?

11:30 am August, 24 tall guy said...

Ah, our erstwhile gender mutant returns. It’s 04:28 here, and very quiet. Luckily I’ve fortified myself with a second cup of coffee, otherwise the shock of Four Prong exposure might have been too overwhelming.

11:39 am August, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I’d hazard a guess that the silk satin pajamas Five Prong is wearing are the true indicator of his origins: Samurai Scrote’s nether-world. Those are chopsticks poking out his head.

And giving us all a headache.

11:41 am August, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I have it on somewhat shaky authority that FLYTEETH is checking out to see whether comely brunette is in fact bottomless, or wearing pantyhose. However, I don’t expect to necessarily hear back from a TARMALIZED insect what is found during said inspection.

11:49 am August, 24 Jay said...

Actually looks like she has vitiligo.

12:03 pm August, 24 jonezy said...

I think I saw upper right chick crying in a commercial once.
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Crying over the pollution of Ed Hardy plague.
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And Pollution is winning.

12:07 pm August, 24 jonezy said...

upper right chick is Pete Postlethwaite
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(I didn’t know his/her name either before I looked it up)

12:13 pm August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She finally has only four prongs. But I’m drunk again so I might be wrronng.

12:21 pm August, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

My desire to test-fire an AK-47 has never been so strong.

12:32 pm August, 24 DarkSock said...

Douche Stew…needs salt….MR. WHITE: START POUNDING DOWN THE GATORADE!

12:34 pm August, 24 DarkSock said...

In this startling imagery, scientists have actually captured the Herpes Virus reproducing.

12:35 pm August, 24 Fatness said...

I appear to need new glasses. Upon first glance I thought the logo at the lower right–next to the bottomless lass’s ass–read “Candycanal”.
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Hmmm…

12:41 pm August, 24 Wheezer said...

Latest MySpace update for Happy Scrote in back: “omg!!!!!!!!! i was @ this partee nd ther wuz girlzzz there it wuz off tha hook! lol omg lolzzzzz i think i came in my undeez”

12:49 pm August, 24 CHARLTONHESTON said...

After extensive research it was found that the four prong was in fact an advanced camouflage mechanism.

1:05 pm August, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is Fran Drescher’s first appearance on the site, to my recollection.

1:05 pm August, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Holy Shit it has mutated! It’s now ZOMBIE PRONG! Unfortunately for Zombie Prong it will not get fed tonight by attacking the douche’s head in front of him/her.
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@ Medusa
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If you really want to test fire an AK-47, just let me know.

1:06 pm August, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

What the fucck are Kumar and Howdy Doody looking at?

1:38 pm August, 24 DarkSock said...

Heyyy…where is White? Medusa, did you forget him in the playroom after another cocooned head slave session?

2:09 pm August, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

4-Prong is activating my running-gag reflex.

2:28 pm August, 24 Steve L. said...

if i look any closer, my eyes would be mysteriously skewered on some crusty yellow spike of hardened hair and then turned into eyeball kabob. i just KNOW IT.

3:37 pm August, 24 Deltus said...

Difficult to see through the tears brought on from all the vomiting.

5:57 pm August, 24 dudeouche said...

the first thing that went through my head when i looked closely at this photograph : wow, what is he wearing, man…wow, shes naked man.

8:29 pm August, 24 FLYTEETH said...

@WHOPP DI DOUCHE
SHE IS BOTOTMOS LESS! IN FUCCNE FACT< SHE WASS FUCCEN DIPPE DIN WATER AND THEN DUSTED IWTH COKE A SYOU CAN SEE INT EH PICTUER! ID SNORT THAT SLAPWOHASR!

8:48 pm August, 24 Mr. Biggs said...

“pretending to have more fun than they’re actually having…” Classic, Boss.

10:55 pm August, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Good GRIEF, FLYTEETH, just as long as it’s coke and not DDT powder…be careful around any slapwhoar!

11:07 pm August, 24 Bigue said...

It’s always cute when a couple of Hotts join a gay party

11:23 pm August, 24 Stephanie said...

Diseases and microbes under a petri dish that got close together.

11:50 pm August, 24 Donny Douche said...

Not to depress the masses further but the scrote rocking the dneck in the bottom left is dating a tasty hott I went to high school with and who is playing for the Seattle Lingerie Football League. Sigh.

12:26 am August, 25 Webalot said...

‘Hey, everybody on facebook – look what a good time I’m having!!! I’M JUST HAVING SUCH A GREAT TIME!!!!!!’

‘… I was having this great time at a club with my boooy 4-prong, and i had to take a time out from all the bottle service to upload evidence of my GOOOOOOD TIMES to my blackberry facebook app. But I couldn’t get signal in the club, so I asked the super-hot club promoter if I could use his office computer to put it up, he totally hooked me up, and tried to make out with me … we snapped a pitcture of ourselves in the mirror, pretending to make out, which we then uploaded to facebook…. just to let everyone know what a GOOD TIME we were having’

5:45 am August, 25 mr.reeve said...

4 Prong continues to confuse me with his/her/its choice in men/women. The Prong brings us a Shim Orgy with douche and hot thrown in. Still confused. What?

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