Friday, August 27, 2010

Where’s Waldouche?: Crotch Chin Edition

Somewhere in this gaggle of woo, I’ve carefully hidden a 1990s Porn Star Crotch Chin ‘Bag.

Look closely.

Can you find him?

# posted by douchebag1
9:17 am August, 27 End the Haberdouchery said...

God that guy is cool.

9:27 am August, 27 Blinded by the Shite said...

Big Dog in da House!

9:35 am August, 27 mr.reeve said...

Nope, I just see hotts posing with Vanilla Ice yo!

9:39 am August, 27 douche bagel said...

soulpatch!

9:46 am August, 27 Vin Douchal said...

That looks The Hooligan stepping out on Carly. Dumbass.
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I would drink a week’s worth of protein shakes in one hour to have enough splooge to paint a Renoit on all three of these gal’s faces. With my cockk saucce.
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Then go back for seconds with blondie ’cause she looks a little like Ali from the Bachelorette

9:58 am August, 27 Crucial Head said...

Fortunately for Mortimer, the ladies were not completely turned off when he showed up at the club with Plinky’s mom’s 200 pound stone-veneered dildo strapped to his back.

9:58 am August, 27 Eliza Douchecoo said...

All I see is some dipshit who thinks he’s a bad mamajama for some reason.

10:02 am August, 27 douche bagel said...

hitler chin turns away hotts
“i ain’t no jive turkey yo!”

10:14 am August, 27 scrotum pole said...

Club Monochrome, where the hotts are hot and the clothing is black and white.

10:21 am August, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This fuckstick needs a vasectomy Wolverine-style.

10:22 am August, 27 Eliza Douchecoo said...

hott on the left needs a refill biatch, this cup ain’t gonna fill itself dexter!!
he probably bought them drinks all night and then they left when he went to the bathroom…not that that’s ever happened to me.

10:24 am August, 27 tall guy said...

Despite showing he roots, sister golden hair on the right would make a proud recipient of my sperm donation. However there’s something I can’t put a name to, something quite disturbing, about the one in the middle; perhaps it’s her forehead. You could fry an egg on it. Carly Benson on the left needs another dinky-dink. I would like to service her.
And soul scratch in back could’ve phoned-in that performance.

10:43 am August, 27 Stephanie said...

Waldouche couldn’t get noticed in this picture even if he lit himself on fire. Not a bad idea,either.

10:51 am August, 27 boatbutter said...

I wanna get in Referee Hott’s replay booth.

10:54 am August, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Just as the photographer walked away and the ladies turned to him, Mort quickly dropped his arms and retrieved his tray. “So, that was an appletini, rum and Diet Coke, three shots of Jaeger, a Grey Goose on the rocks, and a refill of penis. On your tab, right ladies?” If anything, service at the Jolly Rodder was always top notch.

10:55 am August, 27 Captain Garanichode said...

Stripe boobs is uber cute, and are the other two framing her the hotts from Ace of Base?… wait… I sense a DOUCHE in there… Using his chameleon Douche-camo to blend into the background… yep, deformed fingers, scrote pubis on the gob, I thought I smelled AXE!

10:56 am August, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Though short of stature, Mindy knew how to wield a 4×4 cedar post with wicked accuracy. And she never forgave a guy for setting his beer mug on her head. That joke got old with her stepfather.

10:57 am August, 27 Dicy said...

Waldouche..? All I see are three lovely ladies who I can only hope share my lesbian tendencies when drunk.

10:59 am August, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Trent waited patiently for the “Crucifix for Juicy Pix” to be completel lowered before stripping down to his loincloth. Hey, in this economy a job’s a job.

11:00 am August, 27 tall guy said...

@ Captain Garanichode: stripy is rather elegant though. It’s not as if I could be so fussy…

11:07 am August, 27 Governor George Wallace and David Duke said...

We know those three dudes in front. Amber, Cameron, and Vanessa. Cameron has a huge crush Dukey after he fellated her huge cocck when it fell out of it’s binder.

11:10 am August, 27 DarkSock said...

Kirk Lancewood, amateur unsolicited bar band director, was beginning to get miffed at the girls that seated themselves between him and Creedence Clearwater Revisited.

11:11 am August, 27 DarkSock said...

As Lance crept closer with the piano wire garrot, he quivered in anticipation of a new world’s record.

11:11 am August, 27 DarkSock said...

“My cellmate’s dong was THIS big!”

12:24 pm August, 27 Blinded by the Shite said...

Boobs, teeth, twat, teeth, boobs, boobs, teeth.

12:40 pm August, 27 Wheezer said...

Vin (9:46 a.m.) is on it – the Boss is just testing us after the Supermoobs/Dwarts Weekly scandal.
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DB1, you sly dog! We’re paying attention here! 😀

12:49 pm August, 27 Southern Scrotic said...

With the divorce papers finalized, Elin gets out for a little party time with the girls.

Unfortunately, she found another douchenozzle who deserves a 5 iron to the head.

12:57 pm August, 27 MILLS said...

he isnt from the 1990s ,more like from the time period of 2004-2009 your losing your touch on accurate assumptions.

1:39 pm August, 27 Deltus said...

Sorry, I forgot what I was going to comment after reading Dicy’s “lesbian tendencies when drunk” bit…

10:47 pm August, 27 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Those three hotties are so smokin’ that I’m havin’ a hard time seeing Waldouche. Better wait till the smokes clears

5:17 pm August, 28 Wheezer said...

I just read Dicy’s 10:57 a.m. post.
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Sooooo…..if you see me at the liquor store in drag, don’t ask. It isn’t me.
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; )
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; )

5:22 pm August, 28 Wheezer said...

While Hooligan has fallen far since his somewhat surprising Yearly win (i.e., loss), at least he has abandoned the clearly fake boobies of Carly for this more realistic trio.
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But to resort to hoverbagging? That’s just not the way for a Yearly champion to be acting. It wouldn’t have to be beyond the Boss’ capability or desire to strip Hooligan of his crown and relegate MH to the Hall of Obscurity.

7:14 pm August, 28 Steve L. said...

he may not be able to grease up his white dress shirt like Shiny Head Sheldon, but he has more hotts. which is a travesty.

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