Billy Gangsta Is The Baddest White Rat Rapper In Town
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(from this douche’s actual Facebook post:)
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i cheat and beat up on my girlfriend, ill get some sick as songs out of it though for my album debut. im a mother f*cking badass, mess with me and my boys kane and leroy will get their bang bang out on to ya. represent all the south coast dero groupies who keep me going. props to my parents who dont have jobs.
nah for real ay, ill make it big time, just went on a ten grand cruise with my ex’s mums money, trying to get her back.
im a leech, ill keep using and abusing till the bitch comes running back.
if the whore dont ill post her naked pics on facebook, that’ll show her whos the baddest white rat rapper in town.
yewwwww! pz
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New Zealand white rappers never looked so badass as they do when preparing for the summer formal.
Yo – Billy Gangsta – you’re a stupid fuck. Sure – keep leeching – keep being a parasite. And when this go all pear shaped for ya, see how many friends you’ve got who will help you. And I guarantee that your life may be at the tips now, all happy go go get it on and run with it hero yay – that is only because you’re sitting on a mountain of cheap energy, which is about to collapse underneath you.
what will you think in 30 years time, when you’re 50 something, and digging turnips to survive? Will you look back and say “Yeah – being a misogynistic douchebag asshole leech was a great great thing”? People like you make me want to puke, you vacuous toffee nosed malodorous DOUCHEBAG.
But until he makes it big, his days will be something like this:
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billy: Did you say you wanna patta-pat-pat-pastrami on rye sucka?
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hungry man on lunch break:yeah
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billy:That’ll be 5 to to fitty cent
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hmolb:Thanks
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billy:yewwwww! pz
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And if he does “beat on” his girlfriend, steal from people, and threaten humiliation in the face of rejection…may a colony of bot flies make his person their new home.
death by elephant cock
I call BS on this one. Too tongue-in-cheek. Reads like a parody of actual wanna-be wanksta fucknuts.
This man POOR impostor of STACKHOUSE. He has finished and subscribed unjustly.
Either way this guy deserves a shovel to the back of the head and then while semi-conscious to be set on fire. No, seriously.
If true I share Troy Tempest’s disgust, If not then he’s even more of an A-Hole for writing something like this and on wastebook to boot.
His swagger sucks.
Dayuum, when does this niggahzzz album drop?! What? I can’t say that because I’m white? No it’s cool because he’s white too. Ms. Manners will have my back on this one. Well the beeyatch better or I’ll send my homeboy here to beat the doilies out of her.
is it just me, or does that hairstyle pretty much always end up on some ugly wigger kid who thinks he’s a musician?
newsflash faggot: living on other people’s money makes you a worthless loser, not a badass.
His face needs to be peeled off and fashioned into a truck stop glory hole doily.
In 1,000 years , if this site is remembered for anything it will be for introducing “Glory Hole Doily” into the lexicon of public discourse.
death by blood sucking leaches on the cockk
Put him a wig and makeup and he could pass for Jennifer Lopez
Leave off the wig and make up and he passes for the douche singer from Counting Crows
Death by head-kegels inside Plinky’s Mom
Death by Lobster enema
Death by Chuck Zito cockk punch
Yes, its true, my fair home country NZ has become viral. Where there once were fields of green and mountains of snow now lie waterfalls of grease and shame. I think the virus must have arrived airborne from Australia, although some distinctive aspects appear to developed orgainically on their own- think swirling maori shoulder tattoos(on fools who arent maori, nor do they understand their meaning) a la robbie williams, spiky faux-mullet hairdos and year round tans despite often freezing weather consitions.
I bet this Triwi(trashy kiwi) rocked up to the formal in his ‘decked out’ 95′ Toyota Hiace van complete with BOV and rear seating chillout space for his boyyyzz. Fellow Kiwis will understand my distain. Beware
Billy steps up to the mike, clears his throat.
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Nuthin feels better than to beat my bitch
Slap that cunt around gonna make me rich
She beg no way
I take her play
F*ck her in the ass nigga homeboy switch
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Props to my parents livin on the dole
Sell a million tracks see my bankroll role
Home boyz bangin
Porch meat swangin
I’ll suck any dick if the pocket’s swole
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South coast dero groupies keep me goin
Chek my fuckin ego see how it growin
You buy my rhymes
I be big time
Don’t be tellin me its smoke I’m blowin
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Check y’self fool my shits f’real
You be lovin me when I sign my deal
Suck it h8trz
C U latrz
Now I Gotta go serve up some happy mealz
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‘Cuz everthing I says a f*ckin joke
Mike in my hand just watch me choke
Girlfriend left me
Whole world hates me
Can’t get it up no matter how I stroke
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So frontin on Facebook’s all I got
Make you think I’m sumthin that I’m not
My life’s empty
All fantasy
Keeping it real? I got no shot.
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“Billy! Billy mind the fries!” Mr. Worbletown shouts from the kitchen. But Billy just stares blankly ahead past the microphone atop the register. Past the customer waiving his hand, trying to get the boy’s attention. Past the building line of more customers and out the window of the hamburger stand to a bright orange sun setting in the distance, disappearing like a fading spotlight at the end of a sold out show.
I call shenanigans too, but similarly, I’m as disgusted as Troy with this idiot. Possibly availing himself of the welfare safety net. Something I’ve never agreed with.
He is her Brown Eye’d Girl
SCRUB. this guy needs to be bathed in Alien spit.
He needs to be forced into a corner and hindered with pork hind quarters.
This kid is a super puss. I’d like to puts his fucking Chicklets© on the ground.
he needs to be hung upside down by his dread until the roaches come out and eat his face for disturbing their natural habitat
poo
He needs to be the key note speaker at a NOW convention.
he needs to be attached to a paper cutting machine until their are exactly one billion little cubes of his former self
they could call him Iced Cube
he needs to be injected with all experimental pharmaceutical drugs that failed testing until he transforms into something interesting.
He needs to be the clown in a real life remake of the movie Vulgar (not really though bc that movie scared me…but yeah maybe it is a good idea for this rat shit feygit)
he needs to be raped by the women’s swim team. (dont take me for a comedian)
He needs to star in an episode of that guilty pleasure, now filming it’s third hilarious and revealing season for MTV, “Is She Really Going out with Him?” Check your local listings for dates and times.
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[Pulls face out of DB1’s butt crack. Goes back to work.]
from NZ? He needs to go bungie jump while attached to silly string.
He should be forced to orally pleasure Snooki.
He needs to have that fingered snapped off in a freak self-fisting accident
Slow clap for Scrotato @ 10:33 Cinematic, sir.
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He looks like a distilled version of the English Royals’ menfolk. Gawd, I would have thought time would have bred that horsey-faced Brit out of the Kiwis ages ago. Guess not!
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If he’s such a badass, why does he need kane and leroy to go get the bang bang or whatever? Ohhh, that’s right, his mom won’t let him out after dark, no chance of him getting in on a drive-by.
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As soon as I get a cup of coffee in me, I’m taking this dude apart.
@ dark sock
funny you say lobster enema…
when you successfully catch a lobster the best way to clean out its poo line is to break off one of its antennae, insert into anus and give it a proper roto root… precisely what this guy deserves, whole lobster style. unfortunately west coast lobsters do not have claws so i vote for death by main lobster in the anus bathed in tabasco sauce
maine lobster dipstick*
Full of fail– he’s douchey, but the full extent of the virus doesn’t appear to have taken hold. I agree with upstream comments that his FacePuke post seems too contrived 2 B 4-reelz (as a white rat rapper might put it).
Mmmm… pure blonde Kiwi delectabliss, though. I would certainly go down under for that. She could leave the hat on, too.
I sincerely doubt all of that content is straight from that douches post, who the hell would actually call themselves “a leech”, “a white rat”, say that their parents dont have jobs and admit they cheat and beat their girlfriend? the whole concept just beggers belief and its an insult to logical minded peoples intelligence to make it out to be anything else other than exagerrated bullshit, sure the guy is more than likely a douche and it is reasonable to assume he is guilty of such things but that still doesnt mean passing off comments to be his in anything other than an ironic or mocking way isnt decieving.
but that aside he has to be the biggest bogan ever to grace the pages of this site.
“nah for real ay, ill make it big time, just went on a ten grand cruise with my ex’s mums money, *********trying to get her back*******.” (Emphasis mine)
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“im a leech, ill keep using and abusing till the bitch comes running back.” And there’s the contradiction.
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Of COURSE it sounds contrived. Do you suppose any white kiwis grew up around anyone who actually talks like that? It’s silly enough when white American kids do it, but chances are real good they attend a school where half the student body is black and they get a fine education in Ebonics. Hell, even if they go to a lily-white Catholic school, the little turds all talk this way because they saw it on MTV. Certainly this lad is only aping what intrusive American culture has forced on the rest of the world. America is home to GV-1 Patient Zero, 50 Cent, Eminem, The Jersey Shore in its entirety, Jerry Springer, MTV, Jesse Jackson, John Travolta, I could go on and on and on. The point is, we’ve created a dearth of trash culture that glorifies violence, failure, ignorance, immaturity and irresponsibility, and praises those who reach the lowest common denominator as quickly as possible. With the massive marketing budgets and the ability to take the message anywhere, it’s no surprise that our good friends on Madison Avenue are hawking this crap to the ends of the earth, selling it to boys like our Billy here, who otherwise would have been a mild-mannered sheep shagger like the rest of his countrymen. I KEED! I love the Kiwis, it makes me weep to see this sort of crap propagated in NZ. I can only hope and pray he one day meets up with a real live black man who whips his ass, steals his wallet and his girlfriend, and leaves Billy crying on the side of the road.
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I always imagine such meetings go over as well as this.
@ mr scrotato head – your rap is so realistic i think db1 should leave it to you to make up these bullshit posts, that said you either once were or secretly want to be a douche.
@DarkSock Finally, something gayer than a glory hole itself! Patent that. It will sell like hotcakes at a truckstop diner.
Dearly beloved, will everybody please join me in directing the “I Hope He Gets Stomach Cancer Prayer,” towards this douchebag? Amen…
^ Yeah. Like rapping takes any fucking talent. I’m a 36 year old white chick. I’ve been forced to listen to enough of it booming from the cars rolling past my house all day (Unlike our boy Billy here, *I* live in the hood) that I could fucking rap my ass off all day and sound like a pro. All I need to do is rip off an old Platters or James Brown sample, throw it over a slow, thumping beat (I could kick the metal garbage can on my back porch, I don’t even need a machine) and mush-mouth my way through a bunch of drivel about fuckin’ bitches, my big dick, smokin’ crack and my pimp ride.
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I’ll say this–being 36, I was at a somewhat impressionable age at the dawn of Rap, and having watched quite a bit of MTV at the time, I saw a lot of it. Those guys were fighting a lot of resistance from the popular media, many of them were making strong political and social statements, and taking risks that might have been doomed to fail. I’ll give credit where credit is due. However, nowadays, you have a bunch of dopey halfwits autotuning their way through stolen music and talking about absolutely nothing but shortening their lives.
^The irony of misspelling “credibility” is almost as overwhelming as the mispeling of “missspelling”.
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I just blew my own mind.
I also prey that his knees grow together
@DarkSock^
Is blowing your own mind anything like peeing in your own butt? Because that would be a truly interesting experience, and it would mean you either have a fire hose for a cockk or you’re very, very thin.
@Medusa ^12:01
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Thanks for revealing my whole f*cking play book!
[Deletes Masterbeater software from laptop and http://www.ghetto_rhymeyo.com from Explorer.]
Really Sideshow Bob, really? Part of me (the angry part) wants to introduce you to the bell hops and the concierge at The Hanoi Hilton (they’ll know how best to treat you) and part of me just wants to sit back and laugh and laugh. I’d never interfere with the Hanoi Hilton boys because they were masters of their “craft”. But sadly you’d “get some sick as songs out of it though for my album debut.” right? “Cause you’re all hard core and shit? Album debut? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (That’s my lighter side there.)
Let me break it down for you weasel-dick. You are, at best, a retarded (in all sense of the word) wannabe wigga that has NEVER been told this by anyone who would bother to speak to you. If your parents are the deadbeats you claim they are then I could start to believe some of the shit you spout and it would explain your “look at me, look at me!” bullshit attitude. You and your ilk are the products of lack of personal responsibility by yourself and your parents. Newsflash: YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL AND VERY FEW PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU ARE ALIVE! I realize this about myself and I’m good with it because I’m an angry, sarcastic asshole that truly hates people. Just ask anyone who knows me. They’ll probably use a few more words of negative origins with some more slams thrown in. Again, I’m cool with it. Hell, I cultivate it so people leave me the fuck alone. You on the other hand have been told how precious and special you are and that you can be whatever you want to be. No one can stop you from living out your dreams. BULLSHIT! If that were true no one would deliver my mail, there would be no fry cooks at McDonalds, there would never be any fresh produce in supermarkets, etc. So you can pretend to act all tough (look at me, I hit women!) and pretend to leech off of others. I get that you’re young and stupid but you need something seriously bad to happen in your life so you get the proper reality check you deserve. Are you gonna be all hard core and tough when your parents lose their home because they are the scum of society? What about if your girlfriend can prove you beat her and presses charges? You[‘d become the freshest meat in lock-up. But you’re hard core tough and you’d be the one with the bitch, right? Tell that to the guy who put a bullet in a guy’s head because he owed him $5. Or the guy who shook his girlfriend’s baby boy so hard that he went into convulsions and died because he spilled the asshole’s beer (hey wait, that’s one of my neighbors). Come back when you’ve done a little living and see how the world really works. It usually does wonders for an asshole with an attitude like yours. Personally, I’d send you to Marine Corps boot camp. They have no qualms about fucking people’s shit up when they act stupid. Until, TRY to act normal because one day you’re going to meet someone who is gonna call you on your shit. Are you really going to be ready for it?
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Fucck that was a long rant. Didn’t realize it until I just went through it. Sorry about that. I see waaaaaay too many of these kinds everyday and the little thermometer went pop.
Peeing in one’s butt may have been accomplished once by the Great ROLLIO in 1904 (a man who could contort himself to resemble Massachusetts).
shit wats that thers another rapper badass?
fuck that im back to establish whos the best around
cos nobody can steal my crown, cos thers only room for one mack in this town
its me alrtieythenimherenow E to the P-I-C
hah cos this kid aint got shit on me
he’s jus a dirty white trash bogan kiwi wanabe
n wats with the mocks tryin to rap? give it up ur just admitin u wanna be like us
mr scrotato head fuck off and go back to eatin twinkys in bed
no doubt thats where you’ll end up dead
i see it now – newsflash- sad fat sap dies of a heart attack
itl be a case of one too many big macs for an old man
ur obitiary will read like a menu from maccy-ds
ur mid-life crisis will outlive you by the time ur deceased
and db1 is full of bullshit
he now has to make up posts and claim it was a douche who really wrote it
please not evn douches wanna respond to him
he probly got an imaginary girlfriend
cos he still cant get over the first one who dumped him
he thinks she left him for a douche but really she left him cos he was too uncool
weak and useless and not jus in the bedroom
so i see thers some new loser-mocks
postin shit actin all pretentious
credability really? ur pedantic beyond belief,
so desperate to point out the obvious
so desperate to achieve recognition
wen most ppl r jus oblivious to ur existence
credability? u aint got none jus like u aint never got some from anyone not even a blind nun
bet u aint never seen ur dicks cum
well all u mocks continue to spout ur shit on this site thts passed its peak
whilst ur future continues to look bleak
confined to a life of microwave meals and lonliness
ill jus continue goin bout my business, n i kno how much ull hate wat im bout to say so get this
the other day i was hangin out with some hot college chicks
n they all wanted my dick, hha n u can all sit n stew n tht for a bit
but for now i’ve finished this skit. try n tell me i didnt kill it.
rest in pieceess bitches
Hey Billy,
Good luck with your career choice.
@medusa
You can brag to me as much as you want about your giant cocck. Rowr!
O.K., Mr. Scrotato’s excellent work inspired me:
Straight outta Auckland crazy motherfucker named Douche Cube
From the gang called Kiwis With Attitudes
When I’m called off, I rub myself off
Squeeze the trigger and semen is wiped off
You too boy if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Out of detention, that’s how I’m coming out
For the punk motherfuckers that’s turning out
Wiggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Hide in the basement and eat mom’s gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a tat that’s printed on yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain’t no tellin when I’m down for an ass move
Here’s a murder rap to keep you prancin’
Damn, gotta catch my train. Someone else can finish if they want.
I remember him from the LOTR movies. Definitely a baggins.
@Alriteytherenherenow^
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STAY AWAY FROM MY WINDOW!
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But seriously, is that going to be on your next album? ‘Cuz I smell a gold record!
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Or is that golden sponge cake? Mmmmmm. Sponge cake.
@Alriteytherenherenow, the puddwack, shit stain, chode lick is back fo sum mo!! Fooo shhoooo!
I would have a horse pee in this guy’s butt.
BTW, DarkSock? My new favorite expression is “truck stop glory hole doily”. Thanks!
She is cute. So is he, in that “special needs” way. His life will take a turn for the worse when he gets arrested for stealing his ex’s mom’s credit card, and does time in a New Zealand prison with a 380 pound Samoan bull queer named Sami.
Alriteythenimherenow, droppin beats like he know how
thinkin we impresssed, we ain’t yo mamma, you can go now
playa, please Imma bring you to yo knees
you aint never seen a white girl throwin lyrics like these
I know your game I don’t even know your name
I don’t have to, ’cause you bitches all the same
talkin smack like you got a rap
cracka please all I hear is ya skinny lip flap
I aint hatin’, but I aint appreciatin’
how you typin while you busy masturbatin’?
Bitch I aint trynna hear your shit so ya betta quit
stop cryin and put away yo little dick
Don’t waste my air, while ya sittin there
go get me some lunch and a pack a squares
Cause thats where ya headin
some day ya be regrettin
all tha time that ya wasted trynna be hard, cracka please, get out and cut my yard
while I’m sittin’ sippin lemonade
by the pool lookin cool chillin in my shades
you gonna be some bitch while Imma be rich
tattin’ fools like you with prayin hands and dolla signs
I take ya money an it funny how this story goes
You think you a playa? Please, you bitches are my hoes.
So, it seems between Scrotato, Mr. White and me we have a Grammy-winning rap album. Not bad for a bunch of nerdy white people. Now I’m going to go do something constructive before all this rap shit makes my brain shrivel up.
Billy wants to show you the pus on his fingernail after popping yet another annoying backne zit.
Mitzy thinks that’s like, awesome.
@Medusa and Mr. White^
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[Jumping up and down, holding pants up with one hand while flailing the other like a spastic gibbon and yelling “Ya boooy! That’s the shit! F*ck you muthaf*cka! How you like dat? Huh?”]
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MTV called. Medusa, grab your garbage can. I’ll get the video camera. Mr. White, pull a few “extras” out of the play pen, preferably ones with big asses and low self esteem. We gots us some work to do.
@ Scrotato^
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Aren’t you forgetting a few things? What about the forties of malt liquor? OE 400 or Schlitz I think work best. And you’re missing bling for Christ’s sake. Just stop at your local mall and find the stand in the middle of it that sells all that gaudy shit. And what are you gonna do for cars? Seriously, do I have to think of everything here? Go down to 76th and Leyton and tell Ronnie’s brother that I’m cashin’ in on that favor he owes me. He’ll know what you mean. Just make sure to ask for the ones with the actuators instead of shocks. How the hell else are you gonna get that shot of Mr. White and Medusa driving in a circle of people bouncing up and down on two wheels? And Benjamins. You need Benjamins! That Monopoly money doesn’t cut it anymore. And do you have the proper guns? Glocks, Glocks, Glocks! Every one-celled gangbanger doesn’t leave home without one. And AKs. Are you set on AKs? If not you can at least borrow mine. And what, may I ask, is your shooting location? I’m sure you’re thinking housing projects and/or mansions. Passe’. I’m thinking a drive-thru liquor store inter-spliced with a Wal-Mart parking lot. For frolicking, you know? What about wardbrode? Fucck it, I can’t do everything…
@Dr. BH^
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Shit. I had no idea it was going to be so difficult. And so expensive.
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[Grabs black stocking cap, black hooded sweat, and crowbar].
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Good thing not everyone’s been allowed back in their homes afte the fire. I’ll be back in the minute. Gots to go hock me some wide screens and Playstations.
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Umm, can I borrow a Glock?
Stupid. Fucking. Asshole.
This guy makes me look like a notta douche.
I’m pretty sure the guy in that pic is Vegas Ass Kicker. Which begs the question, is it her ass he’s been kicking? Sure sounds like it in his facebook post. Better watch it, bud, her brother Felchie might be a gangsta too.
Sure, it’s all contrived. As contrived as a hunk’a porch beef masquerading as a purple jelly dong peein’ in a horse’s butt through a glory hole doily.
In the Minneapolis airport men’s room.
Civilization’s gone to hell in a handbasket at Wal-Mart, and folks like these are mere peopleofwalmart.commers who talk shit. ‘Scuse me while I puke.
so Billy, do tell us more about Kane and Leroy. such as where they live and all their contact information and so on.
No rapper has ever used the word “pedantic”. No rapper even knows what it means, which is rather funny in itself.
Either way this guy deserves a shovel to the back of the head and then while semi-conscious to be set on fire. No, seriously.
This guy makes Rob van Winkle look like Charles Manson.
Well I was gonna go have an omelette, but I just cracked my skull instead.
obviously someone else wrote this, who in their right mind would right that about themselves.
i think its very disrespectful towards women and his ex.
this is just FUCKED up. learn some fucking respect hes just trying to go somewhere in life unlike you fuckers.
p.s i’ll kick you in the fucking teeth dogs
calling shennigans on this one – just cause i can’t believe my own country could be so far down the douchebaggery road…
SO many terms in that post were not kiwi -“beating on” his girlfriend.. who says stuff like that?
but heres the clincher… youl’d have to search high and low to find anyone called Leroy…
If my fair country is headingdown the dreaded douchebaggery road – is there anything we can do… can we nip it in the bud before it spreads?
PLEASE HELP US!!!!!