Friday, September 3, 2010

Black Bikini Heals All

After that Meanclown Sandwich in the Haiku, we need a little bikini hott with some relatively innocuous pudsters to cool us down.

Rayven in the middle cures lupus and gangrene with boobie suckle thigh power. Hers are the shoulders of ubergnaw.

Her younger sister, Kelly, ain’t so bad neither. Text me after midterms, Kelly. There’s a ragin’ kegger. Somewhere I’m sure. I just don’t know about it. Because I’ve been out of college for well over a decade now.

A special hearty handshake from the collective unconscious goes out to the inventor of tiny jean shorts unbuttoned to reveal bikini bottom.

Lets us all bow our heads and give thanks to Adonai, Gaia, Lilith, and JSUBBR (Jean Shorts Unbutton Bikini Bottom Reveal).

# posted by douchebag1
9:29 am September, 3 mr.reeve said...

Thank you for young hotts and purple, rainbow pudwacks for us to mock. Rainblow Blight there almost ruins the picture. The young hotts are too powerful to be ignored. Especially Butterface White Bikini.

9:35 am September, 3 Battlescrote Galactica said...

Looks like Sonic the Douchehog got himself some gay pride shorts…

9:38 am September, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rayven looks like she’s trying to rip one and JSUBBR is a beautiful thing

9:43 am September, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

Is it me or is boob on the bleeth on far left almost as big as white bikini hotts head? Pudwack Joseph and his amazing technicolor dream shorts are just wrong.

9:43 am September, 3 Merle Baggard said...

I like greenie

9:45 am September, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In think there are at least three dudes in this picture. Adonis is definitely packing a cocck.

DB1 is fuccking with our minds as summer gently slips away into a drunken blur. And by drunken blur I mean my little daughter’s 8th birthday party to be celebrated with quality Canadian lager and a freshly slaughtered pig.

10:00 am September, 3 Mr. White said...

I like it when they cut the jorts so short, the bottom of the pockets show. Fashion faux pas? Probably. Is the problem mitigated by raging boners? Definitely.

10:17 am September, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Test

10:17 am September, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Ha!

10:20 am September, 3 Sack O Douche said...

Prop 8 supporters gather to support there friend Bobby the Cockk Loving Rainbow Short Wearing Pudwack. The two in the middle get my copmuter keyboard to start floating at my desk. Weird.

10:21 am September, 3 Sack O Douche said...

^computer not copmuter. I is smart.

10:28 am September, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Blondie’s got thems long skinny fingers. Me likey. They can also say a lot about if a gal is gonna keep the weight off later in life
.
How do I know this? Fuck you

10:28 am September, 3 Turdacious said...

I like green, she looks like she could pull off looking happy to be with me for less money.
I like to call it the ” Hott-money equation”

10:35 am September, 3 Turdacious said...

@ Vin D
That must be called the “Hott-Skinny Finger” Theory.
I always used to look at the Mom, not always a good indicator plus i got caught staring once….What!!?, her mom was hott!

10:35 am September, 3 Vin Douchal said...

I’m still chuckling at SaulGoodes’ “pepperoni nipples/hostage” Haiku. Someone should place that in the epic post forum

10:40 am September, 3 Turdacious said...

Fuccc, thinking back i musta been a real douchebag , looking at the Mom like the girl i was with was gonna be anything longterm, they got wised to me after about a month.
On top of all that what kind of real dude at 25 or so is thinking long term, hmm actually thats not so douchie

11:11 am September, 3 Deltus said...

Ah, Kelly and Rayven. This is one of those situations where the younger sister, since puberty, has always thought she lived in older sister’s shadow, always looking up to her because Rayven’s beauty always drove the boys WILD. Well, Kelly, fret and be jealous no longer. Your hottitude is now every bit the equal of your older sister, and you’re about to surpass her. In fact, it’s going to start driving Rayven insane because you’re going to get more attention than she, and she’s not used to not being the center of attention.
.
Damn, I’d play that psychology against the both of them, separately, and use it to snog them both. Then use the “who is better in bed, you or your sister” mindfuck to keep the sex from both coming my way.
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At least, that’s how it plays in my head.

11:22 am September, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Whoa! Rainbow shorts! What does it MEAN?!

11:24 am September, 3 DarkSock said...

Joseph the Amazing Technicolor DoucheBag

11:28 am September, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...
11:31 am September, 3 Turdacious said...

Black hott says:
Beer!, its not just for breakfast anymore

12:06 pm September, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Ummm…yum? yes, definitely yum. But all those bikinis would look so much better on the floor. Next to my bed.

12:37 pm September, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I didn’t know they served beer on the Staten Island Ferry.

3:17 pm September, 3 italian douche said...

Nobody noticed how they don’t want to be too close to each other? Keeping a distance.

5:44 pm September, 3 Jack and the ScroteSac said...

Innerboob to the left has my Slippery Sgt.’s attention.

9:06 pm September, 3 Wedgie said...

So ripe. So juicy. So ready.
So fuccen long ago. Dammit.

11:20 am September, 4 Anonymous said...

The yellow bikini is much better. Yum.

1:04 pm September, 4 Steve L. said...

this is one bikini sandwich that won’t just melt in your mouth. it will melt your mouth too.

4:02 pm September, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Adonai ro’i, lo’esh’ai and Bali H’ai, mine eyes overdose on the damn colorful spectrum outfit instead of the simple bikini broads.
That is all wrong, so a second hard stare is needed here.
Oh, and I had a box kite once the exact color/style of those rainbow shorts. Go fly’a.

10:54 pm September, 4 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

Yeah – I’m converting. Its all about JSU.BBR, Sumerian god of erections.

3:35 am September, 6 wood dash kits said...

I mean my girl drunken blur eighth birthday party was celebrated with a beer quality in Canada and a freshly slaughtered pig.

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