Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Brothabag Edgar is a Monthly Winner. And Orange.


Brothabag Edgar wanted to drop by, mack on Lisa and Orangify himself, only further confusing any gender, racial, sexual or ethnic classifications that the bourgeoise attempt to place on his protean identity.

# posted by douchebag1
9:59 am September, 15 DarkSock said...

Cigar Store Idiot.

10:04 am September, 15 mehoff said...

Exotic
Dick
Gargling
Asshole
Representative

10:04 am September, 15 Troy Tempest said...

He sings the body poo box.

10:07 am September, 15 Captain Garanichode said...

The Doo Doo Cactus does it again!

10:15 am September, 15 Mr. White said...

I’m starting to feel bad for Edgar. Just because he’s into musical theater doesn’t mean he’s a bad guy.

10:20 am September, 15 mr.reeve said...

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NO MORE!!! Please!
Edgar is a gaybag. These are his gal pals. No more pictures, please!

10:22 am September, 15 DarkSock said...

While the testosterone injections gave relief to her slipped disc, the side effects ruined Halle Berry’s career.

10:30 am September, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

This one made me projectile vomit a stream of marbles through a stained glass window and kill a white dove.

10:31 am September, 15 scrotum pole said...

After this picture, I really hate Edgar. Taking advantage of a retarded girl isn’t cool.
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Unless it’s his cousin.

10:33 am September, 15 Chevy Doucherado said...

Actually I am starting to wonder if he is in fact doing the “kissy lips” or whether his face is permanently like that. Any pics of him without that face?

10:35 am September, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Really???

10:36 am September, 15 Vin Douchal said...

T’was a sexually ambiguous wimp
Spent way too much time to primp
With girls he does pose
But he likes the hose
Up his ass ’til he walks with a limp

10:40 am September, 15 Vin Douchal said...

T’was a racially ambiguous schmuck
Who’s face displays tanning and pluck
Buddy, please go away
‘Snuff gay for one day
And manscaping gone all amuck

10:40 am September, 15 Deltus said...

Edgar’s existence makes me want to murder baby harp seals. Not for the pelt even, but just kill them and leave the corpses to rot. Because a world where Edgar can successfully mack on hotts is not a world that deserves to have baby harp seals alive and being cute.

10:41 am September, 15 Eliza Douchecoo said...

It’s gaybaggery plain and simple. I’ve never known a hetero dude to shape his brows or draw them on or whatever the Fucck he’s doing. Also, I knew one black guy that wore green contacts…you guessed it, he played for the other team.

10:47 am September, 15 Amerigo Vesoduchey said...

The only humane way to put those lips out of our misery.

10:50 am September, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

She has more of an Adam’s apple than “he” does.

11:00 am September, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

To celebrate his success in the Monthly, Edgar passed out no-bake cookies and Euro cheek kisses during his entire shift at Claire’s Accesso-rama. “Ohmigawd can you believe I won!?!? That is so totally lame…but I luv it! Girl that hair clip is all about you.”

11:01 am September, 15 Sack O Douche said...

Yeah, gaybaggery for sure. Enough already with this guy. At least he cut his hair so he’s not as ridiculous looking……if that’s even possible.

11:07 am September, 15 douche bagel said...

wow it is official… edgar is the trojan horse of fag. g’head and get that operation edgar because we know you’re not pitchin. is it weird that edgars gayness is confirmed and i feel better now about him?

11:08 am September, 15 Xanadouche said...

At first glance he looks quite satanic/evil but the gaybag really does shine through. So to conclude….this is what The Devil would probably look like if he was gay…..and a douche.

11:10 am September, 15 mehoff said...

Josslyn is his gf in real life

11:24 am September, 15 tall guy said...

I don’t want to come across as too wiser in hindsight, but I wasn’t so surprised at Edgar’s win. And to be perfectly frank, had I been witness to any image of Edgar sporting that particularly virulent shade of orange as he is in the above snap prior to voting, and my ballot would surely have gone his way. Nice work, Edgar. Now go and crawl back through the primordial ooze.

11:32 am September, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

How can a brother get so orange and I mean he is Home Depot orange with a tint of taint on his lip. HE is making me angry. If my daughter gets off the bus with a hat tilt again today I may have to pimp slap myself because I dont hit chicks under five feet.

12:00 pm September, 15 DarkSock said...

Et Tu, Orange Julius?

1:17 pm September, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

Looking at their lips touching like that makes me think of only one thing……
.
“ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!”

1:25 pm September, 15 skrag2112 said...

ARRGH! Dammit! I thought we were done with him! Please warn us when you’re going to post his picture.

2:32 pm September, 15 michael said...

Ahhhh! Those eyebrows!

7:51 pm September, 15 Steve L. said...

the bourgeois should take more drastic measures than “attempt to place on his protean identity”.

8:45 pm September, 15 Stephanie said...

Getting more and more looking like a creature from Outer Limits,Mom must be proud.

5:30 am September, 16 Commenter said...

I dont see the relation with the protheans. do you mean edgar is turning into a collector?

9:56 am September, 16 huglife said...

Orange is the new…..LAME!

1:04 pm September, 16 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Bein’ away and all that from the Monthly Vote-Time, I must agree with the choice of Brothabag Edgar. HE really is a total douchebag. He exhibits a complete “Look at ME” syndrome.

He deserves to be rolled up with the Cool-A-Roo sunshade at summer’s end and stored in the back of the garage where the cat can find him and scratch her claws to her heart’s content. Or at least untill the HCWDB of the YEAR contest.

7:49 pm September, 16 Vinny Scumbaglia said...

yow. I’m calling Sistahbag. Mark my words, we’ll see when the IDC is done with the gender verfication.

–VS

11:07 am September, 17 Paul Teutle Jr said...

Has anyone done a sak check on this “brotha”? I’m not certain that’s an actual dude.

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