Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Brothabag Edgar is a Monthly Winner. And Orange.
Brothabag Edgar wanted to drop by, mack on Lisa and Orangify himself, only further confusing any gender, racial, sexual or ethnic classifications that the bourgeoise attempt to place on his protean identity.
Cigar Store Idiot.
Exotic
Dick
Gargling
Asshole
Representative
He sings the body poo box.
The Doo Doo Cactus does it again!
I’m starting to feel bad for Edgar. Just because he’s into musical theater doesn’t mean he’s a bad guy.
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NO MORE!!! Please!
Edgar is a gaybag. These are his gal pals. No more pictures, please!
While the testosterone injections gave relief to her slipped disc, the side effects ruined Halle Berry’s career.
This one made me projectile vomit a stream of marbles through a stained glass window and kill a white dove.
After this picture, I really hate Edgar. Taking advantage of a retarded girl isn’t cool.
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Unless it’s his cousin.
Actually I am starting to wonder if he is in fact doing the “kissy lips” or whether his face is permanently like that. Any pics of him without that face?
Really???
T’was a sexually ambiguous wimp
Spent way too much time to primp
With girls he does pose
But he likes the hose
Up his ass ’til he walks with a limp
T’was a racially ambiguous schmuck
Who’s face displays tanning and pluck
Buddy, please go away
‘Snuff gay for one day
And manscaping gone all amuck
Edgar’s existence makes me want to murder baby harp seals. Not for the pelt even, but just kill them and leave the corpses to rot. Because a world where Edgar can successfully mack on hotts is not a world that deserves to have baby harp seals alive and being cute.
It’s gaybaggery plain and simple. I’ve never known a hetero dude to shape his brows or draw them on or whatever the Fucck he’s doing. Also, I knew one black guy that wore green contacts…you guessed it, he played for the other team.
The only humane way to put those lips out of our misery.
She has more of an Adam’s apple than “he” does.
To celebrate his success in the Monthly, Edgar passed out no-bake cookies and Euro cheek kisses during his entire shift at Claire’s Accesso-rama. “Ohmigawd can you believe I won!?!? That is so totally lame…but I luv it! Girl that hair clip is all about you.”
Yeah, gaybaggery for sure. Enough already with this guy. At least he cut his hair so he’s not as ridiculous looking……if that’s even possible.
wow it is official… edgar is the trojan horse of fag. g’head and get that operation edgar because we know you’re not pitchin. is it weird that edgars gayness is confirmed and i feel better now about him?
At first glance he looks quite satanic/evil but the gaybag really does shine through. So to conclude….this is what The Devil would probably look like if he was gay…..and a douche.
Josslyn is his gf in real life
I don’t want to come across as too wiser in hindsight, but I wasn’t so surprised at Edgar’s win. And to be perfectly frank, had I been witness to any image of Edgar sporting that particularly virulent shade of orange as he is in the above snap prior to voting, and my ballot would surely have gone his way. Nice work, Edgar. Now go and crawl back through the primordial ooze.
How can a brother get so orange and I mean he is Home Depot orange with a tint of taint on his lip. HE is making me angry. If my daughter gets off the bus with a hat tilt again today I may have to pimp slap myself because I dont hit chicks under five feet.
Et Tu, Orange Julius?
Looking at their lips touching like that makes me think of only one thing……
.
“ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!”
ARRGH! Dammit! I thought we were done with him! Please warn us when you’re going to post his picture.
Ahhhh! Those eyebrows!
the bourgeois should take more drastic measures than “attempt to place on his protean identity”.
Getting more and more looking like a creature from Outer Limits,Mom must be proud.
I dont see the relation with the protheans. do you mean edgar is turning into a collector?
Orange is the new…..LAME!
Bein’ away and all that from the Monthly Vote-Time, I must agree with the choice of Brothabag Edgar. HE really is a total douchebag. He exhibits a complete “Look at ME” syndrome.
He deserves to be rolled up with the Cool-A-Roo sunshade at summer’s end and stored in the back of the garage where the cat can find him and scratch her claws to her heart’s content. Or at least untill the HCWDB of the YEAR contest.
yow. I’m calling Sistahbag. Mark my words, we’ll see when the IDC is done with the gender verfication.
–VS
Has anyone done a sak check on this “brotha”? I’m not certain that’s an actual dude.