Wednesday, September 1, 2010

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As Eddie watched the Land-o-Lakes Summer Carnival descend into a hedonistic bacchanal, only one thought comforted him: “I really like pudding.”

# posted by douchebag1
11:31 am September, 1 Wheezer said...

Choadsmoker thinks he’s bright in calling “shenanigans”:
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“Maaaaan, them ain’t tattoos!”

11:33 am September, 1 Wheezer said...

That special color on her boobies is called “manseed white.”

11:35 am September, 1 Baron Von Goolo said...

Because sometimes, airbrushing a wizard conjuring a nebula while riding a winged unicorn on the side of a windowless van just doesn’t afford the sense of inner calm that an artiste truly craves.

11:36 am September, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Snerf gagged on his cigarette as he realized that the airbrusher’s trunks were painted on

11:41 am September, 1 mr.reeve said...

Watermelon Melanie wanted Hands Across America to make a come back this year. This was her way of getting people invovled.

11:42 am September, 1 DarkSock said...

Saruman’s new batch of Uruk-hai, made from Virginia Slims instead of mud, weren’t worth a damn as a fighting force, but were more fun to brand.

11:42 am September, 1 DarkSock said...

Why Palmolives when you can Palm Melons

11:44 am September, 1 DarkSock said...

Mark eagerly looked forward to stage two of the finger painting: the bikini bottom …

11:45 am September, 1 DarkSock said...

“No, officer; he just came out of nowhere with paint dripping off his hands, yelling “SLAPHOAR!!!”.

11:46 am September, 1 DarkSock said...

“Hey when you done wit’ her can youse paint me some hair on?”

11:57 am September, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Holy Taco riffs on Christina Hendrick’s boobs.

11:59 am September, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mongo in the background is thinking, UUG, why me end up at the tranny coal miner convention. I like her tar sands.

12:01 pm September, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The guy with the big boobs is a dirty little girl. Why do I see everyone as a tranny? Maybe I should ask my mother/father.

12:14 pm September, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Cigarette guy: “I’d like to punch BOTH their doughnuts”

12:20 pm September, 1 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Even though he was confused by Melanie’s request, Rod added the ghostly handprints. He had no idea that her favorite movie was The Entity.

12:20 pm September, 1 Maxim Kovalenko said...

“Crayola Markers were developed specially for young douches.”

12:26 pm September, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

The only thing that needs to be airbrushed now is his face, her bush (airbushed?) and my eyes.

12:27 pm September, 1 Blinded by the Shite said...

“So do you want me to spray paint over the herpes?”

12:35 pm September, 1 jonezy said...

Well, if this is in Encino, Pauly Shore sure looks a lot different than I remember.

12:42 pm September, 1 Mr. White said...

Nobody believed that Shawna had been fondled by ailens…until she showed them the the ghostly hand prints.

12:45 pm September, 1 mickeyj said...

Jizelle shows off her silly cones.

12:47 pm September, 1 EssJay said...

“Bro, that Kimpossible T is siiiiick! Where can I get me one?”

12:56 pm September, 1 chaserofthehott said...

I think the guy did a really good job on my hand prints.

12:58 pm September, 1 chaserofthehott said...

Now if he can do just as good a job painting her hand print on my _____.
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Dealers choice 🙂

12:59 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

fucking stray finger point on the air gun!!! i was just about to give wally a pass. lurker bag in the back definitely not

1:01 pm September, 1 Deltus said...

Why *does* he have Kimpossible on his shirt? Creepy shit, man.

1:15 pm September, 1 fatness said...

While the rest of us marveled at how nicely Mel’s RealDoll airbags look deployed, a confused Eddie was transfixed by the clown face painted on her ass.

(yeah, I stole it. sue me.)

1:16 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

“OK, Men, let’s dust this place for prints…”

1:16 pm September, 1 End the Haberdouchery said...

Luther smokes his cigarette, barely able to contain his excitement as he waited in line to have a shirt airbrushed on him. He’s hoping for an airbrushed t-shirt tuxedo, because Inception changed his life.

1:16 pm September, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Neanderthal Nick ponders the question; can Darius Rucker cover his receding hair line with his awesome spray painting skills?

1:17 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

All evidence of the fondling incident pointed towards the guy in the sugar-powdered bear claw stand.

1:18 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Now we know the last think Scarface did before stepping out onto the balconey.

1:18 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Moments after inventing the new designer drug “TitCaine” Lance realized he was about to be richer than Bill Gates.

1:39 pm September, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

When did bolt-ons start getting accessorized with Christmas tree lights.

1:48 pm September, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

If the Uruks of the White Hand looked like her, Sauraman would have conquered all the lands of the West.

1:50 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The first 500 people through the gate of Jerry Fallwell-land received a one-of-a-kind masterpiece from his idiot man-child lover Ernesto showing that they were indeed healed.

1:57 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So if he puts hands on her boobs does he put footprints on her ass?

2:02 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Tired of her assistant’s inability to to properly call in her flock of owls and geese, Heather decided an anatomically correct painting of the proper way to honk her hooters.

2:26 pm September, 1 Wedgie said...

Paris Hilton shows off her new Lightweight Summer Line.

2:37 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^^ need a “to get” between decided and an. Fucktard!

2:48 pm September, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

DarkSock @ 11:45 FTW
I got nothin’.
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No, wait….
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Buffalo Beast sidled up quietly behind her; those would indeed make fine replacements for his lost volleyball.

3:29 pm September, 1 Captain Garanichode said...

“Cocaine is one hell of a drug”.

3:30 pm September, 1 Captain Garanichode said...

“This is the proper way to see if the melons are ripe…. no Tim, don’t squeeze that hard …… too hard Tim..”

3:33 pm September, 1 Captain Garanichode said...

Oh, let me get my hands
On your mammary glands
And let me get your head
On the conjugal bed
I say, I say, I say

5:19 pm September, 1 the douche of hazard said...

Tune in Tokyo……

7:25 pm September, 1 Douche Springsteen said...

The fighting Uruk-Hai are powerless against silicon. (yep, sorry for nerding it up with a Tolkien reference, y’all)

7:52 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

“Our State Fair is a great state fair,
Don’t miss it, don’t even be late!”

7:53 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Pumpy was triumphantly reinarnated as an airbrush artist.

7:53 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

…reincarnated….

7:58 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Given the right little nozzle, there’s more than one way to do a blow job.

8:16 pm September, 1 Dex said...

Those have to be some of the worst fake tits I’ve ever seen.

8:56 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Paasche launches its latest ad campaign: Live model airbrushing replaces the retro cheesecake pin-ups.

8:59 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Its the new black and white: White hott blondes with smokin’ gray tits.

9:26 pm September, 1 Stephanie said...

At the state fair…Eddie Shart ..”I airbrushed a picture of this slut on my t-shirt, then I airbrushed her”

11:04 pm September, 1 Steve L. said...

this was the last time that Carla accepted a PTP gig without knowing the specifics.

7:15 am September, 2 Tony Ventresca said...

I want one of those trucker caps. Nothing says cool like a $45 white meshback with airbrush splatters.

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