Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Fish Slap Supernova

This morning, Grooo. Now, Fish Slap.

Many thousands of douchebags hitting on hotties have passed through this site over the years.

But there is only one Fish Slap.

Older.

Baldier.

Pumped up like an inflatable douchewart.

Hitting on tiny bar hotties without pause nor pity.

The legends of ridiculous scrotal spectacle are legends for a reason. While others fade away in a haze of hangovers and credit card bills, the true uberdouches just keep upping their tatts/abs/stench to new levels.

Fish Slap is that legend.

A legend who scars society with toxic Groin Shave Reveal.

# posted by douchebag1
2:15 pm September, 14 Claude Douchenburg said...

The bleeth is a pocket hott

2:23 pm September, 14 mr.reeve said...

She is a spinner. Yum.
Two legends and librarian hott on the same day?

2:24 pm September, 14 mr.reeve said...

And double pear on a Monday? What the hell is going on around here? DB1, everything ok?

2:37 pm September, 14 jonezy said...

can I get a FUCK FISH SLAPWHORE!!!

2:39 pm September, 14 jonezy said...

I think his cranium is expanding barry bonds style from all the roids. And his tatts are multiplying. Makes his first pics looks like trivial Minnow Slaps.

2:45 pm September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Gah! Look at that scene behind him. This is the entrance to the mouth of hell. He must be the devil’s St. Peter
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At least they have a bar on your way to eternal fire

2:53 pm September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Fish Slap ejaculates Glidden Spred Interior Super Washable Flat Paint

2:58 pm September, 14 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Deer Douchebags,

Enough with the GSR. I don’t need to think about your junk being shaved or waxed. So knock off the GSR.

3:03 pm September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Fish Slap ejaculates Weebles

3:04 pm September, 14 End the Haberdouchery said...

Vin, I bet he groans when every Bleeth asks him if they NEED to use primer before he cums all over the bedroom walls.

3:05 pm September, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH MY EYES Just when I thought I’d seen the last of this sideshow. And now he has laser eyes. What the hell are in those steroids, anyway? Sweet merciful crap.
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Fish Slap ejaculates pine tar.

3:07 pm September, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Vin 2:45
Behind him, hell, look at his left pec! He IS the gate keeper to the Inferno! He’s just showing Pocket Hott to the elevator down.

3:10 pm September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Fish Slap ejaculates a mucoprotein protective slime coat

3:13 pm September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Fish Slap ejaculates gravel ( if wishes came true )

3:24 pm September, 14 douche bagel said...

fishslap needs to be fucked with a 19th century shovel handle wrapped in 16grit sandpaper dipped in tabasco. she can have my baby arm

3:33 pm September, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Epic day of pics and by epic I mean WTF?

3:35 pm September, 14 tall guy said...

I suspect an X-ray look at the vascular plumage of that toxic groin shave reveal might show the flow of a particularly nasty type of effluent.

3:46 pm September, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

It appears that over time FishSlap’s face has had a serious jowel movement. I can only hope it was incurred by multiple hits from a Halibut.

4:17 pm September, 14 Arthur C. Clark said...

Fish Slap ejaculates activated carbon. I predict that I ejaculate my cousins’ girl juice and Hibachis.

4:38 pm September, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Fish Slap ejaculates fiberglass and pine tar.

4:41 pm September, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Fish Slap ejaculates McDonald’s special sauce.
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Something Ronald would prefer we not discuss with the general public.

4:46 pm September, 14 Mr. White said...

It’s good to see Snooki’s first cousin is finally getting some play, with the Slap, no less.
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I’m no doctor, but the lunar landscape of flesh above his star tat suggests bad things are happening to his body.

4:56 pm September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

And we all owe a cockk punch to Db1 for springing Snooki on the world. Then we owe Snooki a cockk punch on GP

5:03 pm September, 14 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

FUCK FISHSLAP!!

5:08 pm September, 14 End the Haberdouchery said...

Fish Slap ejaculates 1/4″ steel ball bearings.

5:14 pm September, 14 wonderdouche twin said...

Fish Slap ejaculates moth balls, PEZ style.

5:18 pm September, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Fish Slap ejaculates lead hunting pellets. The pointy ones.

5:24 pm September, 14 Wedgie said...

Two legends come in on the same day. Both ‘roidier than ever.
Gee, if only the Donk would come in this evening, the blessed trifecta would be achieved. I would feel like my day is complete. All would be right in the universe. Muslims & Christians will French Kiss. Lindsay Lohan will clean up her act. Alex Mijares will grow six inches taller.
Nah…..just kiddin’ about that last one. Short little Bagpolean fuccer.

5:28 pm September, 14 CBS said...

Fish Slap ejaculates cat excrement…the kind that cuts pussy’s anoose bc fish slap is a dirty muthafucka.

5:31 pm September, 14 soy bomb said...

The look of smug, unearned entitlement is strong with this one.

5:35 pm September, 14 scrotum pole said...

Interesting Fact:
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When viewed under a microscope, the entire Magna Carta is seen printed on Fish Slap’s nose wart.
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Also, he ejaculates bicycle spokes.

5:37 pm September, 14 Troy Tempest said...

I thought that fucker went to jail. Anyone got the scoop on that?

5:40 pm September, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fish Slap ejaculates Slap Chops. But you know we can’t do this all day.

5:44 pm September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Fish Slap ejaculates Nickelback guitar solos

5:46 pm September, 14 soy bomb said...

Why does everybody want to f*ck this guy? He seems like a toolbag douche to me. Oh well, everyone has their type.

5:49 pm September, 14 scrotum pole said...

Fish Slap ejaculates buttons, bobby pins and an occasional Polaroid photograph of Mamie Eisenhower.

6:16 pm September, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

Seriously Fish Slap could be played by Val (Jowl) Kilmer in a made for TV movie on Lifetime. I’m not sure what it would be about, but I sure wouldn’t watch it.

6:21 pm September, 14 Baleen said...

Fish Slap ejaculates his own anal beads.

6:44 pm September, 14 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

The motherfucking Yankees gave up a 6-0 lead and are now tied 7-7 with the Rays and I gotta see fucking THIS!!??
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And you guys are all wrong… Fish Slap ejaculates a combination of gherkin pickles and all the teeth collected by the tooth fairy.

7:18 pm September, 14 CBS said...

fish slap ejaculates all the missing letters from the words he has misspelled throughout his life. there is still a “j” in fact stuck up his pee hole that many an unsuspecting bleeth were told was a scrotal piercing gone horribly awry.

also i believe he ejaculates thick streams of those wavy red lines that indicate a spelling error. it could be factual that fish slap is in fact a two-dimensional creature although he appears to be live human in fact.

7:19 pm September, 14 CBS said...

this is just conjecture on the facts of course

7:24 pm September, 14 Troy Tempest said...

Fishslap is so full of roids and chemicals, he wouldn’t even make good eatin’. Besides being tough and chewy and smelling like Axe and stuff.

7:37 pm September, 14 sprocket said...

Captain Ahab: Birds… the birds… *He rises*!

7:47 pm September, 14 Steve L. said...

Fish Slap wants to remind you that HE came up with the GSR and no one else should take credit for it.
Fish Slap is probably gonna face some competition in the origin-of-GSR department. but then, his competition is facing THE Fish Slap.

10:58 pm September, 14 Wheezer said...

(Fuck) Fish Slap ejaculates stones out his sphincter and shows Tendon Ted how GSR is done.

10:59 pm September, 14 Wheezer said...

(Fuck) Fish Slap also shows Tendon Ted how nipples are done.
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Ya see? This is why Tendon Ted is gonna come “that close” to the Monthly but fall just a bit shart—–errrrr, short.

11:07 pm September, 14 Wheezer said...

So what…..is she wearing a Yankees cap/shades one-piece helmet? If she weren’t threatening stage-2 (3?) bleethdom, I’d recommend she get noseplugs.

11:56 pm September, 14 Jack and the ScroteSac said...

The only way to decide who’s tits not to look at is based my ability to resist the AXE!!!

Though bleeth, I love me some lady maams!

12:00 am September, 15 Jack and the ScroteSac said...

Fish slap ejaculates Malt -O- Meal
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Fish slap spews Anti-Freeze on Gov. Schwatzenaggaha
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Fish slap is the load that should have been swallowed!!

12:15 am September, 15 iDouche said...

Someone please reassure me that there isn’t a clone of Fishslap right behind him at the bar wearing a silver crown!!!!!
Maybe it’s the King of Scrotland.

6:55 am September, 15 Bag Margera said...

Fish Slap is the AIDS patient zero monkey. THAT’s what he ejaculates.

9:04 am September, 15 DarkSock said...

Fish Slap ejaculates missing knobs from vintage 70’s stereo gear.

9:05 am September, 15 DarkSock said...

Fish Slap ejaculates hagfish.

9:05 am September, 15 DarkSock said...

Fish Slap ejaculates Olestra and is thusly self-lubricating.

9:20 am September, 15 Mr. Biggs said...

Dammit DB1 you owe us pear for this.

10:32 am September, 15 Deltus said...

Fish Slap ejaculates pure, liquid fail

11:35 am September, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fish Slap ejaculates Stackhouse’s tongue.

6:01 pm September, 15 iDouche said...

Fish Slap ejaculates various lengths of chicken breast powder

8:48 pm September, 15 Stephanie said...

I got nothing except …he’s ugly.
Round headed Russian looking…better hang out in those darker bars.

11:38 am September, 16 Jimmy said...

Fuck Fish slap

1:09 pm September, 16 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Just my friggin’ luck I’d be gone during an epic few days at HCWDB.
I’ve NEVER seen Fish Slap so ‘roided yet skinny in the mid-section at the same time.
His hott’s tinier than SNOOKI. My hamster’s smaller’n she is.

2:40 pm September, 16 The Douchetorious B.A.G. said...

Chicago’s own Fishes…..

@ Troy Tempest, I believe that was Donkey Donkey Douche that’s hiding axe body shots up his dook chute.

12:17 am September, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

I guess I should chime in. Fuck Fish Slap.

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