Friday Haiku
Itchy Itch is rich,
Like that kid on “Silver Spoons,”
Brit Hotts paid to pose.
Marks-A-Lot Tattoo
Draws hotts to douchebag like moths
To a tainty flame
— fidouchiary responsibility
Blond Mary knows that
Purity is achieved through
clean. Enema, Stat!
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
A Christmas Story ‘bag
Awakes to find hotts under tree
Chocolate milk anyone?
— mr.reeve
William F. Buckley:
The Wild, Crazy College Years
“WHAT IS THIS, VASSAR?!?”
— DarkSock
Zack had an idea
Build a social network site
Facebook got there first
— Mr. Scrotato Head
Starter combover
Ralphie Parker all grow’d up
“Check out my tattoo!”
— elder
Lost on the way to
Return of Bosom Buddies
Scolari Junior
— SonnyChibaChoad
Bruised from the swirly.
Charles tries for his first girly.
Chest not like Khan. Khannnn!
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Messy Marvin’s nips:
those will put their eyes out, kid!
Put on a damn shirt.
Richie Rich’s cuz
Pulls tail in spite of wearing
Those Rapist Glasses
Closing out the ‘R’
would show what he really is
for prison bunkmates
A Christmas Story ‘bag
Awakes to find hotts under tree
Chocolate milk anyone?
The truly wealthy
Have no need of contacts, shirts,
Pants or Dignity
Blonde beckons boyfriends
to come “remove” the pustule;
can we see those pics?
“Hands off”, she said
“I don’t care if you’re filthy rich
You still have a little dick”
Ralphie tried to play
like a hardcore Vegas Ass Licker
Doe shit was all he knew
Girls, learn anagrams
And rearrange his chest words:
Now says “Hi, Cry Filth”
Bristol Palin (left)
is out trolling the clubs for
new baby daddies
Richard writes “Filthy”
on his torso and the chicks
misinterpret truth.
That Jeffery Dahmer
Sure can pull some fine ass meat;
Falls right off the bone.
creepy douche out late
pic forgot to show he was
wearing a diaper
Ralphie wanted Santa
To bring him a Red Rider
He ended up with a red jelly dong
Filthy Rich buys pen
Can’t afford a real tattoo
Or shirt. Or hair cut
Only leg this guy feels
is a stockinged Lämp; then he
sticks his tongue on poles.
William F. Buckley:
The Wild, Crazy College Years
“WHAT IS THIS, VASSAR?!?”
Damn it!
.
Only leg this guy
feels is stockinged Lämp; then he
sticks his tongue on poles.
Ralphie rolls wit da bitches
They now he has a “Red Rider”
His dog is always happy
Shirtless, Sharpied, and
combed over is no way to
go through life, douchebag!
Ralphie’s all growed up
And pullin’ ho’s like firemen;
I watch and say “FUUUUUDGE”.
DarkSock must teach us
how to self-edit our posts;
fuccen trash can’s gone.
Zack had an idea
Build a social network site
Facebook got there first
Filthy is true,
rich not so much,
as the smilin’ hotts,
will soon learn.
Doogie Hoswer puffs peter,
So whats the difference?
Scrots are average at best.
Ralphie / Dahmer mix
Will hacksaw off these chicks legs
And make Lämps of them.
Wheezer, my secret
I will share with you now Sir:
I read my post first.
“Invest your money.”
“In these paid to pose hotties?”
“No, some testicles.”
Zack didn’t talk much
He let his body do it
Ass says “Enter Here”
That and one other;
Admins can jump in and fix
The boners they pull.
Blond Mary knows that
Purity is achieved through
clean. Enema, Stat!
Marks-A-Lot Tattoo
Draws hotts to douchebag like moths
To a tainty flame
Teen movie villain
Puts “weird science” to practice,
Hott result not bad.
Too poor for tattoo
Discount specs from LensCrafters
Bleeths deserve the herp
I’ll bet his back reads:
“GoldenPalace-dot-com”; like
that, and in Sharpie.
Fight Club Jared Leto,
I am Jack’s smirking revenge,
Glasses and face broken
Paedophile glasses,
help “Uncle Richie”,
steal kids’ black marker.
He’s Gordon Pecco:
thinks greed is good, and legal,
prefers hotts not so.
Leto from Fight Club,
I am Jack’s smirking revenge,
Glasses and face broken
(I realize now my previous haiku didn’t follow 5-7-5)
Bruised from the swirly.
Charles tries for his first girly.
Chest not like Khan. Khannnn!
Hotts’ Facebook ‘bag tag:
“Got this fucked up pic last night.
We called him ‘Smegma’.”
What in sweet Heaven
Are these girls thinking. I have
Got to start Drinking.
Burp!
Lost on the way to
Return of Bosom Buddies
Scolari Junior
Black markers don’t change
fact that you aren’t Bill Zabka –
sweep the douche, Johnny!
Blonde dudes who wear horn
rims while displaying nekkid tatt
torso should be spanked.
Filthy Rich takes les-
sons from Richie Rich, cops Bet-
ty, Veronica.
Thomas Hayden Church
Burns ants with his huge glasses
Bleeths think it’s “way cool.”
Valtrex doesn’t help
Filthy sores on Richie’s tool
No worries — he’s rich.
Filthy Rich abster-
douche plays dirty pool, puts two
balls in the pocket.
rightside hott’s finger
summons the services of
executioner
Autumn skanks come out
For a douchebag’s lame costume
Get what they deserve.
“Filthy Rich” he scrawls
Smell gives away his secret
He doesn’t like soap.
There’s the mark of the
douche, then there’s the Sharpie perm-
anent marker douche.
Ricky Shroder always knew
Paid to pose hotts would not last
Silver Spoon’s residuals had stopped
Great smile on brunette
Blondie’s eyes say “come hither”
Richie’s a poofter.
Vegas Ass Kicker
Sure can pull the hotties now
Stackhouse hooked him up
Starter combover
Ralphie Parker all grow’d up
“Check out my tattoo!”
Itchy Ich says GRRRR.
Itchy Ich can moo. Itchy
He is no Pumpy.
Collagen lipped choad
can’t puff out anything else;
chest, groin are sunken.
Paid to pose or not
First time I have ever seen
Nice teeth on a Brit
Currency holds sway
Itchy reminder of greed
Rectal filch infects
Glasses reveal the
Liitle boy in pain. Abs show
That he is a dork.
A Clark Kent disguise
of nerd glasses will not hide
your inner douchebag
Bully old man. These
Are not Brits. They have teeth and
Boobies. Queen is a horse.
Making a statement
Itchy Itch skews the dreamscape
Paid pose Hotts oblivious
Pardon the mistake.
I broke the rules. The Queen’s
Not amused. Phillip!
Here we are, face to face
A couple of Silver Poons.
Hopin’ to find, we’re two of a kind
Thanks to the maker We are Blind
Itchy Itch’s finger, in someone’s behind
Two Silver Poons together.
You and I together (We’re going to find he’s Gay)
…(We’re going to find he’s Gay)
Mary and Tonya
The Itch comes
When the day is over
“This is Jesus” Kent
“Start polishing the mirror.”
“Hotts want some popcorn.”
Hotts can’t see comma
after filthy. The back says
anal creampies yo!
Blonde hott has looked down
and reports on his package. Her
finger dwarfs birth defect.
Christopher Castile
The nerd kid from Step By Step
Grew into a douche.
fucking horse shit
Hey, filthy douchebag,
Sally Jesse Raphael
Called. You should know why…
How cool is sharpie
Its nerd night out on the town
Hand pull to stay clear
Showed up late today
no chance for me to be picked
well, maybe next week
Wannabe Paul Blanks
Shows off body from Wii fit
Spooned by daddy bears
ah crap, I didn’t close the tag, sorry y’all.
Funk and Wagnall’s kid
failed report, flunked, rode hobo
choo-choo to Bagville
Vegas Ass Licker
verifies his nerdy side
on Saturday nights
Holy shit! It’s the
replicant from Blade Runner!
Time to go vomit.
douchebag is rich in
biohazards. Brit blonde’s “come
hither” is deadly.