Friday, September 24, 2010

Friday Haiku

Itchy Itch is rich,
Like that kid on “Silver Spoons,”
Brit Hotts paid to pose.

Marks-A-Lot Tattoo
Draws hotts to douchebag like moths
To a tainty flame

— fidouchiary responsibility

Blond Mary knows that
Purity is achieved through
clean. Enema, Stat!

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

A Christmas Story ‘bag
Awakes to find hotts under tree
Chocolate milk anyone?

— mr.reeve

William F. Buckley:
The Wild, Crazy College Years
“WHAT IS THIS, VASSAR?!?”

— DarkSock

Zack had an idea
Build a social network site
Facebook got there first

— Mr. Scrotato Head

Starter combover
Ralphie Parker all grow’d up
“Check out my tattoo!”

— elder

Lost on the way to
Return of Bosom Buddies
Scolari Junior

— SonnyChibaChoad

Bruised from the swirly.
Charles tries for his first girly.
Chest not like Khan. Khannnn!

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

# posted by douchebag1
7:02 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

Messy Marvin’s nips:
those will put their eyes out, kid!
Put on a damn shirt.

7:03 am September, 24 DarkSock said...

Richie Rich’s cuz
Pulls tail in spite of wearing
Those Rapist Glasses

7:03 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

Closing out the ‘R’
would show what he really is
for prison bunkmates

7:04 am September, 24 mr.reeve said...

A Christmas Story ‘bag
Awakes to find hotts under tree
Chocolate milk anyone?

7:05 am September, 24 DarkSock said...

The truly wealthy
Have no need of contacts, shirts,
Pants or Dignity

7:05 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

Blonde beckons boyfriends
to come “remove” the pustule;
can we see those pics?

7:06 am September, 24 08ArmyDoc said...

“Hands off”, she said
“I don’t care if you’re filthy rich
You still have a little dick”

7:07 am September, 24 mr.reeve said...

Ralphie tried to play
like a hardcore Vegas Ass Licker
Doe shit was all he knew

7:07 am September, 24 DarkSock said...

Girls, learn anagrams
And rearrange his chest words:
Now says “Hi, Cry Filth”

7:08 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

Bristol Palin (left)
is out trolling the clubs for
new baby daddies

7:08 am September, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Richard writes “Filthy”
on his torso and the chicks
misinterpret truth.

7:08 am September, 24 DarkSock said...

That Jeffery Dahmer
Sure can pull some fine ass meat;
Falls right off the bone.

7:08 am September, 24 CBS said...

creepy douche out late
pic forgot to show he was
wearing a diaper

7:08 am September, 24 mr.reeve said...

Ralphie wanted Santa
To bring him a Red Rider
He ended up with a red jelly dong

7:08 am September, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Filthy Rich buys pen
Can’t afford a real tattoo
Or shirt. Or hair cut

7:09 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

Only leg this guy feels
is a stockinged Lämp; then he
sticks his tongue on poles.

7:09 am September, 24 DarkSock said...

William F. Buckley:
The Wild, Crazy College Years
“WHAT IS THIS, VASSAR?!?”

7:10 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

Damn it!
.
Only leg this guy
feels is stockinged Lämp; then he
sticks his tongue on poles.

7:10 am September, 24 mr.reeve said...

Ralphie rolls wit da bitches
They now he has a “Red Rider”
His dog is always happy

7:11 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

Shirtless, Sharpied, and
combed over is no way to
go through life, douchebag!

7:12 am September, 24 DarkSock said...

Ralphie’s all growed up
And pullin’ ho’s like firemen;
I watch and say “FUUUUUDGE”.

7:12 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

DarkSock must teach us
how to self-edit our posts;
fuccen trash can’s gone.

7:12 am September, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Zack had an idea
Build a social network site
Facebook got there first

7:12 am September, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Filthy is true,
rich not so much,
as the smilin’ hotts,
will soon learn.

7:13 am September, 24 FrankenStank said...

Doogie Hoswer puffs peter,
So whats the difference?
Scrots are average at best.

7:14 am September, 24 DarkSock said...

Ralphie / Dahmer mix
Will hacksaw off these chicks legs
And make Lämps of them.

7:16 am September, 24 DarkSock said...

Wheezer, my secret
I will share with you now Sir:
I read my post first.

7:16 am September, 24 Condouchious said...

“Invest your money.”
“In these paid to pose hotties?”
“No, some testicles.”

7:17 am September, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Zack didn’t talk much
He let his body do it
Ass says “Enter Here”

7:17 am September, 24 DarkSock said...

That and one other;
Admins can jump in and fix
The boners they pull.

7:17 am September, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Blond Mary knows that
Purity is achieved through
clean. Enema, Stat!

7:17 am September, 24 fidouchiary responsibility said...

Marks-A-Lot Tattoo
Draws hotts to douchebag like moths
To a tainty flame

7:17 am September, 24 Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser said...

Teen movie villain
Puts “weird science” to practice,
Hott result not bad.

7:18 am September, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Too poor for tattoo
Discount specs from LensCrafters
Bleeths deserve the herp

7:19 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

I’ll bet his back reads:
“GoldenPalace-dot-com”; like
that, and in Sharpie.

7:21 am September, 24 Condouchious said...

Fight Club Jared Leto,
I am Jack’s smirking revenge,
Glasses and face broken

7:22 am September, 24 collosus of choads said...

Paedophile glasses,
help “Uncle Richie”,
steal kids’ black marker.

7:23 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

He’s Gordon Pecco:
thinks greed is good, and legal,
prefers hotts not so.

7:24 am September, 24 Condouchious said...

Leto from Fight Club,
I am Jack’s smirking revenge,
Glasses and face broken

(I realize now my previous haiku didn’t follow 5-7-5)

7:25 am September, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bruised from the swirly.
Charles tries for his first girly.
Chest not like Khan. Khannnn!

7:26 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

Hotts’ Facebook ‘bag tag:
“Got this fucked up pic last night.
We called him ‘Smegma’.”

7:29 am September, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What in sweet Heaven
Are these girls thinking. I have
Got to start Drinking.

Burp!

7:31 am September, 24 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Lost on the way to
Return of Bosom Buddies
Scolari Junior

7:32 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

Black markers don’t change
fact that you aren’t Bill Zabka
sweep the douche, Johnny!

7:35 am September, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Blonde dudes who wear horn
rims while displaying nekkid tatt
torso should be spanked.

7:37 am September, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Filthy Rich takes les-
sons from Richie Rich, cops Bet-
ty, Veronica.

7:38 am September, 24 Horace Dangleballs said...

Thomas Hayden Church
Burns ants with his huge glasses
Bleeths think it’s “way cool.”

7:40 am September, 24 Horace Dangleballs said...

Valtrex doesn’t help
Filthy sores on Richie’s tool
No worries — he’s rich.

7:42 am September, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Filthy Rich abster-
douche plays dirty pool, puts two
balls in the pocket.

7:42 am September, 24 the douche is alright said...

rightside hott’s finger
summons the services of
executioner

7:42 am September, 24 Horace Dangleballs said...

Autumn skanks come out
For a douchebag’s lame costume
Get what they deserve.

7:43 am September, 24 Wedgie said...

“Filthy Rich” he scrawls
Smell gives away his secret
He doesn’t like soap.

7:44 am September, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

There’s the mark of the
douche, then there’s the Sharpie perm-
anent marker douche.

7:45 am September, 24 mr.reeve said...

Ricky Shroder always knew
Paid to pose hotts would not last
Silver Spoon’s residuals had stopped

7:46 am September, 24 Horace Dangleballs said...

Great smile on brunette
Blondie’s eyes say “come hither”
Richie’s a poofter.

7:48 am September, 24 Wedgie said...

Vegas Ass Kicker
Sure can pull the hotties now
Stackhouse hooked him up

7:48 am September, 24 elder said...

Starter combover
Ralphie Parker all grow’d up
“Check out my tattoo!”

7:50 am September, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Itchy Ich says GRRRR.
Itchy Ich can moo. Itchy
He is no Pumpy.

7:50 am September, 24 Wheezer said...

Collagen lipped choad
can’t puff out anything else;
chest, groin are sunken.

7:51 am September, 24 Horace Dangleballs said...

Paid to pose or not
First time I have ever seen
Nice teeth on a Brit

7:52 am September, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Currency holds sway
Itchy reminder of greed
Rectal filch infects

7:55 am September, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Glasses reveal the
Liitle boy in pain. Abs show
That he is a dork.

7:57 am September, 24 Horace Dangleballs said...

A Clark Kent disguise
of nerd glasses will not hide
your inner douchebag

8:03 am September, 24 Tony Blair said...

Bully old man. These
Are not Brits. They have teeth and
Boobies. Queen is a horse.

8:05 am September, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Making a statement
Itchy Itch skews the dreamscape
Paid pose Hotts oblivious

8:06 am September, 24 Tony Blair said...

Pardon the mistake.
I broke the rules. The Queen’s
Not amused. Phillip!

8:10 am September, 24 Captain Garanichode said...

Here we are, face to face
A couple of Silver Poons.
Hopin’ to find, we’re two of a kind
Thanks to the maker We are Blind
Itchy Itch’s finger, in someone’s behind
Two Silver Poons together.
You and I together (We’re going to find he’s Gay)
…(We’re going to find he’s Gay)

8:14 am September, 24 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Mary and Tonya
The Itch comes
When the day is over

8:25 am September, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“This is Jesus” Kent
“Start polishing the mirror.”
“Hotts want some popcorn.”

8:27 am September, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hotts can’t see comma
after filthy. The back says
anal creampies yo!

8:30 am September, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Blonde hott has looked down
and reports on his package. Her
finger dwarfs birth defect.

9:24 am September, 24 massengill said...

Christopher Castile
The nerd kid from Step By Step
Grew into a douche.

9:24 am September, 24 massengill said...

fucking horse shit

9:26 am September, 24 massengill said...

Hey, filthy douchebag,
Sally Jesse Raphael
Called. You should know why…

10:03 am September, 24 wonderdouche twin said...

How cool is sharpie
Its nerd night out on the town
Hand pull to stay clear

11:00 am September, 24 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Showed up late today
no chance for me to be picked
well, maybe next week

11:21 am September, 24 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Wannabe Paul Blanks
Shows off body from Wii fit
Spooned by daddy bears

11:21 am September, 24 Sir David Douchenborough said...

ah crap, I didn’t close the tag, sorry y’all.

11:30 am September, 24 Morbo said...

Funk and Wagnall’s kid
failed report, flunked, rode hobo
choo-choo to Bagville

6:16 am September, 26 Wheezer said...

Vegas Ass Licker
verifies his nerdy side
on Saturday nights

10:12 am September, 26 Business-Casual Douche said...

Holy shit! It’s the
replicant from Blade Runner!
Time to go vomit.

10:46 am September, 26 Steve L. said...

douchebag is rich in
biohazards. Brit blonde’s “come
hither” is deadly.

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