Monday, September 6, 2010

Happy Labor Day!

In honor of America’s working labor class, the people who hold this country together, HCwDB would like to pay tribute to you in the only way I know how:

With dancing baby frolic.

Regular postings, including a tough HCwDB of the Week, resume in full tomorrow. For now, your humble narrator lays pensively on his rug and sips a cup of Mad Dog.

# posted by douchebag1
7:56 am September, 6 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Where’s my dingo?





What?


Too soon?

8:04 am September, 6 mr.reeve said...

Gel in a babies hair is child abuse.

Thank God Brazil produces women with great ass pear. For that I will forgive them for this video.

8:05 am September, 6 Mr. White said...

How did my bookmarks get all switched around, so that “hcwdb.com” now goes to “allymcbeal.com”?

8:12 am September, 6 Troy Tempest said...

In a few years, he’ll be ready for This.

8:22 am September, 6 Wedgie said...

Little fuccer can dance better than me.

8:36 am September, 6 G said...

Douchebaby…’cause you know that this will lead to showing off in Walmart parking lots at 2 am.

9:07 am September, 6 Douchble Helix said...

Sadly, like many other great things in this world, the Dog ain’t what it used to be.

Click this link for: Frozen, returned to it’s natural state, and the crushing truth.

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/7360/thewholemaddogstory.jpg

It’s not 20% anymore. It’s 13%.

10:40 am September, 6 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Thanks, Troy. We needed that, too.
Baby dances the samba so he can loosen up and take a dump. Any mother will tell you that’s always the outcome…experienced fathers will tell you too. Then take off for parts unknown to avoid changing the dumpsterload.

10:42 am September, 6 DarkSock said...

The whole time, the kid’s thinking “For fuck sake, what’s a guy gotta do to get a diaper changed around here?”

10:43 am September, 6 DarkSock said...

@ douchble Helix:
Nothing a shot of rubbing alcohol won’t fix, mang.

10:44 am September, 6 DarkSock said...

Only later, hours after the hilarity and laughing subsided, did Ramona realize she’d switched the baby powder with habanero rub.

10:53 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Glad I was at a golf tournament slicing balls all morning so I bear this poor saps balls no ill.

The Chad Kroeger Foundation Of The Northern Sceptre LLC is pleased to announce that after a morning of fundraising on the links that we have raised $32.54 for MDA. As we all know Musclebound Douchebag Activities are quite expensive. Our comptroller thinks we are in for six bottles of water.

See ya next year guys. Suck it Jerry Lewis.

11:26 am September, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That’s great. I’m almost as amused by this as I was by the smoking baby. Find a drunk baby who rapes Congolese orphans, and we have a new winner.

11:51 am September, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

I say Stewie Griffin would kick this kids ass!!!

12:05 pm September, 6 C. Everett Koop said...

Don’t smoke. Don’t drink. Don’t do drugs. Don’t masterbate while watching videos of shaky babies. Do not listen to Dr. Jocelyn Elders tell you her mastabasten stories while she gets her Labor Day African American fry on.

12:06 pm September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Y’know in all this douchebag mocking action, let’s show a little restraint towards poor Hooman Lamas. Here’s a lovely photo of he and his fetching wife from their beach honeymoon:
Click
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And by fetching I mean felching

1:08 pm September, 6 DarkSock said...

The kid in the clip is actually none other than Tonetta, circa 1973.

1:29 pm September, 6 mr.reeve said...

Always appreciate a good Tonetta video.

1:42 pm September, 6 Deltus said...

I want to take latin dance lessons from that baby.

1:53 pm September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tonetta had disturbed me to the point that I must go and get drunk with the kids at the Royal Canadian Legion while enjoying the annual fish pigout. I may spend the MDA money collected earlier in the day cause those…. Fuck it.

2:03 pm September, 6 Wedgie said...

Amazing how much disturbing content Sock has at his fingertips. You should be working for the feds; I think sending that video to the Taliban might cause them to surrender immediately. Or move to Miami.
Whatever.

2:09 pm September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Dudes, do any of us look that good in a two piece?
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BTW, the old lady is glowing at me with a certain glint in her eye as I’ve put on a display of “Mr. Fixing Shit”. First the leaky water heater, then the right rear turn signal bulb of her car followed by building a new set of steps (three) up to the jacuzzi in the back yard using power tools.
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Yessir, even though Mondays are usual off limits, if I don’t get too too drunk I may be able to parlay this into a hot tub hand job when it gets dark later . With ball ticking action? We shall see .

3:42 pm September, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This kid has a bright future in the field of micturation. Clearly he is showing us his technique on small farm animals, three-legged dogs and hobos. He’ll eventually work his way up to ponies, hippos, and Liza Minelli. But to be truly a master of his craft he’ll have to spend years of study under the tutelage of Mr. “I’d pee in her butt” White and “I peed in a horse once” Darksock at the
University of
Rectal
Intracavity and
Necrophilia
Eccrinology

4:57 pm September, 6 scrotum pole said...

Thanks to Mr. White for introducing Tonetta.
Tonetta’s body of work is incredible (his actual body, not so much.)
His haunting guitar melodies are hypnotic.
“Peeping Tom” is an in-depth study of the tortured and lonely life of a voyeuristic woman.
A philosophical commentary on our youth-obsessed culture, and the toll it takes on the forgotten elderly.
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Plus the added bonus of a middle-aged dude dancing with a hockey mask, bandana and a fringed black two-piece.

5:28 pm September, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

Holy flaming cow. Buffalo Beast is a woman? And it has a baby?
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@ Vin 2:09
I sure don’t. However, I hope you get that hot tub hand job. Why the hell are Mondays off limits? That’s a pretty good day to screw. Then again, all of ’em are, especially if you fixed a bunch of shit around the house and demand recompense.

6:20 pm September, 6 Baleen said...

Staight up! I fuccen trimmed hedges by hand for eight hours today. Mrs. Baleen better hurry up, take a shower, and trim her hedges because this coffee’s wearing off and I’m dead to the world. Well over a decade of marriage and I’m still payin for the pussy.

7:01 pm September, 6 DarkSock said...

Mrs. Sock is at the San Francisco Fairmont this weekend on a girlcation with her BFF. While she was gone I took the bedroom plasma off its pedestal mount on the dresser and hung it on the wall with an articulated mount that will pop out a foot and pivot so she can see it from the whirlpool garden tub (sadly, I will have no line of site from my poo cube…). I also installed the low-profile dual linear array transducer (Typhany 250’s) powered sub under the dresser and put my refurbished tiny cast aluminum mini-satellite speakers (the components alone in these cost the same as my first car. But my first car cost $400…) wall mounted discretely to either side.
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Several weeks will go by, of course, before she notices the difference.
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Now, if i’d shampooed the carpet….

7:04 pm September, 6 DarkSock said...

@ Vin:
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If you’d shave your balls, and occasionally garrot them with a flea collar, you wouldn’t need ball ticking action.

7:43 pm September, 6 DarkSock said...

Where in the HELL is Captain Bringdown?

7:59 am September, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I thought Gary Coleman was dead.

3:11 pm September, 7 Steve L. said...

this baby has a bright future in jumping on trains and then suffering gruesome accidents from it.

11:41 am September, 8 MILLS said...

well that is a cute baby and funny vid but still not enough to discourage the urge to kick him off the table, he’s like a mini-douche jus wating to grow up and perv on girls on the beaches of Rio or become a cross dressing gay gigalo such is the future of all brazilian males as they only have a two way route in life – greasy lothario or gay gigalo or alternatively they can take a gamble on the wild card route that is soccer player.

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