Wednesday, September 29, 2010

HCwDB of the Week Bumped to Thursday

Since your humble narrator is flying to New York as we speak, I’m bumping the Weekly to tomorrow. However, updates will resume shortly as soon as I’m off this here plane.

In the meantime, when done mocking this Wikipudwack hitting on his older sister’s B.F.F., Brazilian Emo Hulk eats your soul.

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# posted by douchebag1
7:08 am September, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Great God almighty. Did Brazilian Emo Hulk eat Barry Manilow?

7:08 am September, 29 CBS said...

he kind of looks like a jewchebag. very common where i come from. its the closet homosexuality i think. asexual women and pederast men bred out of unreasonable and irrational arrogance creating fey children in this phony western society of pseudo liberal ideals

7:10 am September, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Oh, and if Andy Samberg hurts that delicious face of hers I will personally stretch his tongue out and sharpen a straigtht edge razor on it before using said razor to remove his tongue…through his ass.

7:31 am September, 29 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Brazilian Emo Hulk needs to give this guy a Brazilian wax followed by a Brazilian necktie for being so close to such deliciosity.

7:32 am September, 29 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Brazilian Emo Hulk? More like Brazilian Emo Hunk!

7:37 am September, 29 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

It’s nice that this douche dressed up for the occasion with the gold power-tie over his Nickelback concert t-shirt. It’s sets off the faux-bling sequined baseball cap and sweatband so well.
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I instinctively thought about Googling divorce lawyers when I first saw that blondie, though. Fought off the urge.
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This time, anyway.

7:44 am September, 29 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Dear Brazil,
You give us Sepultura, you gave us smoking hot chicks, and now you give us BEH, you could have stopped at the hot chicks.
Love,
America

7:44 am September, 29 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

Brazilian Emo Hulk looks like a really bad police sketch artist’s rendering of Rashida Jones.

7:56 am September, 29 Deltus said...

BEH is so frightening to behold, my soul just went to it’s mother’s place for a week to take a break.

8:02 am September, 29 system of douche said...

Blondie is pulling a classic photobomb, as Wikipudwack was about to demonstrate his fellating techniques.

8:05 am September, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Brazilian Emo Hulk bulks up on a diet of hepatitis, saline bags, pain, and sloth.

8:06 am September, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Yes, Andy Samburg, and he has been working out.

8:07 am September, 29 mr.reeve said...

I believe we need a new Hall, The Hall of Freakbags. BEH should be the first entry.

8:10 am September, 29 mr.reeve said...

@Krueger, you beat me to the Samburg comment. Andy Sambag and way too hot for him blonde.

8:14 am September, 29 mr.reeve said...

Is Sambag trying to flick too hottie for him blonde in the face? It appears that is the case. Whatta douche.

8:14 am September, 29 system of douche said...

It’s not the foolish necktie or the sissy wristband that makes me go blind with rage, it’s the Braille hat. Helen Keller would weep softly when she deciphers it to say “this be stylin’, yo.”

The flat brim, the OEM gold sticker. The tucked ears. The bling. The pulled down, in your face, “I’m a thug” presentation. It begs for a-ripping off and a- stomping of said article, and then a baseball bat treatment to the wearer.

8:18 am September, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Took some time off from mocking and I return to this? Brazilian Emo Hulk wishes he could pull the boobies that the original Hulk could
Hulk

8:20 am September, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

^Link isn’t working, try again
http://www.triplestarnews.com/images/the_memo/bonedog/breasts/boob_size.html

8:23 am September, 29 smackdouche said...

Brazilian Emo Hulk has a strange resemblance to Donkey’s latest Hott.

8:24 am September, 29 system of douche said...

Emo Hulk. This has to be one of the, if not THE most disturbing sights to come across the innerwebs.

Also, I wasn’t aware that grass huts had interior paneling.

8:40 am September, 29 End the Haberdouchery said...

BEH is putrid. I just love the fact that he made entirely of implants, human hair, and a shrunken skull.

9:09 am September, 29 Anonymous said...

Brazilian Emo Hulk is the real life inspiration for Street Fighter II’s Blanka.

9:17 am September, 29 justadouchalo said...

In my dreams, this twat stands up and sticks his head through the moon roof ofthe limo only to have his oversized melon lopped off by flying debris from a New Jersey Turnpike Authority maintenance truck.

9:20 am September, 29 jonezy said...

I think BEH might actually be related to Sammy Sosa.
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Perhaps they have the same ‘Roid doctor?

9:21 am September, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

Brazillian Emo Hulk reminds me of the one and only time I had a fried bologna sandwich. I have no idea why. Either way, both my mind and my colon are trembling in fear of BEH.

9:24 am September, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Et Tu douche—i know that link eventually came to a happy conclusion, but the images contained therein have waged a preemptive strike on any attempts I would have made at eating for the rest of the day. Between that and BEH, I think maybe I just ought to go back to bed.

10:17 am September, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

The kid in this pic is showing us how big his asshole is after BEH had his/her way.

10:48 am September, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Brazilian Emo Hulk cured my constipation. Unfortunately my backed up stomach contents came up instead going out their normal exit

11:10 am September, 29 Mr. Biggs said...

Dammit DB1 you owe me a pear for that one. All natural Brazilian pear.

11:41 am September, 29 bagwagger said...

Do you have an existing Douchies category for BEH? If not, he (it?) merits creating one. Mother of shit, he makes my sphincter spasm.

3:09 pm September, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Holymarymotherofgloryholedoilies, Braziliam Emo Hulk leaves me speechless and wanting to saw off my own twatter, er, tweeter.
Pfwtttttttttttt!

3:12 pm September, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Brazilian (sp. corrected) Emo Hulk redefines the expression “polymorphous perverse.”

3:13 pm September, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Brazilian Emo Hulk scares the ancestral spirits of the Incas.

3:15 pm September, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Brazilian Emo Hulk was abandoned by a UFO to scare us into submission.
To wombats.

3:17 pm September, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The douche in this picture is telling the bimbette, “If I rub my fingers over my nanscopic pecker like this I can make dogs in Bangladesh fart Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony.”

3:17 pm September, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Brazilian Emo Hulk once overpowered DarkSock and forced him to wear WhiteSocks.

3:24 pm September, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

While Xenu rules the northern hemisphere, and Brazilian Emo Hulk the southern hemisphere, Samurai Scrote is the Great Equatorializer.

3:26 pm September, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

BEH gives good men BPH.

3:30 pm September, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

BEH uses chinchillas instead of gerbils for a more refined “furpiece.”

4:01 pm September, 29 Steve L. said...

what would Buffalo Beast do if he encounters Brazilian Emo Hulk?
the world is counting on you, Buffalo Beast.

4:42 pm September, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I’m afraid, Boss, that we just skipped the Wikipudwack and started in mocking on BEH.

We’re forgiven.

11:22 pm September, 29 M said...

The only way I can describe that is if Thulsa Doom fucked a Gelfling and it was raised by Charles Atlas and Joan Rivers to work in a sewage treatment facility.

12:45 am September, 30 Cheesesock said...

The Emo Hulk is what happens when Javier Bardem (the mongoloid from No Country for Old Men) and Liza Minelli procreate. Yick!

3:44 am September, 30 Anonymous said...

I this I know this guy… the 18 y/o son of family friends. We’re going to organize an intervention immediately.

4:10 pm September, 30 Douchebagger Vance said...

This really only scratches the surface for this pudwack. He is truly a douche on a level that cannot be explained. An intervention must occur…organize this immediately…for the good of all mankind.

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