Wednesday, September 29, 2010
HCwDB of the Week Bumped to Thursday
Since your humble narrator is flying to New York as we speak, I’m bumping the Weekly to tomorrow. However, updates will resume shortly as soon as I’m off this here plane.
In the meantime, when done mocking this Wikipudwack hitting on his older sister’s B.F.F., Brazilian Emo Hulk eats your soul.
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Great God almighty. Did Brazilian Emo Hulk eat Barry Manilow?
he kind of looks like a jewchebag. very common where i come from. its the closet homosexuality i think. asexual women and pederast men bred out of unreasonable and irrational arrogance creating fey children in this phony western society of pseudo liberal ideals
Oh, and if Andy Samberg hurts that delicious face of hers I will personally stretch his tongue out and sharpen a straigtht edge razor on it before using said razor to remove his tongue…through his ass.
Brazilian Emo Hulk needs to give this guy a Brazilian wax followed by a Brazilian necktie for being so close to such deliciosity.
Brazilian Emo Hulk? More like Brazilian Emo Hunk!
It’s nice that this douche dressed up for the occasion with the gold power-tie over his Nickelback concert t-shirt. It’s sets off the faux-bling sequined baseball cap and sweatband so well.
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I instinctively thought about Googling divorce lawyers when I first saw that blondie, though. Fought off the urge.
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This time, anyway.
Dear Brazil,
You give us Sepultura, you gave us smoking hot chicks, and now you give us BEH, you could have stopped at the hot chicks.
Love,
America
Brazilian Emo Hulk looks like a really bad police sketch artist’s rendering of Rashida Jones.
BEH is so frightening to behold, my soul just went to it’s mother’s place for a week to take a break.
Blondie is pulling a classic photobomb, as Wikipudwack was about to demonstrate his fellating techniques.
Brazilian Emo Hulk bulks up on a diet of hepatitis, saline bags, pain, and sloth.
Yes, Andy Samburg, and he has been working out.
I believe we need a new Hall, The Hall of Freakbags. BEH should be the first entry.
@Krueger, you beat me to the Samburg comment. Andy Sambag and way too hot for him blonde.
Is Sambag trying to flick too hottie for him blonde in the face? It appears that is the case. Whatta douche.
It’s not the foolish necktie or the sissy wristband that makes me go blind with rage, it’s the Braille hat. Helen Keller would weep softly when she deciphers it to say “this be stylin’, yo.”
The flat brim, the OEM gold sticker. The tucked ears. The bling. The pulled down, in your face, “I’m a thug” presentation. It begs for a-ripping off and a- stomping of said article, and then a baseball bat treatment to the wearer.
Took some time off from mocking and I return to this? Brazilian Emo Hulk wishes he could pull the boobies that the original Hulk could
Hulk
^Link isn’t working, try again
http://www.triplestarnews.com/images/the_memo/bonedog/breasts/boob_size.html
Brazilian Emo Hulk has a strange resemblance to Donkey’s latest Hott.
Emo Hulk. This has to be one of the, if not THE most disturbing sights to come across the innerwebs.
Also, I wasn’t aware that grass huts had interior paneling.
BEH is putrid. I just love the fact that he made entirely of implants, human hair, and a shrunken skull.
Brazilian Emo Hulk is the real life inspiration for Street Fighter II’s Blanka.
In my dreams, this twat stands up and sticks his head through the moon roof ofthe limo only to have his oversized melon lopped off by flying debris from a New Jersey Turnpike Authority maintenance truck.
I think BEH might actually be related to Sammy Sosa.
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Perhaps they have the same ‘Roid doctor?
Brazillian Emo Hulk reminds me of the one and only time I had a fried bologna sandwich. I have no idea why. Either way, both my mind and my colon are trembling in fear of BEH.
@ Et Tu douche—i know that link eventually came to a happy conclusion, but the images contained therein have waged a preemptive strike on any attempts I would have made at eating for the rest of the day. Between that and BEH, I think maybe I just ought to go back to bed.
The kid in this pic is showing us how big his asshole is after BEH had his/her way.
Brazilian Emo Hulk cured my constipation. Unfortunately my backed up stomach contents came up instead going out their normal exit
Dammit DB1 you owe me a pear for that one. All natural Brazilian pear.
Do you have an existing Douchies category for BEH? If not, he (it?) merits creating one. Mother of shit, he makes my sphincter spasm.
Holymarymotherofgloryholedoilies, Braziliam Emo Hulk leaves me speechless and wanting to saw off my own twatter, er, tweeter.
Pfwtttttttttttt!
Brazilian (sp. corrected) Emo Hulk redefines the expression “polymorphous perverse.”
Brazilian Emo Hulk scares the ancestral spirits of the Incas.
Brazilian Emo Hulk was abandoned by a UFO to scare us into submission.
To wombats.
The douche in this picture is telling the bimbette, “If I rub my fingers over my nanscopic pecker like this I can make dogs in Bangladesh fart Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony.”
Brazilian Emo Hulk once overpowered DarkSock and forced him to wear WhiteSocks.
While Xenu rules the northern hemisphere, and Brazilian Emo Hulk the southern hemisphere, Samurai Scrote is the Great Equatorializer.
BEH gives good men BPH.
BEH uses chinchillas instead of gerbils for a more refined “furpiece.”
what would Buffalo Beast do if he encounters Brazilian Emo Hulk?
the world is counting on you, Buffalo Beast.
I’m afraid, Boss, that we just skipped the Wikipudwack and started in mocking on BEH.
We’re forgiven.
The only way I can describe that is if Thulsa Doom fucked a Gelfling and it was raised by Charles Atlas and Joan Rivers to work in a sewage treatment facility.
The Emo Hulk is what happens when Javier Bardem (the mongoloid from No Country for Old Men) and Liza Minelli procreate. Yick!
I this I know this guy… the 18 y/o son of family friends. We’re going to organize an intervention immediately.
This really only scratches the surface for this pudwack. He is truly a douche on a level that cannot be explained. An intervention must occur…organize this immediately…for the good of all mankind.