Sunday, September 19, 2010

Hot Chicks with Douchebags: The Minimally Animated Short Film

“You make cookies because you’re a girl. Hehehe.” = Win.

# posted by douchebag1
8:51 am September, 19 scrotum pole said...

That Stephen Hawking can really pull some tail.

8:52 am September, 19 Wheezer said...

I loved the coughing!
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Hey, should we re-enact our own “Caption This” comments here? If that thread is still available, we couple copy-and-paste on that page to death…..

8:53 am September, 19 Wheezer said...

Ummmmm, “couple”? WTF?
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My proofreader is fired. How about “could”?

8:54 am September, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

That was better than “Cats”.

8:57 am September, 19 Steve L. said...

look for this consummately pronounced conversation in the newest learning material of your local ESL (English as Second Language) classes.
teaching English and the dangers of douchebaggery at the same time to recent immigrants. now THAT is killing two birds with one stone.

9:03 am September, 19 Anonymous said...

Swing and a miss, strike one…

9:04 am September, 19 Wedgie said...

Brilliant. And makes me want to take a dump, so double brilliant.

9:11 am September, 19 scrotum pole said...

Horrific photo as the moment of impact is captured when an aircraft crashes into four buildings. Don’t click here, if squeamish!

10:04 am September, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Join us tomorrow for…Golden Globe Nominee for Foreign Animation Short Documentary, “Why Brit Girls Are Totally Lagered Before They Fuck Britbags” or “No Brown Toothed Ginger Twats For Twilda”.

Het Rocky, nothing up my sleeve. Fuck off Bullwinkle. What?

10:09 am September, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Most girls like David Bowie. David Bowie like most dudes and Somali trannies like his “wife”.

I only stated that I would not use the word tranny for two weeks. Tempus Fuccit.

10:26 am September, 19 scrotum pole said...

I’d hit that blonde, even though her arms are a little long.

10:59 am September, 19 MILLS said...

hha love the robotic aussie accents xD

1:28 pm September, 19 clam fist said...

Boring

1:30 pm September, 19 clam fist said...

Buffalo Beast smashes his iPhone in disgust.

2:49 pm September, 19 Mr. Biggs said...

Wow. That was more animated and spontaneous than a Bruckheimer creation starring Nicholas Cage.

OOH!

2:52 pm September, 19 Troy Tempest said...

My favourite xtranormal cartoon:
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6192717/

3:30 pm September, 19 DarkSock said...

@ Wheezer:
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Forget about Simple George gettin’ his smack on….lookit the gams on that dame to the right…her legs are so long they’d wrap around you 5 times. Or Rush Limbaugh twice. Or me for 14 seconds.
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When she sits to pee her knees are higher than her head.

3:32 pm September, 19 DarkSock said...

That William Katt can really pull some tail.
sdfhh

3:36 pm September, 19 DarkSock said...

That Napoleon Dynamite can really pull some tail
(shown here not only pertaining to the avatar’s visual resemblance to him but also in homage to Scrotum Pole’s awesome Stephen Hawking reference. See how I tied that together? “COCKK…SAY IT WITH ME….COCKK….never take Ambien while you can still see the sun in the sky…).
asrgtte

5:09 pm September, 19 DarkSock said...

That Phyllis Diller really pulls the hotts.

8:55 pm September, 19 DarkSock said...

That Chuckie from “Rugrats” really knows how to pull some tail………
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Gallipoli? Anybody in here…?
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8:58 pm September, 19 DarkSock said...

{clicks off light, shuts door behind him…..}

9:12 pm September, 19 Steve L. said...

*turns on light again after DarkSock shuts door*
HA HA! i have this place all to myself now!

9:14 pm September, 19 Fatness said...

Dammit…every time you do that I end up tripping over Medusa’s Jebus-size jelly dong.

9:19 pm September, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

So the entire mountain is on fire above the Scrotato Head home. We’ve evacuated to family. Nothing to do now but sit and wait. Could see the flames coming over the ridge about a mile away as we pulled out of the driveway.

9:22 pm September, 19 Troy Tempest said...

@Scrotatohead – bummer dude. Hope it doesn’t get to your house – keep us informed. And think: I could have been in San Bruno when PGE fucked up and leveled the neighbourhood…

12:27 am September, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Watching the flames scour the mountainside from the safety of the in-law’s back yard some 6-7 miles away. I can tell even in the dark where my house is. The fire’s worked it’s way more than half-way down the mountain towards where ours sits at the top of a circle. I’d estimate it at easily under a quarter mile. The response from the various fire agencies has been tremendous. Who knows if it will be enough. So far only a handful of homes have gone up in the neighborhoods to the west. Wish I could sleep.

9:31 am September, 20 Deltus said...

I wonder what the effect would be, having some Stackhouse prose in that website.

11:10 am September, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Jerry Bruckheimer. Now there’s the biggest fucking honorary douche of the century. He’s solely responsible for turning David Caruso into a pitiful parody of himself. Don’t believe me? Here’s just a small sampling of the acrid turds that Bruckeimer has squeezed out:
CSI
Cold Case
Without a Trace
Pirates of the Caribbean
National Treasure
Con Air
The Rock
Days of Thunder and Top Gun
Armageddon
Bad Boys II
Close To Home
Miami Medical
Currently in production is:
Bad Boys 3
National Treasure 3
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View that list of smelly dick infection dribble and tell me that Bruckheimer doesn’t need to be drawn and quartered.

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