Thursday, September 16, 2010

Indiana Jones and the Arm of Mayan Douchewank


Not sure about the direction of the latest chapter in the series, but at least it doesn’t have C.G. ants.

# posted by douchebag1
2:07 pm September, 16 Eliza Douchecoo said...

That son of a bitch, I was wondering where my Huffy’s bike chain went! I’ll get you Douchewank, and your little man friend there too.

2:08 pm September, 16 mr.reeve said...

A new website for dickheads like this guy: Hot Chicks with White Dickheads Who Have Tribal Tattoos
Poser.

2:09 pm September, 16 mr.reeve said...

Adam Sandler’s new look is really paying off for him.

2:11 pm September, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Scorpion Thing.

2:12 pm September, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dwayne “The Schlock” Johnson

2:13 pm September, 16 Justin said...

Yup. Looks like Adam Sandler had a baby with MCA from the Beasties.

2:13 pm September, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Happy Suckmore.

2:13 pm September, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mr. Deedless

2:14 pm September, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Tattoo Singer.

2:15 pm September, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

50 First Tatts.

2:15 pm September, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Little Pricky.

2:19 pm September, 16 mr.reeve said...

I know there is a gender comment coming soon about the Egyptian hot.

2:20 pm September, 16 soy bomb said...

Nuke the Fridge!

2:21 pm September, 16 Deltus said...

He looks about as Mayan as Richard Simmons.

2:25 pm September, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Big Douchy.

2:29 pm September, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If you gave her his tatts and him her hair you wouldn’t know which one was which. Bloody hell, the douches have learned how to spawn. Get to the choppah now!

2:38 pm September, 16 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Protect your boobies, Dr. Jones!

2:38 pm September, 16 UFO Destroyers said...

Hey, dude.
Got something…
Right there…
No, over a little….
It’s kind of still hanging….
Nevermind, I’ll take care of it for you..

(Retreives Mossberg 590 and a tarp…)

Remember, we’re angry.

2:40 pm September, 16 douche bagel said...

i’ve never seen a tribal woodchuck before. interesting…

2:43 pm September, 16 Vin Douchal said...

To add to all the ugly going on with this grease trap, yes, that is a disgusting pierced nose.
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Could you imagine being the urologist that got to stick an instrument up his urethra? You could triple the gauge width needed for added discomfort.
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That’d be awesome , if you were an urologist. But only if you were, know what I’m sayin’ dude with the hoodie and fish bat parked in the dark under a tree in an old rusty Econoline van filled with zip ties, blindfolds and chloroform-tinged rags watching him through night vision goggles with the $50 I gave him in his pocket?

2:43 pm September, 16 Eliza Douchecoo said...

His arm looks like one of those maze things my kids do where they try to get to the end without hitting a deadend. It starts at his wrist and ends at his nipple, not sure what you win, hopefully the chance to take a swing at his melon with a Louisville Slugger.

2:44 pm September, 16 Karen Allen said...

The role was originally going to Tom Selleck. As fate would have it Indy ended up going to Harrison Ford. He hated snakes.

This Indiana is about to find out how much he likes snakes when young Tommy Leung shows his Burmese Python to the crew. Howsaaaaaa!

2:47 pm September, 16 Vin Douchal said...

I am angry today. I’ve been channeling my inner Frank Booth

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It’s cathartic

2:47 pm September, 16 Captain Garanichode said...

its very hard to motorboat a sternum… nott hott

2:48 pm September, 16 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

There are many, many Tongans and Samoans living across the Salt Lake City burroughs. Not one of them looks like this guy. Most of them have legs thicker than his chest and could squeeze his head with one hand.
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You know I’m talking about the women, right?

2:52 pm September, 16 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Damn, got beaten to the Adam Sandler comment.
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She’s an Egyptian Hott? Glad they have the burquas.

3:21 pm September, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Is that a nose ring or a Hitler mustache?

4:10 pm September, 16 Wedgie said...

Speaking of Egyptians, the hieroglyphics on his arm tell the story of Imhotep’s gay brother, Emo-seth. Seems he kept getting into their mother’s dresses.
Fuccen really really old school tranny.

4:34 pm September, 16 DarkSock said...

Diggin’ her mullet. They’re coming back, I tell you.
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You heard it here first.

6:18 pm September, 16 albinoCHINA said...

Spawn of Leonard Nemoy and Sandler’s strung out mom while on a drunken beach vacation in Playa del Carmen – how the hell did he slip those sychronized swimmer nose plugs through that douche piercing

7:17 pm September, 16 Vinny Scumbaglia said...

Dude, there’s black stuff coming out of your nose… look out for the MNU.

–VS

7:35 pm September, 16 Steve L. said...

i’d rather have a swarm of carnivorous CG ants devour those tatts. and that douchebag too, preferably.

8:50 pm September, 16 iDouche said...

Jones’s scrote of many colors

9:27 pm September, 16 Baleen said...

Those earrings are ball holsters for when she “makes the rounds” at the old folks home out on the interstate.

12:08 am September, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

Nothing drives home that menacing Mayan warrior tattoo like a pin-up boy smile.

10:53 am September, 17 skrag2112 said...

I want to motorboard Egyptian Hott’s pyramids while she strokes my obelisk.

11:11 am September, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

Those are all samoan-knockoff tattoos. I would possibly give him credit for at least being part polynesian, but then I noticed the hipsterwank behind him and figured this guy was just another well tanned scrote who wants to look like the Rock. The only reason The Rock isn’t a two-ton tub of shit is because he’s not full-blood, he’s got some black in him and I don’t know what else. I used to party with a kid who was half samoan and half japanese. Fucking guy was 500 pounds, 6′ tall and mean as a motherfucker. He had three jobs and all of them were bouncer. I’ll second Vin’s motion–this dude lived with his mom, her sister and his sister. His mom and aunt were full-on samoan and they were as huge as he was.My little boyfriend and I would go over there to buy weed from the mom and the whole time they’d all geek on how skinny we were and try to feed us. One time we measured mom’s bicep and then my waist. Me: 27. Mom: 29. No fucking joke.

11:11 am September, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

I can’t stop being pissed off at the hipsterwank in the background now.

6:58 pm September, 17 Stephanie said...

I have to take a dump

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