Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Library Hott Break

Because sometimes we need to take a break from all the ‘bag mocking/hot lusting in combo and just celebrate the mostly fictional and supremely illogical possibility of a woman like this having read a lot of books.

# posted by douchebag1
10:58 am September, 14 MoeDouche said...

Thank you. May I have another one!

11:04 am September, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Remember kids reading is fundamental, and what is that pink play toy she has in her hand? She is HOTT!!!!!!!!

11:05 am September, 14 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

She’s hot and all but I didn’t know strippers had to take drug tests.

11:05 am September, 14 T-bone said...

Daddy want.

11:08 am September, 14 Wedgie said...

Makes me want to check out Lady Chatterly’s Lover again. Dewey Decimal, indeed.

11:08 am September, 14 douche bagel said...

i would buy her pee off ebay

11:09 am September, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

I would sip the nectar of the librarian gods from her snifter anytime.

11:10 am September, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I just gave the union everything they asked for because something compelled me to check back in.
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Holy fuck. Holy fuckity fuck fuck.

11:10 am September, 14 antwar said...

BOING!!

11:13 am September, 14 mr.reeve said...

Wow. What else can I say?

11:14 am September, 14 smackdouche said...

She makes me hurt on the inside. But it is a glorious pain.

11:17 am September, 14 Eliza Douchecoo said...

she’s uberhottastic but she’s got tiny little girl arms…my 90 year old grandma just whooped her ass out behind the wood shed.

11:20 am September, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Those aren’t pillows! I would eat her until lock jaw set in. Then fucle her for as long as the old Jesus-sized Johnson could take it. This picture is very unfair to throw at us in the middle of an otherwise routine Tuesday. Shazam in my pants.

11:22 am September, 14 Deltus said...

I know the glasses are a gimmick. Take the glasses off her, and you wouldn’t think “Librarian Hott”. It doesn’t matter, though, because just putting on those glasses took her from an “oh my god I would do anything for her” to “OH MY GOD I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HER LIBRARIAN HOTTNESS”.

11:39 am September, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Inner suckle thighs have caused me a total lack of concentration

11:39 am September, 14 Anonymous said...

Glad to see you are now stealing from the Chive with no credit.

11:45 am September, 14 Wheezer said...

Maybe blonde hott and this Asian hott can wrestle in the 900’s…..

11:46 am September, 14 Wheezer said...

I think I speak for all of us when I suggest regular “Library Hott Breaks” – preferably right after “Sunday Video Convulsions.”

11:48 am September, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Not librarian hott!!! Bleach Blonde hair and fake boobies. I’d still hit it, though.

12:07 pm September, 14 Blinded by the Shite said...

Ditto Medusa. I just mutated into the Tex Avery Wolf.

12:07 pm September, 14 chaserofthehott said...

This is why I keep coming back boss!

12:16 pm September, 14 Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser said...

This is wonderful, but pretty hard to deal with in the middle of the day.

12:25 pm September, 14 Fish said...

She drinks wine, aye? That means she’s a “go-er”.

12:28 pm September, 14 CBS said...

Her pussy must be the most deliciously juicy and tasty object for expressing one’s virility in all of existence.

12:32 pm September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

This a “before” picture from either “jizz on my glasses.com” or “sperm guzzlers.com” . How do I know? Fuck you

12:45 pm September, 14 Captain Garanichode said...

Good Gawsh that is a nice break from the bleeth

12:59 pm September, 14 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I think she can cure polio! At least I think I can stand and walk on my new big=ass third leg in the middle!

1:07 pm September, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ BBTS–AWOOOOOOOO!!!! And may your three-foot long tongue make it up to the top of that succle thigh.

1:11 pm September, 14 Anonymous said...

Get this girl in the Hall of Hott

1:23 pm September, 14 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

She is like Clark Kent- put the glasses on and you never recognize him. She puts those glasses on to fool Mommy- Of course she never posed on a porn site offering hot, squitting college babes-

2:13 pm September, 14 Claude Douchenburg said...

Dern, I almost made it through the day without spotting my pants.

2:20 pm September, 14 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I like this broad.

2:31 pm September, 14 Anonymous said...

Makes me want to study the DO-ME decimal system

3:56 pm September, 14 Anonymous said...

I’d like to submit my vote now for 2010 Librarian Hott of the Year. In fact, I’d like to vote a few hundred times. Spectacular!!! Thank you.

4:15 pm September, 14 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

She is the kind of perfection that I will never come close to attaining. If my girlfriend sees this I’m dead….but sweet fancy Moses that is an attractive woman.

5:48 pm September, 14 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

*whimper*

6:05 pm September, 14 Anonymous said...

Very hot. But the glasses alone do not a Library Hott make! It’s a trap.

7:22 pm September, 14 CBS said...

omg her vagina needs so much attention i sense.

8:01 pm September, 14 Steve L. said...

i can name one thing this girl has read: the TWILIGHT series.
i’m willing to pretend that the Twilight series are books just so i can strike up a 30-second conversation with her.

9:49 pm September, 14 Crocodile Dun Douche said...

Dewey decimal system… what?

11:40 pm September, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She doesn’t really need those glasses. What she needs is a damn sammich.
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It would spare her the indignity of those fake boobs.

9:21 am September, 15 Mr. Biggs said...

Well, she cancels out this morning’s Fish Slap scare.

10:48 am September, 15 Sack O Douche said...

This will help with today’s “research”. Thank you very much. As did the double shot of pear from yesterday. Too kind lately DB1. Too kind.

2:04 pm September, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Watz a buk?”

6:06 pm September, 15 iDouche said...

“A stripper in glasses does not a librarian make.”

Gabriel García Márquez

6:57 pm September, 15 ashdfiulhsdfhoasdo said...

i would PLOW her

1:15 pm September, 16 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I need a LaBatt’s BLUE after seeing her.
She’s make Fish Slap swim in his own jizz.

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