Thursday, September 2, 2010

Pinky and the Butt

Okay.

Had my coffee.

Slightly more coherent now than that last post.

And my coherence leads me to one sinuous statment: Lick my toejam, Dan Fogelbag.

Rocker Choads with semi-bands are the reason Los Angeles smells like warm feet.

But, on the flip, Ass Pear sings rainbow chipmunk harmonics even when threatening the dreaded “future chunk.”

# posted by douchebag1
9:21 am September, 2 Wedgie said...

The one on the left has Dengue Fever; greenish tongue tells the tale.

9:23 am September, 2 Wedgie said...

Pink bikini might be sportin’ a load, eh?

9:30 am September, 2 French word for shower said...

Umm…is he a giant? Or have we now developed the technology to shrink hotts?

9:35 am September, 2 DarkSock said...

Look! A stool with 6 legs!

9:36 am September, 2 Ultra Bagnus said...

Green Greta and Inky Pink are probably mesmorized by Dan’s story of the time he saw Duff McKagan at the 7-11. That’s right girls, you’re hangin’ with a legend.

9:37 am September, 2 mr.reeve said...

Rockerbag and the strippers from the Cheetah’s Club are hitting the pool. Get out while you can. The STDs are a flowing in that pool.

9:44 am September, 2 dbBen said...

@Fwfs
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Seriously, I just scheduled a checkup because I was under the impression that my vision was all screwed up. And by checkup I mean left the desk to go buy a mountain dew and perhaps a pop-tart.
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Yet notice that even on his giant’s head, he still managed to find a pair of sunglasses that look enormous.

9:45 am September, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pinky began to vomit when Tommy Lee’s schlong hit her pyloric valve. Having a huge penis blocking her throat caused it to backblow into her pants.

9:46 am September, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Three little gunts?

9:47 am September, 2 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Too bleethey.

9:57 am September, 2 DarkSock said...

As his assistants tugged, bent and grasped firmly, Tommy became the first human in history to pee in his own butt.

9:57 am September, 2 DarkSock said...

GoldiCockks and the Three Pears.

9:58 am September, 2 anonymous said...

9:47: agreed.

9:59 am September, 2 DarkSock said...

As the Braun shaver finally gave out, Chewbacca surveyed his newly shorn body. Tonight he was getting laid like a palette of bricks.

10:00 am September, 2 DarkSock said...

As Tonya’s gloved arm dug in further, more green cups, gerbils, clock radios and Pepsi bottles popped out.

10:21 am September, 2 Wheezer said...

You hatters should stop mocking him. The chicks dig him because he’s a fungi.

10:22 am September, 2 Wheezer said...

Yep, I need a fuccen shower after looking at this. I’m certain tomorrow’s Ass Pear will refresh us, too.

10:23 am September, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Yuglavbian Slapwhoaravitch , newly arrived European basketball forward, begins off-season training regimine at UNLV

10:23 am September, 2 Mr. White said...

Greta would never forgive her older brother for the brutal Indian burn he put on her right thigh when she was 7–the Indian burn that never completely faded.

10:26 am September, 2 Mr. White said...

Dan decided to skip chemotherapy this week and instead have Pinky spit cheap Appletini straight into his chest port.
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What?

10:29 am September, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

I like that it says “HITMAN” across her ass. I wouldn’t have aimed that high, personally, but thanks for the suggestion, Pinky.

10:48 am September, 2 Joe Smith said...

What in the name of jeebus is going on here? The infection has spread to rockerbags pituitary gland or, he is being attacked by a pack of wild hobbits. I’m confused.

10:59 am September, 2 dblpits2teste said...

I agree with the confusion of Pink’s lopsided bikini. I think someone at the factory got the thong and boyshort patterns mixed up. I think this because I don’t want the visual you all are trying to put in my head.

11:06 am September, 2 scrotum pole said...

Tall, flat-chested chick in the middle is kind of cute, but a total bleeth.

11:06 am September, 2 fatness said...

God. All four of them are disgusting.
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See? This is what happens when you forget to chlorinate the pool.

11:20 am September, 2 Sack O Douche said...

Vegas skanks hanging poolside with Andre the Gitaint. Does that work? Whatever. The skank on the right looks like a spinner and a girl who would take it in any and all holes.

11:31 am September, 2 Deltus said...

Hitman. How apropos. Yeah, I’d hit it. Now, anyway, before she gains another 20 pounds and ceases to have what made her hott in the first place.

11:34 am September, 2 Battlescrote Galactica said...

Are we sure DJ Jerzey Jackoffsky didn’t just take off his Jiffy Pop hat to don his Bieber wig at the public pool, cause those sure look like his Kool Moe Dee glasses!

11:41 am September, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Each bleeth thought she had what it takes to win. Determination. A high tolerance for flatulence and rancid stool. No remaining dignity whatsoever. But only one contestant could win on “Who Wants a Rockerchoad Hand Puppet?”

11:57 am September, 2 Pablo Sinatra said...

What’s actually happening here is that these three smokin’ hot chicks are carrying this drunk, obnoxious gigantic douchebag to the fountain, where they will submerge him to the bottom of it and stand on him until the bubbles stop coming up. At least, that’s what I’ve decided is happening.

12:21 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The metropolitan park’s statue of the mythological Three Graces and Hercules takes a morbid turn after a local Grieco-Bleeth viral infestation arouses the curiosity of the CDC, who have never seen a statue come alive, then begin a slow dying process.

12:23 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hoot mon! I see “Hit man” on a Hott Mound.

12:25 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

When I was a kid, wearing pink and green on Thursday meant you wuz a queer.

Some things never change.

12:30 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

“Listen my children, and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere.”

12:34 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Chad Choad has his hands full with his new puppies, black-tongued Chandra Chow, unclipped Pinkie Poodle, and itty-bitty Chihuahua Cherie.

12:51 pm September, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Looks like a scene from the currently in production Twilight 6 – Skanks Revenge, in which the one of the tattooed vampire whores sucks out the soul of the hero Cullenbag. Coming soon on dvd to a redbox near you.

1:35 pm September, 2 Captain Garanichode said...

Arent those the guys from Poison?

3:08 pm September, 2 BTOWN said...

one of the left here:
http://www.facebook.com/porucznik?v=photos&so=60#!/porucznik

7:07 pm September, 2 ehcuodouche said...

Damn, btown, I think you’re right. Quartasian hott doesn’t look either face front.

11:12 pm September, 2 Crucial Head said...

Am I the first to give D’Sock props for the Chewbacca comment?? Geezus Christ my stomache still hurts from that shit.
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Damn I miss all you guys. Read through all the threads from the last few days and the game has been brought. Huzzah!
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I hope to rejoin the troops next week once I get my fucking work and kitchen back together.

12:26 am September, 3 Steve L. said...

Douche White and the… uh… three midgettes.

3:23 pm September, 3 italian douche said...

so the one with the tongue out is just like that? Can’t out her tongue in? What a condition.

3:23 pm September, 3 italian douche said...

*can’t PUT her tongue in…

3:25 pm September, 3 italian douche said...

From her FB:

Activities:
Sleeping and Working, Love to Party, Drinking, Up for Whatever, Meeting People

If you kill her you do no harm to anyone.

10:39 pm September, 3 StarSpankledBoner said...

“Future chunk” nothin, pinkie’s ass is BANGIN’ and would be even hotter after a week of 5 guys (the burger joint not five douchebags fucking her). Some of us like women that look like women.

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stay classy silver lake.

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